Rap Battles - Official Thread

[triathlete]

Your mother got raped, your dignity is still kept?
She had a very nice vagina, fucked her while she slept.
Shit, I don't understand a word that you say, are you gay?
Or are you stupid as shit, not going to school everyday?
Type in full words, so it can sound better and cleaner,
And you're not so tough with that 1CM wiener.
Out of 100, for your raps, I'll give you a zero,
Now go back home, worshipping Me, as your hero.
You know that I win, I'm the only one with no doubt,
Once again, please go, and GET THE FUCK OUT.




Again with the grammer, please, just stop,
No use trying, you know I'm at the top.
What are you here for? Here for the debate?
I see you looking up the males, trying to masturbate.
I can do what I want, you're not stopping me,
You won't stand in my way, I guarantee.
You're a beast? With that sloppying typing?
If you don't go now, I better start sniping.
You're just a normal, psh without even one rank,
Go back home to your mother, you know she's a skank.

who calls themself sperref?
your so weak u get fucked by the local sheriff.
ive seen you down the street.
i can tell its u cause u cant handle no heat.
whats worse u think ur so fucking leet.
you and me should have a fight.
maybe then i wont be so polite.
there u go kid i just rapped some lines.
better come back to keep up with the times.

 

I like big buts and i cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny, when Steph walks in with an ity bity waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, im hooked and i cant stop staring, her posts are hotter than the jeans im wearing oh baby i wanna get witch ya and take yo picha, coz that but you got mamakes me so horny.

 

[PHATK0]

U rap ur twisted your girls a hoe and everybody knows so shut up foe and go home

 

[Ryan]

U rap ur twisted your girls a hoe and everybody knows so shut up foe and go home

rofl, did you just bite from DMX and then trail onto your own shit?

EPIC

 

[triathlete]

vic. your name rhymes with dick.
but thats not what im here to do.
im here to kick the shit out of you.

battle me back.
dont be so slack.
or are you a rapper hack?

 

[jaamal]

Again with the grammer, please, just stop,
No use trying, you know I'm at the top.
What are you here for? Here for the debate?
I see you looking up the males, trying to masturbate.
I can do what I want, you're not stopping me,
You won't stand in my way, I guarantee.
You're a beast? With that sloppying typing?
If you don't go now, I better start sniping.
You're just a normal, psh without even one rank,
Go back home to your mother, you know she's a skank.

Keep on trying to beat my flows,
All I will do is show you the door.
You think your at the top of game?
But are you lyrics are just so lame.
You say that my moms a skank,
well she made me and the world owes her thanks.
I don't have to use commas and periods,
Becuase your girlfriends missing one and I took it serious,
She is having my kid and in another 7 months
I beat it up and then you licked her cunt.
I you wonder why I am hear with no ranks
Because I have better things to do like increase my bank
Sit here and write all your stuff
But I respond in 1 minute, because that enough
Time is of the essence and I can't spare any
But if you want to get killed, bullets I spare plenty.

Why the fuck you putting skeet in his ass homie, you gay?
Tell yo momma to come here and I'll fuck her the right way.
Ye aint supposed to fuck other dudes in the butt, dawg,
That shit is wrong, and sick as hell like drinkin old egg-nog.
You made a mistake comin to this here thread,
tryna make yourself a rep but just end up dead.
And bleedin laying fucked up, turning the ground red,
from ya blood thats leakin all out of ya fuckin head.
It's been a minute since my reign been up outta these rappin topics,
But forget it if you think ya punk ass is gon stop it.
I remain leader of the game reclaiming my name,
staking my place up in this rap mess, call me the ace.

6 bars, not 16. Oh well

HAlf of that didn't even rhyme...
And you claim to be in the game such a long time?
I wasn't going to respond, but I can't just let you slide
I know you were watching this thread for some time,
Sitting and waiting and having your time bide...
But it doesn't even matter, I will still hit you with grime
Kill you once and leave you in the record store buying,
All my albums that I dissed you with so you can learn some real lines.
Why did I rape spereff you ask?
Because he kept trying to kick my ass.
So I hit from the back nice and real fast.
Then left his behind in removable cast.

