Corrupt a wish

[Govind]

Granted, but you're what's for lunch.

I wish I had a pet shark.

Granted, but it will eat you once it's big enough.

I wish I had the power to travel back in time to any point in my past and do things differently.

 

[PowerCapped]

Granted, but it will eat you once it's big enough.

I wish I had the power to travel back in time to any point in my past and do things differently.

Granted, but you set in forth a paradox that leads to you having your future and past self boiled in acid simultaneously.

I wish I could fire laser beams from my eyebrows.

 

[Govind]

Granted, but you set in forth a paradox that leads to you having your future and past self boiled in acid simultaneously.

I wish I could fire laser beams from my eyebrows.

Granted but in doing so you burn out your eyeballs.

I wish I could communicate with people through telepathy.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Granted, everyone within earshot can now hear your every thought whether you want them to or not. That woman that you're undressing with your eyes just received your full pornographic narrative.

I wish to be a water bender.

 

[PowerCapped]

Granted, everyone within earshot can now hear your every thought whether you want them to or not. That woman that you're undressing with your eyes just received your full pornographic narrative.

I wish to be a water bender.

Granted, but when you go to try your new ability, you bend yourself as well due to humans being made up of ~60% H2O.

I wish for the ability to smash a watermelon with any given part of my body.

 

you use your penis and you become unable to ejaculate

I wish I was able to run a marathon with ease

 

Granted but marathon length is now 1km long thus making it hardly an achievement at all.

I wish Roary and Sandy were back. (Note corrupt this wish and you will be "SRB"ed for a while).... Only kidding

 

Granted but marathon length is now 1km long thus making it hardly an achievement at all.

I wish Roary and Sandy were back. (Note corrupt this wish and you will be "SRB"ed for a while).... Only kidding

Roary and Sandy return and you get demoted.

I wish I had a super computer that could handle any game or program.

 

[Panda-Splosion]

Roary and Sandy return and you get demoted.

I wish I had a super computer that could handle any game or program.

Computer refuses to play any game/program other than solitaire though.

I wish I had a can of Sprite.

 

[S]

Computer refuses to play any game/program other than solitaire though.

I wish I had a can of Sprite.

You have a can of sprite, drop it, slip on it, and die.

I wish I was Goku.

 

[Time To Buy]

Granted but Trunks never brings the medicine from the future and you die of the heart virus.


I wish I could store money in my belly button without being fat.

 

Granted but Trunks never brings the medicine from the future and you die of the heart virus.


I wish I could store money in my belly button without being fat.

Granted, but your belly button gets infected from the rust.

I wish I had the power to create tangible objects by thinking of it.

 

[Govind]

Granted but all the things you think up are sentient and want to kill you.

I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted but all the things you think up are sentient and want to kill you.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but the thoughts corrupt your own.

I wish money had no value.

 

[S]

Granted, but the thoughts corrupt your own.

I wish money had no value.

Granted, but you go dirt poor, become homeless, and get hit by a van and die.

I wish I was superman.

 

Granted, you are now Superman: http://www.sythe.org/members/208547-superman.html

I wish I could fly a plane

 

[Time To Buy]

Granted, but you only know how to fly it, not take off or land.

I wish for pancake mix.

 

[Govind]

Granted but you're severely allergic to it.

I wish I could sleep properly

 

[Tippani]

Granted, but you'll be like Snow White.

I wish I was Pikachu.

 

[S]

Granted, but you'll be like Snow White.

I wish I was Pikachu.

Granted, but you evolve into Riachu seconds later.

I wish I had dairymilk, right now.