Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Pikachuâ„¢]

Alright alright, let me drop you again.

Listen,

Yo, yo. I be the boy who keeps the beats bangin' and,
If its beats without bass its still bangin' and,
Flows N' ryhmes are at a high level,
Sorry man, I can't see you on my level so,
Who flop, your gonna get pop,
I rock the whole block from here to Bangkok,
What what, me and my crew are way to hot,
Leave dem in shock, we can't be stopped.
Coz' I'm ROAR!
You can't see me anymore, everyday I never stay low to the floor,
Before you wanna test my crew you better be sure,
Ready for me to blow up your sector,
You might not be ready for the war,
We draw the chainsaw in this lyrical war,
Bet you never knew I had the keys to the door,
So your wife will get blazed in my 4X4.

Right, come back to me please.

;]

Pikachu

 

[The Diabolical Jeff]

I am Just so hot
Like Weezy Song Dough Is Wat I Got
My Flow Is Sicker Then H-I-V
Ya Just Little Ya Gon D-I-E
Ya Body Wont Be Able 2 Be I-D'
The Gun To Ya Head Say B-Y-E
Dnt Talk 2 Me Cuz Da Kid Jeff Would Rip U
9mm To Ya Head That Would kill u
You Should Already Know In A Battle I Never Loss
Cuz Ima Keep Hustlin Like Rick Ross
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Intrested In Hearing My Music
Www.myspace.com/jeffdakid

 

[jaamal]

Lmao, this thread is funny...

I read both ryans and speroff' lines
And now my eyes feel like crying
But I give you A+ in effort just for trying
But keep rapping and your going off a cliff flying
Your both to young to know what your doing.
And your not spitting lyrics your only chewing.
Taking in bullshit and trying to make it flow more fluent.
But I will kill you of like your vocab was Jewish.
Regrdless you need a larger vocab to Step to me
All your bitches say that I am what you want to be
At night they close their eyes and I am what they see.

Leave it at that,
That was straight from the dome to the page.
Don't make me sit down and rip off your face.

 

[The Diabolical Jeff]

jamaal u make girls wanna turn the lights off quick
my flow like ne-yo it is so sick
like kobe in this rap game so im mvp
my face all over like a show on abc
u dont wanna step 2 me
cuz by the end of the night in a black bag u will be
ima come over and take your honey
and no i dont gotta pay her no money
ima break ya leg have u hoppin off the scene like a bunny
this kid spit so funny
this game is poker i got all the winning cards
so when u wanna battle me please write down ya bars.

 

[jaamal]

I am Just so hot
Like Weezy Song Dough Is Wat I Got
My Flow Is Sicker Then H-I-V
Ya Just Little Ya Gon D-I-E
Ya Body Wont Be Able 2 Be I-D'
The Gun To Ya Head Say B-Y-E
Dnt Talk 2 Me Cuz Da Kid Jeff Would Rip U
9mm To Ya Head That Would kill u
You Should Already Know In A Battle I Never Loss
Cuz Ima Keep Hustlin Like Rick Ross

You know why you never loss
Because your rapping aganist people like rick ross
You can't compare to the lyrical boss
I could spit retarded and kill you with the flow
Then make you hustle trying to make my dough
You can't kill me I'll eat you head from toe
Have you wishing that you never walked in sythe's door
Keep ryhming with just letters
Maybe soon you can use words and make it sound better.
When I chase you, you look like an olympic sprinter.
Fleeing for your life swimming in the winter.
Have your ball shrink and feed to my dog for dinner.

 

[jaamal]

jamaal u make girls wanna turn the lights off quick
my flow like ne-yo it is so sick
like kobe in this rap game so im mvp
my face all over like a show on abc
u dont wanna step 2 me
cuz by the end of the night in a black bag u will be
ima come over and take your honey
and no i dont gotta pay her no money
ima break ya leg have u hoppin off the scene like a bunny
this kid spit so funny
this game is poker i got all the winning cards
so when u wanna battle me please write down ya bars.

Your nothing but fool,
I will eat you like the whipped cool
Your mvp like kobe
but when you win a game show me.
You can't put me in a black bag
I would kill you and put on the toe tag.
You say that got all the winning cards
But all I see is you holding pics of me looking like a retard.
Break my leg you really wish.
I Cut you up and heal your girls hurt with a simple kiss.
Having her forget that you even exist
Why right down my bars,
I can rhyme faster then nascar.

 

[Pikachuâ„¢]

For you Jaamal.

Yo, cuz. You ain't bad don't chat about guns,
I ain't strapped but I can get one,
If I see you I will jack your funds,
If your not dumb, you'll start to run,
You make pennies, and I make tonne's,
I'm the biscuit and your the crumbs,
You N' your click best hush your gums,
Coz' I'll murk you all like, one by one.