 

[Young Murda]

Keep on trying to beat my flows,
All I will do is show you the door.
You think your at the top of game?
But are you lyrics are just so lame.
You say that my moms a skank,
well she made me and the world owes her thanks.
I don't have to use commas and periods,
Becuase your girlfriends missing one and I took it serious,
She is having my kid and in another 7 months
I beat it up and then you licked her cunt.
I you wonder why I am hear with no ranks
Because I have better things to do like increase my bank
Sit here and write all your stuff
But I respond in 1 minute, because that enough
Time is of the essence and I can't spare any
But if you want to get killed, bullets I spare plenty.




HAlf of that didn't even rhyme...
And you claim to be in the game such a long time?
I wasn't going to respond, but I can't just let you slide
I know you were watching this thread for some time,
Sitting and waiting and having your time bide...
But it doesn't even matter, I will still hit you with grime
Kill you once and leave you in the record store buying,
All my albums that I dissed you with so you can learn some real lines.
Why did I rape spereff you ask?
Because he kept trying to kick my ass.
So I hit from the back nice and real fast.
Then left his behind in removable cast.

You got no ranks, because you got no flow,
And while you're stacking up yo bank, im getting pussy from ur hoes

Taking your time, checking this thread by the minute
And why you trying to brag when yo stacks even have a limit?

You ain't got no skill, you just like ryan and spereff,
And you call yourself a thug when you're buddies with the sherrif?

I ain't rushing through this rap, a nigga gotta take his time
But kats like you cant make shit out of a rhyme

Over 1k posts, but nothing to back that shit up
Except some weak ass rhymes, you just might as well give up

I'm a hero to the game, what would it do without me
And after i make this reply, niggas will do nothing but doubt me

I can't be beat, cuz your lyrics are weak
The only way you can win is if you're willing to cheat

And cheat if you will, but i will always come back
For ur a trick to the game, that holds imaginary stacks

If you can feel what i'm spittin, this is suspension to your rap
I would give up now, it'll be over in a clap

But if your rhymes get a flow and you can measure to the best
Just remember my name dawg, Young Murda for the rest.

 

[jaamal]

You got no ranks, because you got no flow,
And while you're stacking up yo bank, im getting pussy from ur hoes

Taking your time, checking this thread by the minute
And why you trying to brag when yo stacks even have a limit?

You ain't got no skill, you just like ryan and spereff,
And you call yourself a thug when you're buddies with the sherrif?

I ain't rushing through this rap, a nigga gotta take his time
But kats like you cant make shit out of a rhyme

Over 1k posts, but nothing to back that shit up
Except some weak ass rhymes, you just might as well give up

I'm a hero to the game, what would it do without me
And after i make this reply, niggas will do nothing but doubt me

I can't be beat, cuz your lyrics are weak
The only way you can win is if you're willing to cheat

And cheat if you will, but i will always come back
For ur a trick to the game, that holds imaginary stacks

If you can feel what i'm spittin, this is suspension to your rap
I would give up now, it'll be over in a clap

But if your rhymes get a flow and you can measure to the best
Just remember my name dawg, Young Murda for the rest.

Wow this cat claims he the best
But truthfully he is gayer then ryan seacrest

And spereff isn't that bad at all
Hes the guy thats your mom always calls

He is real reliable, but doesn't have no cool verse
But I have a 18 inch penis and it is a curse

Gave it to your mom and she tried to keep it in her purse.
But I told her no and beat her stuff up worse.

Like I said I am the sickiest and also the illiest
I am so sick there a law you can feel this

Thats why your mind is so brainwashed
The only way you wouldn't relize that I am the boss.

