Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Spereff]

Lmao, this thread is funny...

I read both ryans and speroff' lines
And now my eyes feel like crying
But I give you A+ in effort just for trying
But keep rapping and your going off a cliff flying
Your both to young to know what your doing.
And your not spitting lyrics your only chewing.
Taking in bullshit and trying to make it flow more fluent.
But I will kill you of like your vocab was Jewish.
Regrdless you need a larger vocab to Step to me
All your bitches say that I am what you want to be
At night they close their eyes and I am what they see.

Leave it at that,
That was straight from the dome to the page.
Don't make me sit down and rip off your face.

Dude, don't even try, those lines are lame,
if you think I suck, at least SPELL my name.
I'm not rapping, and you think that you do?
Psh, look at your raps, you know that you're through.
Rapping like a bitch, thinking that you're pro,
Why don't you go back home, to your mom who's a hoe?
Your reign ends here, actually, there was none,
Get the fuck out of here, sprint and run.
You can't pronounce, like you're some fucking beaver,
so please SHUT THE FUCK UP, before I beat you with a meat cleaver.

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

Kk, i will wait till you come back and then post another diss,

Nice lyrics homie

 

[jaamal]

Dude, don't even try, those lines are lame,
if you think I suck, at least SPELL my name.
I'm not rapping, and you think that you do?
Psh, look at your raps, you know that you're through.
Rapping like a bitch, thinking that you're pro,
Why don't you go back home, to your mom who's a hoe?
Your reign ends here, actually, there was none,
Get the fuck out of here, sprint and run.
You can't pronounce, like you're some fucking beaver,
so please SHUT THE FUCK UP, before I beat you with a meat cleaver.

Wow, your rhymes are really wack
I might go back to slave times and put a whip to your back
Don't insult my vocab, because I type sloppy
If you do your moms gonna tell you whos your real poppy
And I sound like a beaver, wow that cool
Get some better metaphors next time you go to school
I use my words as a critical tool
Leave you wondering what I said and looking like a fool
And if you thinK i would run from you
Then you should really go back to school
I am not scared of you or anyones crew
I don't move I just stand still
I can't be slaughter or even killed
you slice me once and I just heal
you some back a second time and then get your chest filled.

Your through your done stay down for the count
If you don't I am going to feel up your mom's mouth.

 

[Cucumber]

The champ is back with some more complex shit
You bomb text, quit... mother's got guns so watch his mom flex quick
Everyone's on some generic or basic raps
Face it jack... I lace the straps
With multis that will mace your crap
Jaamal rhyming poppy.. with elementary rhymes
Cause he fears my lines n need Back up when I tear his spine
Cause foes like to step ... but
When someone incorporates wordplay, multies n actually poses a threat
Yall will doze in distress and notice your clothes is a mess when we bump toes in a bet

 

[jaamal]

The champ is back with some more complex shit
You bomb text, quit... mother's got guns so watch his mom flex quick
Everyone's on some generic or basic raps
Face it jack... I lace the straps
With multis that will mace your crap
Jaamal rhyming poppy.. with elementary rhymes
Cause he fears my lines n need Back up when I tear his spine
Cause foes like to step ... but
When someone incorporates wordplay, multies n actually poses a threat
Yall will doze in distress and notice your clothes is a mess when we bump toes in a bet

This has to be the worst shit I ever heard
The only thing that would be worst is spereff's turd
Yes I said it your rhymes are shit
Just for thinking your cool, you need to be hit
Keep trying to clown and blast on me
and I will sting you like the bumble bee
And yes I did dumb my rhymes down
But thats the only you could comprehend the sound
I could bring the level up if I wanted to
But why would I want to confuse you?
And when you here some real rap
Then I will give you so dap
Because your shit is really faker then mine
I am only doing this to pass time
Maybe even to get my post count up.
But your not shit maybe a fluff
Meaning a fluff on the pillow that is
And I done with cucumber bitch.

 

[Cucumber]

This has to be the worst shit I ever heard
The only thing that would be worst is spereff's turd
Yes I said it your rhymes are shit
Just for thinking your cool, you need to be hit
Keep trying to clown and blast on me
and I will sting you like the bumble bee
And yes I did dumb my rhymes down
But thats the only you could comprehend the sound
I could bring the level up if I wanted to
But why would I want to confuse you?
And when you here some real rap
Then I will give you so dap
Because your shit is really faker then mine
I am only doing this to pass time
Maybe even to get my post count up.
But your not shit maybe a fluff
Meaning a fluff on the pillow that is
And I done with cucumber bitch.

