Corrupt a wish

[Josh0is0here]

After the recent thread telling us we will get three wishes and post them. I thought it would be fun to bring back the Corrupt A Wish game. The original idea was found on another site however I thought it would be fun to bring it over to Sythe.

Rules:

1) User posts a wish
2) Another poster corrupts #1 wish and posts their own wish
3) A different poster then corrupts #2 wish, and post their own wish.
4) Once a poster corrupts a wish, they must think of a new way to corrupt it. This is to prevent every response from being and then you die. You can get creative with it
5) All Sythe rules apply.

Wish: I wish I get a Tesla Model S as a graduation gift

 

The above poster gets his Tesla Model S, a scaled build it yourself version, that is.

I wish I had an infinite sum of money.

 

The money is a disused, worthless currency as one was not specified.

I wish I could teleport.

 

The teleport goes straight into the depths of the Bermuda Triangle only.

I wish I was perfect

 

[kiln master]

But seeing as perfection is different to everyone, this would be impossible. Some rich men consider women who are morbidly obese perfection whilst others prefer 100 lb women as perfection.

I wish to live a healthy, long life.

 

[Josh0is0here]

You are granted your wish and live on an isolated island all by yourself with no internet connection.

I wish that I could have xray vision

 

Granted but you look down and the radiation from your x-ray vision disintegrates your penis.

I wish I could fly.

 

But flying 100 metres requires the energy of running a mile.

I wish I had super-human strength

 

[Lean]

You're on a planet with no gravity.

I wish I was in space.

 

[Panda-Splosion]

You're on a planet with no gravity.

I wish I was in space.

But you're stranded in space, seeing absolutely nothing beautiful.

I wish I had an extra testicle.

 

[ye olde ruiner]

You're on a planet with no gravity.

I wish I was in space.

Wish granted, you are in the space between my asscheeks.

 

But you're stranded in space, seeing absolutely nothing beautiful.

I wish I had an extra testicle.

Your extra testicle is dangling from your chin.

I wish I had a pool of 100 dollar bills.

 

[sportsplayer12]

Your extra testicle is dangling from your chin.

I wish I had a pool of 100 dollar bills.

The pool is on fire, you watch it burn.

I wish I could sleep forever.

 

Your extra testicle is dangling from your chin.

I wish I had a pool of 100 dollar bills.

Granted. You have a pool with one hundred $1 bills. The water has soaked the money to the point where the bills will fall apart if picked up.

I wish I could turn invisible.

 

Granted. You have a pool with one hundred $1 bills. The water has soaked the money to the point where the bills will fall apart if picked up.

I wish I could turn invisible.

You can not speak ever again since you can not be seen.

I wish I had super strength

 

[Panda-Splosion]

You can not speak ever again since you can not be seen.

I wish I had super strength

Your muscles are so big you can no longer fully extend your arms to reach your face and everything you touch gets crushed.

I wish I had a plain cup of water.

 

The cup shatters from the boiling hot water and blisters/cuts your mouth open.

I wish I had 9 lives

 

The cup shatters from the boiling hot water and blisters/cuts your mouth open.

I wish I had 9 lives

In order to give you 9 lives you needed 9 hearts making you very deformed and you have incredibly high blood pressure.

I wished it rained 100 dollar bills.

 

[Lean]

Your 9th life you're reborn as a pimple on the ass of Miley Cyrus.


Still wish I was in space.

 

[Lean]

In order to give you 9 lives you needed 9 hearts making you very deformed and you have incredibly high blood pressure.

I wished it rained 100 dollar bills.

It's acid rain and you melt within 45 seconds.

Still wish I was in space.