I'm typically not a great fan of forums games, however I saw this at another forum and it was actually pretty damn funny so I thought we could give it a shot at Sythe as well 
Rules:
Person #1 posts a wish
Person #2 grants that person a wish, however change the wish for the worse.
Person #2 posts another wish.
Example:
I wish I could know everything about anything.
Granted, however you would die of a brain tumor.
I wish I could read books in a few seconds
Granted, but it's only gay porno books
Please follow the explained formula.
To get us going:
I wish I could read minds
Rules:
Person #1 posts a wish
Person #2 grants that person a wish, however change the wish for the worse.
Person #2 posts another wish.
Example:
I wish I could know everything about anything.
Granted, however you would die of a brain tumor.
I wish I could read books in a few seconds
Granted, but it's only gay porno books
Please follow the explained formula.
To get us going:
I wish I could read minds