Corrupt a Wish!!!

[Spereff]

Granted, but then you die.
I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Eric]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish for Dennis Kucinich to become President.

Granted, but when you found out he was pushing to ban guns in the United States, YOU /assassinate

I WISH SHREDDER WOULD BUY NEVER INFRACT ME AGAIN!

 

[Spereff]

Granted, but when you found out he was pushing to ban guns in the United States, YOU /assassinate

I WISH SHREDDER WOULD BUY NEVER INFRACT ME AGAIN!

Granted, but all the other globals will, until you get banned.

I wish for a damn cookie.

 

[Eric]

Granted, but all the other globals will, until you get banned.

I wish for a damn cookie.

Granted, but the cookie has aids.

I wish for ANTI AIDS

 

[Tzi Pk]

Granted, but the cookie has aids.

I wish for ANTI AIDS

Granted, but you now have herpes.

I wish that i wasn't constipated anymore.

 

[almost278]

granted but the laxative gave u the squirts

i wish i wouldent run out of weed so fast

 

[b1b]

granted but your pot seems to be running low

i r wish i r not a n33b anymore

 

[mage3158]

Wish granted, but you get aids and die.

I wish for all the noobs to die on this forum

 

[almost278]

granted but u have to die as well =( sry

i wish i could controll the time!!!!!

 

[Tzi Pk]

granted but u have to die as well =( sry

i wish i could controll the time!!!!!

Granted, but only forward at normal speed.

I wish nobody could cause any harm to me or anyone i want to be protected.