Funny school stories

Agreed, i'm currently done with high school, and I have no idea, what to major in at this point in time, because there are so many to choose from now and days.

 

Kindergarten - 8th grade
Did it happen like 2-3 years ago?

 

4 years ago I believe and it wans't in a K-8 school though. Would be crazy if we were talking about same girl though

 

Yeah, it isn't often a 7th grader gets pregnant. (12-13 years old) so i thought it could be the same girl.

 

lol,so funny,thanks for sharing.

 

Too much funny shit I can't even recall 95% of it. One good memory I had from this year is reading a story 'where you hadda' talk like dis.' And the dialogue was actually spelt like that. We had to pronounce the words as spelled so I got to talk like a black kid. We couldn't stop cracking up.... Also, I remember in 5th grade some kid came to school and when the teacher told him to take off his snow coat, he said 'I can't- it's stapled to my body.' God. So much fucking fun but I can't recall 95% of it...

 

This really dero guy and some slapper had sex in the back of science class one time.. i was so grossed out.. i felt sick at the end of class haha

 

Not a school story but today I went to get my permit at DMV and I had to take my picture. First picture I was waiting for the flash and started looking around (short attention span) and she got mad and said "keep yo head still boy" and then tried to take the second picture but I couldn't stop laughing and then she said "wat u laughin for" and that just made me explode. I finally got it together and took a picture after 3 attempts with a little smirk on my face.

 

Bump.

 

Saw a fat chick in PE try to do a push and land on her chin today.

 

The funniest thing I can remember is when a really fat kid in my P.E. class was running and his pants fell down and he had hello kitty boxers hahaha

 

My school was fucking chaotic, I have many stories but I think I'll write the best one:

It was the last day of school for the summer, every year a massive prank is planned and pulled off. For 2010 it included a bunch of 12 year old's all getting together with their phones, calling up every Chinese and Indian takeaway shop separately to order 10+ of the most expensive items on the list. And on top of that, lots and lots of rice. This was the beginning of last lesson, so by the end of the lesson we could all see at least 20+ vans lining up toward the school's reception. The bell rang and we all ran out to see what the fuck was going on. (For those of us that didn't know about the planned prank), there were about 40 angry delivery men shouting in the school reception room about paying for the takeaway and such. While the kids weer laughing me and my friend thought five minutes ahead of us and made a run for the back entrance seeing as the school would've done a lock down to find out who made the calls. Me and my friend ran out the back entrance and hopped on the bus, the bus takes a route round the front of the school and me and my friend were loling as we were probably the only two who got out and the front gate was still locked with kids, teachers and raging delivery men behind it. I don't know how long they were there for and I've no idea who managed to pay for it all seeing added up it was all £2,000+. I doubt the school caught any of the kids that made the calls but my guess was they would've had to pay for it. Anyway, that's just one story of my school on the last day before summer. I have more of other summers but they're not as funny, still if anyone wants to hear them I'll gladly post them.