Once again another challenger that just lost
But like luda said you pay the cost

Got people coming at me all day
But my stregnth will always stay
All my rhymes will never sway.

 

[Young Murda]

Wow this cat claims he the best
But truthfully he is gayer then ryan seacrest

And spereff isn't that bad at all
Hes the guy thats your mom always calls

He is real reliable, but doesn't have no cool verse
But I have a 18 inch penis and it is a curse

Gave it to your mom and she tried to keep it in her purse.
But I told her no and beat her stuff up worse.

Like I said I am the sickiest and also the illiest
I am so sick there a law you can feel this

Thats why your mind is so brainwashed
The only way you wouldn't relize that I am the boss.

Once again another challenger that just lost
But like luda said you pay the cost

Got people coming at me all day
But my stregnth will always stay
All my rhymes will never sway.

With such a big dig, that shit is universal
So you must be the guy on the Enzyte commercial

I'm not brainwashed here, im just keepin with the flow
maybe you should try it some time, your rhymes are feeling low

People come and go, but I will stay as your ultimate task
And continue to fill you in with the skill that you lack

Take it easy next time, you may just win
But i will always come back to complete my nature's sin

You ain't got nothin on me, and you have done nothing to prove otherwise
That's just bc you don't know yo girl has been hittin it with other guys

Hit me hard if ya will, but I will strike back harder
Because im number one in this game, to be the ender and the starter

I'm playin tricks with ur mind, and i got the rhymes to prove it
And ur comeback trial is so weak, you might as well just lose it

I'm tippin 40s as i spit, so this isn't the top of my game
Just remember who owned you, for this battle has just been tamed

 

[Young Murda]

Jaamal, I've been waiting for a reply for the longest time.
You choke?

 

[jaamal]

With such a big dig, that shit is universal
So you must be the guy on the Enzyte commercial

I'm not brainwashed here, im just keepin with the flow
maybe you should try it some time, your rhymes are feeling low

People come and go, but I will stay as your ultimate task
And continue to fill you in with the skill that you lack

Take it easy next time, you may just win
But i will always come back to complete my nature's sin

You ain't got nothin on me, and you have done nothing to prove otherwise
That's just bc you don't know yo girl has been hittin it with other guys

Hit me hard if ya will, but I will strike back harder
Because im number one in this game, to be the ender and the starter

I'm playin tricks with ur mind, and i got the rhymes to prove it
And ur comeback trial is so weak, you might as well just lose it

I'm tippin 40s as i spit, so this isn't the top of my game
Just remember who owned you, for this battle has just been tamed

Hahaha, guy from the enzyte commercial
My shit large and is first of all natural

Your the ender and starter
Wow, thats cool keep rapping retarded

I seen you been waiting on me hand and toe
Be patient, I am going to kill you with the flow
After your dead your mom will invite me to the funeral

You see she loved me more then you
Your her son, but I am her boo

Yes you are nature's sin
God wanted pretty and the devil dropped you in

Your the ugly tool nobody wants
ghouls point at you and then taunts

They bust out laughing and dis you all day
Don't hate me, because you seen me and became gay
Your girl makes love to me whenever your away

I just left you on the floor dead
And your body showing, but not your head

Beacuse your head was to ugly to display
If I left it out, they wouldn't have taken your body away.

 

[Spereff]

who calls themself sperref?
your so weak u get fucked by the local sheriff.
ive seen you down the street.
i can tell its u cause u cant handle no heat.
whats worse u think ur so fucking leet.
you and me should have a fight.
maybe then i wont be so polite.
there u go kid i just rapped some lines.
better come back to keep up with the times.

Sheriff and Spereff? Is that all you got?
Better go back and fuck your mother, before her pussy rots.
I can handle the heat, you're nothing to me,
my words to you are like falling debris.
You may think you're tough, think you're strong,
but your words on a sword aren't quite very long.
You can't beat me, you're defeated and wrong,
And concentrate on rappin', not on your mother's thong.

