You found a Genie's Lamp!

[MohtasaUnique]

What're your three wishes, excluding the wish for more wishes

Mine would be:
The perfect body
Extremely high intelligence
The truth regarding science vs. religion

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

1. Lots of money
2. Extremely charismatic personality (even more so )
3. Like, 9/10 looks, since 10/10 just seems a bit too perfect.

 

[x339]

This should probably be in the spam forum.


1. Enough money to let me live a luxury life forever.
2. World Peace, so I can enjoy my money.
3. And every girl in the world to become beautiful.

 

[bad_moose]

I would wish...
For enough money to ensure I can buy as much of anything I want for the rest of my life.
To be the best sailor ever.
For everyone in the world to be happy, kind and carefree.

 

[GrammarSyntax]

I didn't know that a molecular unit of heredity in a living organism had the ability to produce a lamp which can fulfil three wishes.

Infracted.

 

[Determinate]

What're your three wishes, excluding the wish for more wishes

Killjoy

Now this thread is too hard to answer.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

3. And every girl in the world to become beautiful.

By who's standards? There's a tribe in Africa somewhere where they believe beauty is measured by the length of a woman's neck :x I don't want to live in a world full of giraffe-women! lul

Killjoy

Now this thread is too hard to answer.

:> I just enjoy busting your balls

I didn't know that a molecular unit of heredity in a living organism had the ability to produce a lamp which can fulfil three wishes.

Shut the fuck up, honestly.

 

[GrammarSyntax]

Shut the fuck up, honestly.

Why do you have to resort to flaming me? Is it because you make a fallacy which most eight year old children would spot?

 

[x339]

By who's standards? There's a tribe in Africa somewhere where they believe beauty is measured by the length of a woman's neck :x I don't want to live in a world full of giraffe-women! lul

My wish, my standards duhh Big boobs, nice butt, pretty eyes, etc. etc.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

No one cares whether it's impossible or not, it's a theoretical question. If you want post count, at least stay on topic bro. Thanks!



I'm changing one of mine actually. If my second wish were granted, I could probably come to my own conclusion about science vs. religion. So instead, my third wish would be... my discovery of a new, clean energy source to replace all use of oil and coal

@x339, good standards, granted.

 

[New Defied]

To have as much money as I want
To get any girl I want
To play in the NHL

 

[Gurtaton]

1. Immortality
2. Ability to change my looks whenever and however I want it to be
3. Ability to cloak myself so that I'm invisible.

 

1. World Peace.
2. Money.
3. The ability to change my looks.

 

[KingBeast]

High Intelligence
No more World Poverty/Hunger
Ability to help all those who need help

 

Just to be happy.

 

[JohnK]

Get every country out of poverty
Better education in all countries
Widespread help for those troubled youths that grow up and become criminals

 

[Reboman]

1. Destruction of the Illuminati
2. Destruction of all central banks
3. Ability to time travel.

 

[Try and run]

- Wishing for perfection would take the joy out of life. If you really need for me to explain this one, I will.
- Time travel would screw up the present/future too much.

I'm not really sure what I would wish for, but I would be very specific so as to not screw up the world more than it already is.

 

[Sartana]

1.)$$$
2.)To live forever
1.)Justin Beaver never borned

 

[RobIGod]

1.)$$$
2.)To live forever
1.)Justin Beaver never borned

Lmao^

OT:
1) Ability to fly
2) Find a cure for cancer
3) Abolish world hunger