16 things to do at walmart!! L@@K!!

[Vision Ex]

If you were old enough to have a fiance you would know how to spell it.....

Claiming that you had a mental disorder wouldn't get you out of an arrest. I tire of your lies.

D: Your ruining my fun. I wanted at least one person to do an in-person bomb threat. xD

 

[Typhoon]

Code Black = Bomb. I would do that, bomb squad will arrive

 

[Pure pker213]

im glad i didnt do that i thought it was a blackout or something

 

[xx r4p3s4uc3 xx]

very funny XD I'm gonig to go try some of these with my friends on Friday.

 

[thuglifelt]

I work at a Walmart, and here are my replies to this, and how they would pan out.

1. This is just funny; Do it.

2. Don't worry, we fix them daily. Everyone thinks they are the first person to think of this, and Alarm clocks are in Furniture. (At every Walmart, yes.)

3. This is just stupid. No one wants to clean up after you, and there's no way you can get away with that without getting banned from the store.

4. There are no code numbers. This would be funnier if you told them it was a code black. I'm not going to explain why Do it.

5. There is no Layaway, not for the last 1.5 years. It's called Site-To-Stire now, and it has nothing to do with buying now, paying later.

6. Good luck finding a carpeted area aside from the entrances anymore. They are remodeling all of the Walmarts slowly starting about 5 years ago.

7. Again, good luck. This would take too much time, and no one would be able to pull it off, unless all the surrounding areas went to lunch at the same time. You could only do this in a small Walmart.

8. This is funny, do it.

9. The big bubbles aren't security cameras that are recording. If you go to the garden center, and look up at the small bubble near the registers, then it's funny, because it goes right to the store managers office.

10. Meh. This is average, but you can't handle the guns most of the time according to policy. You'd have to find an idiot to give you the gun, because they have to go through certifications to even work there.

11. Not very funny, but no one would really freak out. They would just call you a freak behind your back. Security will follow you, but you won't know it.

12. This is alright, I suppose.

13. Only good if your little.

14. You'll just get kicked out for this. That is unless the assistant store managers are pansies.

15. This is funny. Do it.

16. Meh, this would piss off the toys associate, but they would likely only kick you out of the department, and send security to follow you.

This is like a 10 year old list

 

[flexible]

doing the tomato juice one is fun... but someone will like shoot you.. LOL

 

[Pure pker213]

Lol well the worst thing possible that could happen to you is go up in the hood and call a group of people niggers

 

[Dino Donia]

Lol it's funny, but I've seen a list with 101 things

 

[purityoflaws]

rofl crack up man i can just see mi m8 aaron darting around pretending hes a spy in wallmart singing to himself

 

[r0b0t1]

Heres the list I got:

Code Adam - Missing Child
Code Black - Severe Weather
Code Blue - Bomb Threat
Code Brown - Shooting
Code Green - Hostage
Code Orange - Chemical Spill
Code Red - Fire
Code White - Accident

 

[Jamie FTW]

Lmao Nice

 

[markopolo101]

17) play cops and robbers with toy guns and toy handcuffs

 

[Pure pker213]

lol great comments

 

[Pure pker213]

Goin to walmart tuesday to do condoms 1

 

[bennytheberry]

you forgot, to put on a bra and thong, and walk around (over top of your close, and only if your a guy)

call them and tell them to page 'mike hunt' over the loud speaker (telling him to go to assistance (or whatever it is called), it sounds like "my cunt please report to...", its really funny if you are in the storr listening to it

<theres a few others me and my friends made up, but i wont give them away because i dont want them to get old.

 

[Phr0z3n]

z0mg ima do the condom thing

 

[Pure pker213]

you forgot, to put on a bra and thong, and walk around (over top of your close, and only if your a guy)

call them and tell them to page 'mike hunt' over the loud speaker (telling him to go to assistance (or whatever it is called), it sounds like "my cunt please report to...", its really funny if you are in the star listening to it

<theres a dew others me annd my friends made up, but i wont give them away because i dont want them to get old.

3 Things
#1 - learn to spell
#2 - thats just stupid only ppl who want to get attention and hate themselves do that, like walking on the side of the road wrapped in toilet paper.
#3 thats REALLY old

 

[bennytheberry]

...at least i didn't get a list of 100 funny things to do at walmart and pick out the worst 16, i bet you never did any of them

 

[Phr0z3n]

hm. whats Code Orange Mean?

 

[Leon16]

funny stuff man... very, im try those when i go to walmart next time.