8 best things to do in public areas

[purityoflaws]

yup! here it is!!
The 8 BEST things to do in public areas
well first off here number one!
leave a fried egg in a toilet =P
Number twoo!!
roll chocolate easter eggs under the toilet doors
Number thREE!!!
make strange noises on an elevator!
Number FOUR!!!!
write essay questions on toilet paper
Number FIVE !!!!!
When your doing your buisness ScREAM OMG WHAT TEH HELL IS THAT!
number six!!!!!!
this is my fav!
REPLACE TOILET PAPER WITH SANDPAPER
it may be mean but its funny people walk in and turn around and walk out
number 7!!
pretend to cry in the movies
number 8
put gladwrap over the bowl

its mostly to do in public toilets but its pretty funny to do!

heres a lil ryhme
here i sit broken hearted i tried to shi* but only farted

yup people post away

 

[purityoflaws]

here i sit in stinky vapour because some bastard stole the paper shall i lie... shall i linger... or shall i be forced to use my finger

 

[mommy_my_bunny_is_dead]

oki one with sandpaper was funniest shoulda made it #1

 

[purityoflaws]

=P well it wasnt in order from funniest to lamest or anything like that

 

[purityoflaws]

everyone pisses on the floor. be a man crap on the ceiling

this was scrawled above a urinal... why are you looking up here are you ashamed of it?

if you want a wet surprise pull the chain before you rise

 

I found this on some website, enjoy

TOILETS

1. Stick your hand palm up under the stall wall and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your
butt cheeks

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor and say, "Oooh, you might want to get
a doctor to check that out"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."

 

[purityoflaws]

lol i likee that mirror one =P im gonna try that out next time im busting to go loo in town

 

[purityoflaws]

no more posts but ill be lonly D'=

 

[purityoflaws]

fine im leaving

 

[jebckr]

Ha, strain then drop in a cantalope. Ha I've got to try that.

 

[purityoflaws]

=O my threads still alive only one more person has posted oh well

 

[purityoflaws]

im goin to bed nite sythe

 

[purityoflaws]

okay fine just one more thing
there was a sign in an underground loo in london it said
lift and gents out of order please use stairs..
haha u get it ?
it means you cant make out in the gents or lift
u gots ta use the stairs =P

 

[Sarah]

Rub Nutty Chocolate onto your hands and reach under the wall into the next Toilet and ask How to whipe.

 

[andywalker1]

interesting...lol

 

[A_S_A]

Hey, Put a note in the restroom that says "Cameras in this facility are for research purposes only" hehehehe...

 

[crashcourse]

Start moaning like your....enjoying yourself...a bit too much. Then squirt some shampoo liquid into the next stool to freak them out!

 

[Sold]

Or when you're at a resturant with a friend or something start to scream like something is wrong with you. Or when you're in a area with alot of people walking by, walk in front of one guy and suddenly bend over when he's close to you..

 

[Govind]

Rub Nutty Chocolate onto your hands and reach under the wall into the next Toilet and ask How to whipe.

No, ask for toilet paper.

 

[jaamal]

Sadly, I would actually give you some. I wouldn't hand it to you though.