Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you wouldn't be allowed to see it.

I wish that I could have Wendy's for lunch

 

Granted, but the meat is undercooked, there's a cockroach in your fries, and you eat it anyways. You become deathly sick.

I wish I could read and speak every language.

 

Granted, but you've also lost your ability to hear or speak.

I wish I had a fire truck in my back yard!

 

Granted, but you get arrested for stealing it.

I wish I could bitch slap justin bieber and not get in any sort of trouble for it, and also walk away completely unharmed by either him, his security, or anyone else.

 

granted, but now you have morhped into a justin biener pre-tween lookalike for the rest of your life

i wish er body good live happily ever after

 

Your wish is granted but after several weeks where everyone is happy and cheerful everyone becomes depressed at the notion that there is nothing more to look forward to in life. This is then followed up by the whole world committing suicide, meaning your wish has brought about human extinction. Congratulations!

I wish I had my semester project done.

 

Granted. Your project is done, but you failed to follow instructions and get a 0.

I wish delta squad would love me =(

 

Delta loves you but it's an abusive relationship.

I wish my eyes could shoot laser beams.

 

Your wish is granted. Your eyes now shoot laser beams but you cannot control it, and there's no technology capable of assisting you. You are blind and cannot see where the laser beams are shooting, and you ultimately destroy the entire world.

I wish I had a hamster.

 

Granted, but it's a dead hamster.

I wish I were Thomas the Tank Engine

 

Granted, but children no longer read your books. Therefore, they have no clue who you are resulting in you get sent to the the junk yard.



I wish i had n4no computer setup with a stable internet connection and no website restricting.

 

but it all gets destroyed in a fire the next day and it wasn't insured

I wish I could read people's minds

 

Granted, but you become paranoid and reclusive as you realize the extremely dark thoughts coming from what you would label as normal or content others.


I wish I won a jackpot lottery

 

Granted, but you lost your ticket and are unable to claim the prize.

I wish I had some ice cream

 

but what flavor? ;0

 

Granted, but it's made out of fresh alpaca milk.





I wish I'd stop wishing for things.

 

Granted, but you only stopped because you went into a coma.

I wish Roary were an admin again.

 

Granted, but his first action upon returning is banning you.

I wish I had $3.50

 

Grant but you banned from Sythe for scamming it. I wish Trin would flash me

 

Granted, but you're blindfolded and didn't see anything.

I wish.... For more wishes.