You found a Genie's Lamp!

What're your three wishes, excluding the wish for more wishes

Mine would be:
The perfect body
Extremely high intelligence
The truth regarding science vs. religion

 

1. Lots of money
2. Extremely charismatic personality (even more so )
3. Like, 9/10 looks, since 10/10 just seems a bit too perfect.

 

This should probably be in the spam forum.


1. Enough money to let me live a luxury life forever.
2. World Peace, so I can enjoy my money.
3. And every girl in the world to become beautiful.

 

I would wish...
For enough money to ensure I can buy as much of anything I want for the rest of my life.
To be the best sailor ever.
For everyone in the world to be happy, kind and carefree.

 

I didn't know that a molecular unit of heredity in a living organism had the ability to produce a lamp which can fulfil three wishes.

Infracted.

 

Killjoy

Now this thread is too hard to answer.

 

By who's standards? There's a tribe in Africa somewhere where they believe beauty is measured by the length of a woman's neck :x I don't want to live in a world full of giraffe-women! lul

:> I just enjoy busting your balls

Shut the fuck up, honestly.

 

Why do you have to resort to flaming me? Is it because you make a fallacy which most eight year old children would spot?

 

My wish, my standards duhh Big boobs, nice butt, pretty eyes, etc. etc.

 

No one cares whether it's impossible or not, it's a theoretical question. If you want post count, at least stay on topic bro. Thanks!



I'm changing one of mine actually. If my second wish were granted, I could probably come to my own conclusion about science vs. religion. So instead, my third wish would be... my discovery of a new, clean energy source to replace all use of oil and coal

@x339, good standards, granted.

 

To have as much money as I want
To get any girl I want
To play in the NHL

 

1. Immortality
2. Ability to change my looks whenever and however I want it to be
3. Ability to cloak myself so that I'm invisible.

 

1. World Peace.
2. Money.
3. The ability to change my looks.

 

High Intelligence
No more World Poverty/Hunger
Ability to help all those who need help

 

Just to be happy.

 

Get every country out of poverty
Better education in all countries
Widespread help for those troubled youths that grow up and become criminals

 

1. Destruction of the Illuminati
2. Destruction of all central banks
3. Ability to time travel.

 

- Wishing for perfection would take the joy out of life. If you really need for me to explain this one, I will.
- Time travel would screw up the present/future too much.

I'm not really sure what I would wish for, but I would be very specific so as to not screw up the world more than it already is.

 

1.)$$$
2.)To live forever
1.)Justin Beaver never borned

 

Lmao^

OT:
1) Ability to fly
2) Find a cure for cancer
3) Abolish world hunger