 

[jaamal]

For you Jaamal.

Yo, cuz. You ain't bad don't chat about guns,
I ain't strapped but I can get one,
If I see you I will jack your funds,
If your not dumb, you'll start to run,
You make pennies, and I make tonne's,
I'm the biscuit and your the crumbs,
You N' your click best hush your gums,
Coz' I'll murk you all like, one by one.

Your not getting not guns
At least not with your trust fund
your moms not letting you doing squat
But she smart that why you won't get got.
Step out house and see what happens
I will have run over like I am directing traffic
And theres no way i will ever be killed
And really not by some cartoon kid
Go back and play on your wii
thats the only way you can ever kill me
Keep praticing and it will still never happen
I would kill you with the flow even if your guns cappin
If I didn't love your mom, you would be through
I would drop you off with rest of your borthers and sister and make with the old lady in the shoe...

 

[Pikachuâ„¢]

Right,

I'm from the Jungle I won't get lost,
I make the flow cold just like Jack Frost,
And I'm the wrong person,
You should never cross me, taking my life that comes at a cost,
I don't stand in your face anf floss I'm easy,
I wear a Casio watch,
I'm sorry you lost your Wife, you still looks nice with mango lip gloss,
Still acting innocent, when your guilty,
Me I still make them beats, and there filthy,
Warin' rappers, everyday I'm guilty,
But I react quick though, face any challenger,
Got a new tennis racket thats Slazenger,
Don't want a manager, back in the days I was a scavenger,
A street kid from London to Latima!

heh,

NEXT!

Pikachu

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

Dickachus can't getaway from this itchy trigga finger
Straight internet gangsta killin' Cuz I'm a Crip
Fuck them niggas
Peel their caps cack with a muthafuckin' Tec-9
IE niggas better muthafuckin' recognize



wearin khackis and ya mob while ya ryhme, little fag
tried to sag, but you're floodin' at the same time,
What neighborhood you from?
What dirt you ever dun?
When the shit goes down
You the first one to run
Everytime you talk
Got a mouth full of drama
Only missing you done
Is going to church wit'cha mama
That brother Jamaal bether watch his dome my dick's still in his mouth so what nigg its on?..
Pika you aint an cartoon us an M-U-T on the nuts of Sythes BG.
Jamaal , the only thing you hoggin' on
Is Pikachu's nuts
Now he's all in your guts
You wannabe like me
But you both got no skills
If i am the king
You must be the queen of the Hill
'Cause "A Bitch Iz A Bitch"
And a bitch don't get no respect
I am so glad ya bitches set it off, you think your hard but your wet and soft.

I finnaly got rid of these bitchez of my nuts now its time to kick out the other sluts..



capiche?

 

[jaamal]

Right,

I'm from the Jungle I won't get lost,
I make the flow cold just like Jack Frost,
And I'm the wrong person,
You should never cross me, taking my life that comes at a cost,
I don't stand in your face anf floss I'm easy,
I wear a Casio watch,
I'm sorry you lost your Wife, you still looks nice with mango lip gloss,
Still acting innocent, when your guilty,
Me I still make them beats, and there filthy,
Warin' rappers, everyday I'm guilty,
But I react quick though, face any challenger,
Got a new tennis racket thats Slazenger,
Don't want a manager, back in the days I was a scavenger,
A street kid from London to Latima!

heh,

NEXT!

Pikachu

Wow, thats all I can I say.
You sound worse then that rapper saying a bay bay
your flow so cold like jack frost?
Dam now I know you just lost
I am the champ and still remain the boss
Keep rapping and you and your family will get tossed
I am sick of people saying they are from the hood
When they are just crackers that are mis-understood
Stay bling out and out my way
Otherwise I might just take your bling away.
You wear a Casio watch and don't know the time
I would rip you and anyone else anyplace anytime
All I would do is make your girl slow wine
Then hit it from the back like it was always mine.
If you look the post time between you and mines
you will see that I am quickest with the ryhmes.
Just stop trying, Or else I will send you to your mom crying...

 

[Pikachuâ„¢]

Bob_Jimmy, you got a lot to learn family.

I grew up in the H town
Living life on the blocks
From then thats when i became unorthodox
Used to tie knots in my socks
Fill them with rocks
And i'd, swing your jaw if you gave bad looks
Now i havn't changed
Still slightly deranged
Still slightly outraged
And i feel insane
Like the, way i could take so much pain
Like a feen life is real
Do you know what i mean
Ever since the days i was young
I would bust up your clicks if you run up your tongue
And, in my hood i see mans getting worked
And that man would come back and say that man got murked, yeah!
I can say that my lives been hard
Since six i slepted in a two bedroom yard
So i, keep listing my fool where i'm knowin'
I know where i've been
So i know where i'm going!