Wow do I have to diss on every bar you wrote
Cause this tard's a joke..
Ice ya so you can watch Hell freeze, stinky rhymes cause you smell cheat
If this is the worst shit you ever heard, then you havn't heard yourself speak
My rhymes are shit.. yet you say I need to be hit?
Sounds like some kind of 2nd grade bit
Like madden I'll hit you stick n watch you fumble G
can you get any more basic then saying bumble bee
Only energy near you is from the power lines clown...
you even said you "Dumbed your rhymes down"
Bring up the level yet use 2 syllable words(why would I want to confuse you?)
Talking about "spitting heat" but he can't even Pack a bowl nerd
Talking about real rap when none is stated
Surprised your rhymes are so damn overrated
Getting your post count up posting rhymes I wrote at age 8
He's gay, wait... or just an afraid fake
Talking about a god dam pillow.. HEY look!! They BOTH SOFT
His FLoWs Off... cause da only time he "SicK" is when he has a COld Cough..


Good shit dood.. going to bed

 

[jaamal]

Wow do I have to diss on every bar you wrote
Cause this tard's a joke..
Ice ya so you can watch Hell freeze, stinky rhymes cause you smell cheat
If this is the worst shit you ever heard, then you havn't heard yourself speak
My rhymes are shit.. yet you say I need to be hit?
Sounds like some kind of 2nd grade bit
Like madden I'll hit you stick n watch you fumble G
can you get any more basic then saying bumble bee
Only energy near you is from the power lines clown...
you even said you "Dumbed your rhymes down"
Bring up the level yet use 2 syllable words(why would I want to confuse you?)
Talking about "spitting heat" but he can't even Pack a bowl nerd
Talking about real rap when none is stated
Surprised your rhymes are so damn overrated
Getting your post count up posting rhymes I wrote at age 8
He's gay, wait... or just an afraid fake
Talking about a god dam pillow.. HEY look!! They BOTH SOFT
His FLoWs Off... cause da only time he "SicK" is when he has a COld Cough..


Good shit dood.. going to bed

Cucumber insulted my words and rhymes
But my shit could be published in the New york times
Yes I do use 2 syllable lines
But if I used more it would be considered a crime
Taken far more then i have to use
I am sparking it off like a short fuse
Lighting you up starting a fire
Your going to get rolled on like a goodyear tire
Tossed and turned is all you get
I will flip you like a pancake biskit
I then eat you with no sides
your just mad because my vocab glides
Looks like we racing and I got ahead with a long stride
I talk to your girl and then we slide
Sadly I had to beat her stuff up
Then leave her sleeping with a dirty muff
I can branch out roast you now
Because ryan said I won't get banned
Why are my rhymes so overrated
I wrote these all today so not outdated
And the pillow line was just a joke
Letting you know that your girl can deepthroat
I beat it up and gave it a poke
And left a present on your fucking pillow
Thats right your sleeping on my cum
And you even take some in when you yawn
Should of washed those blankets clean
then all those stains wouldn't have been seen.

 

[mikey91]

Cucumber insulted my words and rhymes
But my shit could be published in the New york times
Yes I do use 2 syllable lines
But if I used more it would be considered a crime
Taken far more then i have to use
I am sparking it off like a short fuse
Lighting you up starting a fire
Your going to get rolled on like a goodyear tire
Tossed and turned is all you get
I will flip you like a pancake biskit
I then eat you with no sides
your just mad because my vocab glides
Looks like we racing and I got ahead with a long stride
I talk to your girl and then we slide
Sadly I had to beat her stuff up
Then leave her sleeping with a dirty muff
I can branch out roast you now
Because ryan said I won't get banned
Why are my rhymes so overrated
I wrote these all today so not outdated
And the pillow line was just a joke
Letting you know that your girl can deepthroat
I beat it up and gave it a poke
And left a present on your fucking pillow
Thats right your sleeping on my cum
And you even take some in when you yawn
Should of washed those blankets clean
then all those stains wouldn't have been seen.

yo dont know crack
you dont rap shit you dont got dough
go home rapz not fo you
my grandmas got more flowz
yo aint dis gangsta type
yo the mamma boy
yo have no beat
go have a cry
even tho i see yo try
you fail
thiz lil wanker will never prevail
respect yo pimp
heres a hint
im da one thats shoving you down the chute
back to where you belong
dont think yo black
cause you just crap
yo a nerd thats just fat
now go take yo hat
off and dont rap

 

