Three Wishes...

[IxI Duality IxI]

You buy a genie lamp from your local shop. You rub it, thinking nothing will happen. Suddenly, a genie of pure evil emerges from the lamp, and tells you an inconvenient request. You get 3 wishes. After these three wishes your heart with turn to stone and you will die within seconds. No backing out, and all wishes must be made. What would you wish for? Curious to hear answers.

inb4 infinite wishes and invincible wish​

 

[Heads447]

I would wish for you to gtfo the spam forum

 

[ilovegold69]

op is faggot and thinks they're allowed to post in this section.

I know what your wishes should be

1. Rope
2. Ladder
3. Vodka

Gl m8 put it on vid

 

[m4rsxpk3r]

1. you gtfo
2. you gtfo
3. you gtfo

 

okay.

 

[88jayto]

I would wish for OP to be raped by a thousand dicks a day forever.

 

[Heeatz]

Infinite wishes therefore my heart will never turn to stone. gg op


lol at op troll wishes btw

 

[Emperor Nero]

1. 13 inch cock
2. money
3. money

 

[Winneythepoo]

1) Infinite wealth to family and friends
2) Go to space
3) Swim with a great white!

No faggot answers =p

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

1. 13 inch cock
2. money
3. money

that's just greedy, 11 inch rod in bout all anyone would need

 

[MadTwatter]

1. Sex for 365 days with 1000 of the most extravagant women in the world.
2. Get to be Serj Tankian for a year after the first wish.
3. Be able to torture all the worst/most despicable people in the world for a year after the second wish.

Best 3 years spent. Thx genie, stonemeplz.

 

[Lean]

All I know is wish #3 would be genie dies, and his rules no longer apply.

 

[Tornstol]

My first wish and only is to get this thing out of my head.

 

[IxI Duality IxI]

lol excellent answers everyone

 

[woodcut ox]

1.)Cocaine
2.)Strippers
3.)bags of money

Cocaine for pre-stripper show, get my dewwy touched during the show, then show the money bags and die right after that way I never need to pay them.

 

1.)Cocaine
2.)Strippers
3.)bags of money

Cocaine for pre-stripper show, get my dewwy touched during the show, then show the money bags and die right after that way I never need to pay them.

so u want to die as a scammer? wowe, trade with caution

 

[tehRonskie]

My wishes:

1. tits
2. tits
3. 3 GTX 780 Ti's

 

[Gosuflash]

1 kate upton
2 kate upton
3 kate upton