Keep on trying to beat my flows,
All I will do is show you the door.
You think your at the top of game?
But are you lyrics are just so lame.
You say that my moms a skank,
well she made me and the world owes her thanks.
I don't have to use commas and periods,
Becuase your girlfriends missing one and I took it serious,
She is having my kid and in another 7 months
I beat it up and then you licked her cunt.
I you wonder why I am hear with no ranks
Because I have better things to do like increase my bank
Sit here and write all your stuff
But I respond in 1 minute, because that enough
Time is of the essence and I can't spare any
But if you want to get killed, bullets I spare plenty.

My rhymes are lame? You rhymes don't even work,
You better leave now, before I go bezerk.
Thank your mom for your birth, but you'll never know your daddy,
Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Please, go cry and get saddy. (<---lulz)
Fuckin' my girlfriend? Is that all you do?
Don't be a cheap ass, it's not cool to be jew.
You're no match for me, don't even try,
I think you're only tryin', is because you're high.
Get off the drugs, and get off the crack,
and don't come here talking shit, cause I struck back.

*Do not take ANY of my lines seriously*
I'm just taking shit off the top of my head.

 

[Mountain Drew]

My rhymes are lame? You rhymes don't even work,
You better leave now, before I go bezerk.
Thank your mom for your birth, but you'll never know your daddy,
Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Please, go cry and get saddy. (<---lulz)
Fuckin' my girlfriend? Is that all you do?
Don't be a cheap ass, it's not cool to be jew.
You're no match for me, don't even try,
I think you're only tryin', is because you're high.
Get off the drugs, and get off the crack,
and don't come here talking shit, cause I struck back.

*Do not take ANY of my lines seriously*
I'm just taking shit off the top of my head.

What if I do drugs, is that such a bad thing?
I could see if it was heroin, how much it would sting
marijuana is my drug of choice, everytime I get high
I wanna smoke more and rejoice until the day that i die
Doin the damn thang playin a few basketball games
ima tear yo ass up like my name is lebron james
life is a video game, they always say can you handle it
life is my playground, im gonna man handle it
get rich or die tryin was not only a famous line but a shitty ass movie
50 is a fuckin poser, try really diein like gangster king tookie
proof died by the gun, by some bookie hired in detroit
he was on the street the gunman fired and he was done for
fight me with your words not a gun or your fist
there is nothing more that I could ask for....

 

[Spereff]

What if I do drugs, is that such a bad thing?
I could see if it was heroin, how much it would sting
marijuana is my drug of choice, everytime I get high
I wanna smoke more and rejoice until the day that i die
Doin the damn thang playin a few basketball games
ima tear yo ass up like my name is lebron james
life is a video game, they always say can you handle it
life is my playground, im gonna man handle it
get rich or die tryin was not only a famous line but a shitty ass movie
50 is a fuckin poser, try really diein like gangster king tookie
proof died by the gun, by some bookie hired in detroit
he was on the street the gunman fired and he was done for
fight me with your words not a gun or your fist
there is nothing more that I could ask for....

Drugs kill you, they damage your soul,
that dick was so hard last night, for you it punctured another hole.
You better be watchin' your life, cause drugs can make you die,
Think about that, the next time you get high.
Basketball? You think you're good, you got skills?
When you're facin' against me, you'll feel the chills.
What are you talkin' bout? That shit is gay,
Tryin' to act black, you'll get chased by the KKK.
Racism is not funny, neither is the the things you get taught,
Drugs is not the cure for your ugly lungs that slowly rot.
Good attempt Drew, you've got me quite impressed,
unfortunately you still suck, with two boobies on your chest.