Pikachu

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

Pikachu stop tryng to impress me with your wanna b eminem shit.
i saw 8mile so stop recomending it.
Little pokemon player thinks hes rough..
we all sting from apes but i guess he hasnt sting far enough..
You are so ugly you could scare an chrome of an bumper..
after your birth you momma ended like an suicide jumper..
Eating rocks for dinner doesnt make you shit,
neva eva once have you ran with the turf, but yet in every verse you
claim you used to do the dirt but tell me whose a witness
to your fuckin work so ya neva had no business
save the drama jerk, Niggaz straight kill me
knowin that they prankstas, this is going out to
you studio gangstas, see i did dirt, put in work, and
many Niggaz could vouch that?, so since i got stripes
i got the right to rap about that, but Niggaz like you
i gotta hate ya, cuz i'm just tired of Suburbian Niggaz talkin about
they come from projects
knowin ya ain't seen the parts of the streets G


Capiche?

 

[jaamal]

Dickachus can't getaway from this itchy trigga finger
Straight internet gangsta killin' Cuz I'm a Crip
Fuck them niggas
Peel their caps cack with a muthafuckin' Tec-9
IE niggas better muthafuckin' recognize



wearin khackis and ya mob while ya ryhme, little fag
tried to sag, but you're floodin' at the same time,
What neighborhood you from?
What dirt you ever dun?
When the shit goes down
You the first one to run
Everytime you talk
Got a mouth full of drama
Only missing you done
Is going to church wit'cha mama
That brother Jamaal bether watch his dome my dick's still in his mouth so what nigg its on?..
Pika you aint an cartoon us an M-U-T on the nuts of Sythes BG.
Jamaal , the only thing you hoggin' on
Is Pikachu's nuts
Now he's all in your guts
You wannabe like me
But you both got no skills
If i am the king
You must be the queen of the Hill
'Cause "A Bitch Iz A Bitch"
And a bitch don't get no respect
I am so glad ya bitches set it off, you think your hard but your wet and soft.

I finnaly got rid of these bitchez of my nuts now its time to kick out the other sluts..



capiche?

SO don't know what you just did...

Yes I am a little wet and soft,
Your mom just damn near sucked my dick off.
keep trying to roast and burn
And I will give you your turn
Get you blasted with verbs and nouns and the other parts of speeches
I am a king of kings and the girls in your family is all my bitches.
Have you all scared and ground twitchin
Came at me with the weak old snitchin
Trying to tell on me that I am gay
Well I will wash your bitch ass away
Leave you on the ground bloody and used
Covered in marks and your ass all bruised
NEver ever come weak again
or else I you won't live to see the weekend
I am all off the dome with this
You all are just Jaamal's Witnesses
Yes I am like the GOD
And I bless you all like the prince from a frog
You can not see me
But nobody can
Just be glad I let yo ass live
I have followers who would bury you alive
Have you scrapping in your crasket as you cry.
Like I said I have the monster flow
And I will kill you with running like jason as you fall to the floor.
Follow me around and your destined for greatness
I will leave you alone as my crew is coming to finish this

 

[Pikachuâ„¢]

Ok then,

Go on then, go on then, draw for the tool.
Go on then, go on then, think I'ma fool,
Go on then, go on then, draw for the mash,
Go on then, go on then, still wanna clash,
Go on then, go on then, see! SHOOK.
Got more lyrics in my book,
Go on then, go on then, kiss my black foot.

1,2 Diss my crew,
3,4 Come to your door,
5,6 Draw for the bricks, punch's, kicks,
Be outside about 7 or 8,
So it ain't bait,
9,10 draw for the skeng, leave an MC underground like den.
Go on then, listen mandem.

Go on then, go on then, draw for the chetti,
Won't bring my strap if the beef is petty,
Bullets will start droppin' down like confetti,
Make your belly look like a bowl of Spahgetti,
Leave your lip bust, forehead swetty.

Ehh, GG.

Pikachu

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

Jamaal every one knows you dont have an click.
And no that was ur own sister that went slick.
Man ur lines are wack as hell, tryn to get respect by talkin about cluckin bell.
Did you ever look in the mirror me weak? dude its not so hard to figure..
If you were an gangsta you wouldnt be playing rune scape
i see yo bitch as on tha street imma crush yo face
Fuck peace this is war, take all ya bitchez on da floor
i see yo fat ass im takin one to ya jaw
fuck you fuck your momma fuck youre whole click
betther yet fuck every nigga that you down with.
Jamaal youse an actor not an motherfucking killer..

