Corrupt a wish

[Govind]

Granted but it's been rancid for 30 days

I wish I had some willpower

 

[Time To Buy]

Granted, but with your new will power you begin taking on greater and greater achievements until you grow rich and successful, but your riches catches the eye of the underworld and your name finds it's way into the hit list.


I wish Govind never shaved/removed his beard.

 

[Josh0is0here]

Granted but because Govind never shaved his beard again. The US military deems Govind a terrorist and sends him to Guantanamo Bay where we never see or hear from him again.

I wish I had some Govind bucks. (http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1700439-sale.html)

 

[Panda-Splosion]

Granted but because Govind never shaved his beard again. The US military deems Govind a terrorist and sends him to Guantanamo Bay where we never see or hear from him again.

I wish I had some Govind bucks. (http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1700439-sale.html)

Granted, but Govind Fucks become the new widely accepted currency.

Govind Fucks are a lot more valuable than Govind Bucks

I wish I had three and a half tacos.

 

[Govind]

Granted but they give you explosive diarrhea for the next week.

I wish I had X-ray vision that I could turn on and off at will.

 

Granted but they give you explosive diarrhea for the next week.

I wish I had X-ray vision that I could turn on and off at will.

Granted, but you rapidly lose your own vision each time it's on.

I wish I could go to sleep at will.

 

[Time To Buy]

Granted, but you rapidly lose your own vision each time it's on.

I wish I could go to sleep at will.

Granted, but you never wake up from that slumber.

I wish that more FMA episodes get made without ruining the franchise.