 

[jaamal]

My rhymes are lame? You rhymes don't even work,
You better leave now, before I go bezerk.
Thank your mom for your birth, but you'll never know your daddy,
Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Please, go cry and get saddy. (<---lulz)
Fuckin' my girlfriend? Is that all you do?
Don't be a cheap ass, it's not cool to be jew.
You're no match for me, don't even try,
I think you're only tryin', is because you're high.
Get off the drugs, and get off the crack,
and don't come here talking shit, cause I struck back.

*Do not take ANY of my lines seriously*
I'm just taking shit off the top of my head.

So you just struck back
Ha, you had no sting thats what you lacked.
And you scared of hurting our feelings
Because I would take your life like a stealing
If I keep my lyrics inside I would probably burst
People who can't here my songs feel so cursed
My words are copied verse for verse
I swear I wrote some of the songs in the bible first
Praised everywhere and by everyone.
People envy me and others hate me, because I won
Your eyes are like ray charles
you can not winess my godness
I am colder then the idians in a teepee
I will never ever give you a freebee
I could charge you millions as my rapping fees
I could murder you and your whole team
You killing me only happens in your dreams
I would shake away from your bullets like a tamborine
I will say one last thing
Like Mc Hammer you can't me

I switch up my sytle and stepped up my game
I should be praised for my lyrical ryhme scheme.

Still off the top of my head...

 

[jaamal]

What if I do drugs, is that such a bad thing?
I could see if it was heroin, how much it would sting
marijuana is my drug of choice, everytime I get high
I wanna smoke more and rejoice until the day that i die
Doin the damn thang playin a few basketball games
ima tear yo ass up like my name is lebron james
life is a video game, they always say can you handle it
life is my playground, im gonna man handle it
get rich or die tryin was not only a famous line but a shitty ass movie
50 is a fuckin poser, try really diein like gangster king tookie
proof died by the gun, by some bookie hired in detroit
he was on the street the gunman fired and he was done for
fight me with your words not a gun or your fist
there is nothing more that I could ask for....

You don't want to fight with your fist
No, you don't want to fight me and take a risk

You compare the poser fifty
to the legendary tookie
Your lyrics are on the same level as a rookie

Why are you here you can't rap
You a nice guy, but should really step back

I am a lyrical master
And your just a bastard

And I am your dream
Your a druggy for my lyrics, like fiend
I am the one man in charge
And I am in command like the sarge
I am, so bright like a star
And I will kill you and peel out in your car
And I did that completely free of charge.
I am like the hitman And will leave you with 1 eye

This battle is over and I am the winner
I am colder then the ski slopes in the winter.[/

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

yo it's the nigga B-Loc
claim the block so nigga whats next
try to step and flex and get wrecked like a mac truck
I'm kickin', tah spittin' this funky shit to make a quick phat buck
I'm doggin' a dog you suckaz can't talk bout tip flip I rip shit
Im trippin dammn cuzz,

Jamaal lies dead in the shelf full of .9 lead
17 shots to the face left the bitch dead
Cause I never slipped fully clip for the drive-by
Lettin' off shots on the Crens watch these ho's die
For me takin' life
As how I leave scars no holds barred
Known to be hard, pullin' cards, leavin' you charred
Not to be fucked with play with the step two
I trip by a bitch cause I'm killin' ho's too
So pull out your muthafuckin' nuts cause it's check time
Fuck a Tec-9
This 44 will make you Slobs respect mine.

 

[jaamal]

yo it's the nigga B-Loc
claim the block so nigga whats next
try to step and flex and get wrecked like a mac truck
I'm kickin', tah spittin' this funky shit to make a quick phat buck
I'm doggin' a dog you suckaz can't talk bout tip flip I rip shit
Im trippin dammn cuzz,

Jamaal lies dead in the shelf full of .9 lead
17 shots to the face left the bitch dead
Cause I never slipped fully clip for the drive-by
Lettin' off shots on the Crens watch these ho's die
For me takin' life
As how I leave scars no holds barred
Known to be hard, pullin' cards, leavin' you charred
Not to be fucked with play with the step two
I trip by a bitch cause I'm killin' ho's too
So pull out your muthafuckin' nuts cause it's check time
Fuck a Tec-9
This 44 will make you Slobs respect mine.

