facebook bitches

[JohnK]

this is for you...

• seriously? it's a nice day outside? thanks weatherman, i couldn't tell by looking out my window. we don't need 20 of you bitches updating your status with the weather.
  
  
• missed what happened on x-factor? no problem, just check your facebook. there will be at least 30 facebook bitches posting about shit that happened like they were the only person who watched it.
  
  
• ok, you liked over 9000 pages. in case you missed the memo, you don't win anything for liking a bunch of pages.
  
  
• blocking me on facebook because i pissed you off irl, yeah, that'll teach me.

 

[inpherus]

unless you're a facebook slut aswell posting half naked pics with 100s of likes then you can keep doin what your doin aye

 

[FishFishy]

-Don't stick your tongue out in pictures that shit's nasty

-Nobody gives a fuck what you think, stop asking for me to like your post

-Hashtags are for twitter



That's all I've got.

Edit: Bullets are hard

 

[Meeder1]

uMad?

HeMad

 

[I_DONT_BOT]

-Hashtags are for twitter

If you're using a twitter re-poster, it automatically puts the hashtags in.

 

[FishFishy]

If you're using a twitter re-poster, it automatically puts the hashtags in.

I don't give a fuck lol

 

[I_DONT_BOT]

I don't give a fuck lol

It's not even annoying either #fishyrage #sythemodrant

 

[FishFishy]

It's not even annoying either #fishyrage #sythemodrant

Eating a bagel you guise deuces

#BagelBallers

 

[Rahman]

damn facebook bitches which do like for a rate/ like for a tbh/ like for a like.

seriously, youre a attention seeking whore.

oh, i hate those bitches which take duck face photos.

 

[I_DONT_BOT]

oh yeah, smash or pass is dumb. Especially when 12 year olds do it..........

 

[Ancient SaiF]

Damn sluts posting pictures of their tits and ass.

Whores, please if I posted pictures of my penis, I'd get 100 likes as well with bitches commenting, "YOU'RE SO FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL", and I'd reply, "OH NAWWWW IM SO FUCKIN UGLY".

 

[JohnK]

-Don't stick your tongue out in pictures that shit's nasty

-Nobody gives a fuck what you think, stop asking for me to like your post

-Hashtags are for twitter



That's all I've got.

Edit: Bullets are hard

real talk

 

[MohtasaUnique]

How John's day really went:

 

[Smike]

Who needs Sex when you have a 1000 facebook friends?

 

[Rahman]

How John's day really went:

LOL classic.