16 things to do at walmart!! L@@K!!

[Wendy]

thanks allot SMI. code black almost got me arrested good thing my feonsay pulled it off saying i had terrets

If you were old enough to have a fiance you would know how to spell it.....

Claiming that you had a mental disorder wouldn't get you out of an arrest. I tire of your lies.

 

[mommy_my_bunny_is_dead]

im from eurpe ffs. how it sounds is how i spell it . wendy now lay off its not like im trying to geta job or anything so i can care less how i spell now would you please do me ateh favor of wuit folowing me. all you are doing is starting arguments.

 

[the_wippit]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. did it
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. didnt work theyre wernt plugged in
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. didnt have the guts4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. did it they were like ummm??? can i help you?
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. forgot
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. did it, moved it to the jewlery department
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. lol no way
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" didnt quite cry i just yelled "leave me alone!" and ran
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. too stupid
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. too young
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. too stupid
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. didnt have the balls
( 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" nope
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" haha no way
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! didnt have on i could find
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" haha not bouncy balls but those huge playground balls i threw like 10 down the isle



i just had a fun ass time at wall mart

 

[Pure pker213]

lol glad u all are having fun with this btw my friend posted this on aim so I told my mom and she cracked up laughing and said try the code 3 one.

 

[Ehh]

Haha, another thing to do is to go up to the phones in the aisles, pick them up, and start yelling into it, ect.

 

[Cheeter]

Does SMI work at wallmart? :O

 

[Eric]

I work at a Walmart.

Duuuudee... So do I!

 

[o2slick]

ahahaha i like number 1, i should do it =p to old ppl lol

 

[Ftw]

lol.....ahh good times at wal mart......the gays...the lesbians...the stoners.....oh so GAY!!!! Target FTW!!!

 

[Varda]

Honestly whats wrong with buying condoms, its for your own good.

Yes but what if your 50+

OR

A mother with 4+ children

OR

Below the age of 16

Now that would be funny.

 

[Psybash]

hahah it still cracks me up, i wanna do some of them

 

[Pure pker213]

glad everyone likes this =]

 

[Syko_Chicken]

Old but Code ADAM - we all know, is for a missing child Code Blue - bomb Code Red - Fire Code Orange - Chemical Spill Code Black - weather warning Code Green - Hostage Situation Code C - Customer Service (I was right!!) Sometimes used, when cashiers needed Code 10 - Dry Spill Code 20 - Wet Spill Code 90 - Management Code 300 - Security Store # - Backup needed.. (all male employees and security)

You forgot Code Cruel - I'm in toy department touching kids

Cruel I love your comments roflobster,

To bad we don't have Wal Marts here :\

 

[Gwar]

lol, go to the store speaker and say what ever you want for the whole store to hear...

saw it on youtube

 

[Hello Miss799]

Lol this is funny, Ive set up a tent in walmart though

 

[bobbradyd]

I've done the mission impossible one. Plauyed the music on my phone, did monkey roles thru isles and stuff...haha

 

[bobbradyd]

Also when no one is at the counter in the sports department, get on the phone/intercom and say some random thing

 

[gaytime]

very good.,

 

[XGF]

Lol thats funny.

 

[Pure pker213]

Ya I did the mission impossible one I was in the Toy department humming it and then would take off running and stop on a wall and all these toys would fall off and kept doing it I also did the condom thing I put it on some persons cart and got caught only got to 10 carts >.< I put it on and as I was turning around He caught me and told the manager he just said not to do it again and some other stuff idk i wasnt listening. =]