Your ryhmes are now sounding kinda funny
Keep dissing and you will get lead inside your tummy

Fill you up like a large size bucket
I am carrying a shot gun and don't have to tuck it

IT's out in the open and I have a license to kill
Because you just a bitch up in my house who only steals
But run up in my crib and your skin has to peels
I will empty the shotgun and you will have the shells

I am a G and I have everything
In fact your mom even gave me a wedding ring
I didn't like her so I pawned that thing
But I still go to her house to give her samplings
I think your mom is addicted to me
That bitch won't just let me be.
Your mom never say no always Si
Well she say that whenever shes naked with me.


MAtt Damon was really runner up
Because to all women I am sexier.

(MAtt Damon was voted sexist man of the year this year)

 

[Young Murda]

Hahaha, guy from the enzyte commercial
My shit large and is first of all natural

Your the ender and starter
Wow, thats cool keep rapping retarded

I seen you been waiting on me hand and toe
Be patient, I am going to kill you with the flow
After your dead your mom will invite me to the funeral

You see she loved me more then you
Your her son, but I am her boo

Yes you are nature's sin
God wanted pretty and the devil dropped you in

Your the ugly tool nobody wants
ghouls point at you and then taunts

They bust out laughing and dis you all day
Don't hate me, because you seen me and became gay
Your girl makes love to me whenever your away

I just left you on the floor dead
And your body showing, but not your head

Beacuse your head was to ugly to display
If I left it out, they wouldn't have taken your body away.

call it natural if you want, but words don't mean anything
cuz i can see through you, and i know you'll hear that again

cuz im the ender and the starter, i can't tell you enough
and to tell you the truth, your girl likes it rough

I'm a tool u can say, but a substitute for a finger
and your girl likes the way i flip it and sting her

ghouls cant do shit, but do damage to the mind
and mess me up with my flow, when im trying to stay on the grind

but that wont stop me, for im staying at the top
hittin kats like you, all day, non-stop

i was dropped by the devil to destroy kats like you
that take the meaning from religion, and put a bullet right through.

may this be a word to another victim overpowered
once and again i stand above you like a tower

Everytime you come back, it seems your rhymes get weaker
to put that print right on ya face, that is the marking of my sneaker

and nigga i ain't gay, you need some time to think
before u forget to take ur enzyte and that little penis of yours shrinks

when im away, my girl is always with me
and if you come near either of us, you'll leave feeling worse than tipsy

so stay tuned, and just sit back, because i'm just getting started
but before you know it, i bust a cap in you that's parted

Put some lead into
the bullet THAT strikes you
to know you'll never breathe again is satisfaction coming through

 

[Spereff]

You don't want to fight with your fist
No, you don't want to fight me and take a risk

You compare the poser fifty
to the legendary tookie
Your lyrics are on the same level as a rookie

Why are you here you can't rap
You a nice guy, but should really step back

I am a lyrical master
And your just a bastard

And I am your dream
Your a druggy for my lyrics, like fiend
I am the one man in charge
And I am in command like the sarge
I am, so bright like a star
And I will kill you and peel out in your car
And I did that completely free of charge.
I am like the hitman And will leave you with 1 eye

This battle is over and I am the winner
I am colder then the ski slopes in the winter.[/

I'm fighting you right now, are you blind?
Maybe you can't see, with that dirty fucked mind.
Your rhymes don't make sense, they are messed,
Try to become more clearer, you don't even pass the test.
Sayin' I can't rap? Dude, look at your own,
My raps are famous, they're the best ones that are known.
Don't talk about yourself so much, to me, you're zero,
Just watch my raps, and I'll become your hero.
You think this is over, and you are the winner?
You live in a basement, only eating microwaved dinners.