 

[jaamal]

Pikachu stop tryng to impress me with your wanna b eminem shit.
i saw 8mile so stop recomending it.
Little pokemon player thinks hes rough..
we all sting from apes but i guess he hasnt sting far enough..
You are so ugly you could scare an chrome of an bumper..
after your birth you momma ended like an suicide jumper..
Eating rocks for dinner doesnt make you shit,
neva eva once have you ran with the turf, but yet in every verse you
claim you used to do the dirt but tell me whose a witness
to your fuckin work so ya neva had no business
save the drama jerk, Niggaz straight kill me
knowin that they prankstas, this is going out to
you studio gangstas, see i did dirt, put in work, and
many Niggaz could vouch that?, so since i got stripes
i got the right to rap about that, but Niggaz like you
i gotta hate ya, cuz i'm just tired of Suburbian Niggaz talkin about
they come from projects
knowin ya ain't seen the parts of the streets G


Capiche?

I am going to tear you to shredds
Leave you bloody like I did in your moms bed.
Try to leave everyone alone and try to dis me.
I will end your life like it was destined to be
You say they are all fake and not rich
But they got money and you just a little bitch.
Your straight from the street but still don't own it
I would open your body and take away all the major components.
You will have no heart no ears no eyes
I was the guy in betweens your girls thighs
Matter of fact your a fool for trying to rap
You should get a job and try to pay me back
I gave all your girl the service you weren't providing
Because you were in the studio writing
Wrote all your shit down and still can't ryhme
God damn you need to find a better pass time
I eat you anyday like just a double cheeseburger.
Now I don't have to take this battle any further.
I am the champ and theres no denying
Your girl says your the pops, but shes just lying.
I ate you once again
leaving all the greasy skin
Won't eat that shit because it bad for me within
I don't even read you raps
because I am know I am going to give you another smack
Maybe even a slap,
Leave you all high and strung out like your on crack.
Your still not on my level, and never will be
I am the best at making music none of you will ever touch thee.

 

[jaamal]

Jamaal every one knows you dont have an click.
And no that was ur own sister that went slick.
Man ur lines are wack as hell, tryn to get respect by talkin about cluckin bell.
Did you ever look in the mirror me weak? dude its not so hard to figure..
If you were an gangsta you wouldnt be playing rune scape
i see yo bitch as on tha street imma crush yo face
Fuck peace this is war, take all ya bitchez on da floor
i see yo fat ass im takin one to ya jaw
fuck you fuck your momma fuck youre whole click
betther yet fuck every nigga that you down with.
Jamaal youse an actor not an motherfucking killer..

Play runescape haven't for years
Even if though I don't I am still here
I repp sythe, because its my click
Kill anyone that isn't with it
And you say its war, but I have no opponent
I would smoke you anyday like a flamming faggot
Yes, I am an actor, because your mom sex is weak
But she pays to 10 grand to lick my feet
And your managers pay Major Gs to here me speak
Cuz your not putting out shit
They are thinking about having you hit.
All I do is spit
I don't have to kill
My lyrics is enough to have your blood spilled
This way i don't have to jump in the car in peel
I can post at home and not worry a little bit.
Stop trying to rap cuz you just got ripped.
You asshole is now bigger then pamela Andersons.

Still off the dome anytime anyday
People like my songs, because it makes them feel Gay.

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

Bustas like you who think they need to be set tripping
you should see your mommas blood drippin'
Your momma crys another son lies in the casket, your life was fun while it lasted.
Jamaal aint shit, he gonna fuck his mom and then come and suck my crip dick.
I hope your in your casket faced down, so your momma can kiss ur ass now.
I tatoed jamaals name on my chest, crossed it out just another nigger that i xed.
Jealousy is a muthaphukka when your the man with the other hand I don't give a shit.
clock a grip like no other can
wanna be like me be a G like me
but I'm the nigga that made a G
outta the bitch JamaalTony.
I was the PIMP
Jamaal was my head bitch
everything was cool
till he wanted to get what others get
any other real G Tony aka bob
now claimin' you a G
how does it feel to be me?

 

[jaamal]

This will be my last ryhme of the day...
Why because I have to go to work aint go time to play
I roasted you once and toasted twice
My chick on the side is also your wife.
I killed you over and over again.
My flow should be classified as a sin.
But I am getting of topic, so let get back on track
I have to go to work and might be back
Untill then don't call yourself the winner
Otherwise I will come stronger like the contender
I am off to work and am now leaving,
Don't try to roast or I will leave you floor bleeding.

Be back in hours...