16 things to do at walmart!! L@@K!!

[Pure pker213]

I was talking with my friend in IRC chat and he posted this ITS SO FUNNY !!
#4 is the best so is # 10
16 things to do at walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
( 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

 

[Spereff]

Lol. Eh heh, funny. Seen this a bunch of times.

But if you get caught, you're quite dead. Funny to try out though.

 

[Sarah]

. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

Don't you just love this one, My little brother will be sure to try this.

 

[Vision Ex]

I was talking with my friend in IRC chat and he posted this ITS SO FUNNY !!
#4 is the best so is # 10
16 things to do at walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
( 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

I work at a Walmart, and here are my replies to this, and how they would pan out.

1. This is just funny; Do it.

2. Don't worry, we fix them daily. Everyone thinks they are the first person to think of this, and Alarm clocks are in Furniture. (At every Walmart, yes.)

3. This is just stupid. No one wants to clean up after you, and there's no way you can get away with that without getting banned from the store.

4. There are no code numbers. This would be funnier if you told them it was a code black. I'm not going to explain why Do it.

5. There is no Layaway, not for the last 1.5 years. It's called Site-To-Stire now, and it has nothing to do with buying now, paying later.

6. Good luck finding a carpeted area aside from the entrances anymore. They are remodeling all of the Walmarts slowly starting about 5 years ago.

7. Again, good luck. This would take too much time, and no one would be able to pull it off, unless all the surrounding areas went to lunch at the same time. You could only do this in a small Walmart.

8. This is funny, do it.

9. The big bubbles aren't security cameras that are recording. If you go to the garden center, and look up at the small bubble near the registers, then it's funny, because it goes right to the store managers office.

10. Meh. This is average, but you can't handle the guns most of the time according to policy. You'd have to find an idiot to give you the gun, because they have to go through certifications to even work there.

11. Not very funny, but no one would really freak out. They would just call you a freak behind your back. Security will follow you, but you won't know it.

12. This is alright, I suppose.

13. Only good if your little.

14. You'll just get kicked out for this. That is unless the assistant store managers are pansies.

15. This is funny. Do it.

16. Meh, this would piss off the toys associate, but they would likely only kick you out of the department, and send security to follow you.

 

[jebckr]

Make a trail of tomato juice going to the bathroom. Ha

 

[xfire mode]

rofl lmao

 

[Pure pker213]

ROFL! i was gonna do the code one 2moro im gonna do code black 2moro is that like a black out or a black person streaking through the department

 

[Pure pker213]

I think the condom 1 would work better to see the expression on their faces at check out, that should brighten the day of the person who works the check out line.

 

[juvenilepunk]

lmao I like the first one the best

 

[Cruel__Machine]

I'd put a "wet floor" sign on dry floor!

AHAHAH LMAO!!!!
it' funny because it's not really wet there!

 

[Pure pker213]

that was pretty funny i personally like the code 3 and the gun with anti-depressant 1

 

[Pure pker213]

unless some1 was wankin off ther

 

[lin3ski3r]

Thats some pretty funny shit bro..

 

[Pure pker213]

ty keep this thread alive plz

 

[chad1]

i think the one with the mission impossible theme is the best lol

 

[oozabooman]

i wanna do that lol with the condoms what section do they sell those in

 

[Sarah]

Honestly whats wrong with buying condoms, its for your own good.

 

[andywalker1]

lol thats funny stuff

 

[Ftw]

#6 is funny/retarted. lol.....

 

[xZom Bx]

LOL!!! soooo funny!!!!!!!