[jaamal]

yo dont know crack
you dont rap shit you dont got dough
go home rapz not fo you
my grandmas got more flowz
yo aint dis gangsta type
yo the mamma boy
yo have no beat
go have a cry
even tho i see yo try
you fail
thiz lil wanker will never prevail
respect yo pimp
heres a hint
im da one thats shoving you down the chute
back to where you belong
dont think yo black
cause you just crap
yo a nerd thats just fat
now go take yo hat
off and dont rap

People keep on trying to dis but got to skills
Thats okay it will only raise my kills
I think that you have some lyrical binds
Thats why the only sounds right in your mind
I won't kill you though because I am to kind
But keep messing with me and you know what you will find
Death down in a bottomless pit
Yes, be scared just go over there sit
I pull an r kelly and take a piss
all over anyone who tries to kiss
me good bye to my title
And I am not scared to fight for it alittle
I will remain on top
SO don't come with lines like colder then jack frost...

 

[Cucumber]

Alright you asked for it Jaamal

This kid has to die, ain't stepping cause I'm fast to rise
Like "heating milk", whatever I spit goes Past ur eyes(Pasteurize)
Just be gay.. and spit predictable rhymes until you a week late
His location, in all girls mind? Probably the ones hes raped...
I rip-mature-pricks and he probably sucks big-fosure-dicks (lmao..)
cause one punchline will have ya steering down like your sig-nature-pic!

 

[jaamal]

Alright you asked for it Jaamal

This kid has to die, ain't stepping cause I'm fast to rise
Like "heating milk", whatever I spit goes Past ur eyes(Pasteurize)
Just be gay.. and spit predictable rhymes until you a week late
His location, in all girls mind? Probably the ones hes raped...
I rip-mature-pricks and he probably sucks big-fosure-dicks (lmao..)
cause one punchline will have ya steering down like your sig-nature-pic!

HE wants betters punchlines that what you will get
I mirk you off quicky so you won't feel it
LMAP Your name is cucumber, why is that
IS that the thing that was stuffed in you ass
Yeah, I may have raped a few girls
But they got right in the van with-out a quarrel
Not fight or stuggle none at all
Don't be mad because I make the panties
then all the ladies crawl
straight towards me
Don't me mad cuz you got no pussy

 

[Bob_Jimmy]

any last werdz?
--------------
To many lives took
to many hearts broke,but
you dont hear me so you see my f**kn gun smoke. Some ask why do I take
so many lives from the innocent little ones.
But where i come from we take shit real fuck jamal with an cucumber in iss ass peel.
Im back in the news,no clues,but yet another murder. You should of heard
the nigga squill when I
stuck his ass,I had to grin 'cause its funny nigga f**k his ass.
Im on a role two niggaz in one night didnt even have to fight,just
pulled out my 9 to end anothers
life. Thats real life so forget tha silly shit you heard,Now Nigga's tell
me do you have any last wordz?

 

[Spereff]

Wow, your rhymes are really wack
I might go back to slave times and put a whip to your back
Don't insult my vocab, because I type sloppy
If you do your moms gonna tell you whos your real poppy
And I sound like a beaver, wow that cool
Get some better metaphors next time you go to school
I use my words as a critical tool
Leave you wondering what I said and looking like a fool
And if you thinK i would run from you
Then you should really go back to school
I am not scared of you or anyones crew
I don't move I just stand still
I can't be slaughter or even killed
you slice me once and I just heal
you some back a second time and then get your chest filled.

Your through your done stay down for the count
If you don't I am going to feel up your mom's mouth.

Look at your rap, it really does suck,
Care to try again, you unsuccesful fuck?
You're going to slap me with a whip, and even add some rape?
forget about whips man, stop playing so much Runescape.
And when you type, put in some punctuation please,
I think your grammer and writing is turning into a disease.
You're the fool, the retard, the geek,
Look into the next month, when your pussy starts to leak.
Reading your strange raps, make me really sad,
next time use a condom before fucking your dad.
I did your kick your butt, too bad it doesn't last,
Take out your pain, stickin' a dildo up your ass.

OLOL

 

[mikey91]

Look at your rap, it really does suck,
Care to try again, you unsuccesful fuck?
You're going to slap me with a whip, and even add some rape?
forget about whips man, stop playing so much Runescape.
And when you type, put in some punctuation please,
I think your grammer and writing is turning into a disease.
You're the fool, the retard, the geek,
Look into the next month, when your pussy starts to leak.
Reading your strange raps, make me really sad,
next time use a condom before fucking your dad.
I did your kick your butt, too bad it doesn't last,
Take out your pain, stickin' a dildo up your ass.

OLOL

Take yo lil poetry shit home
noone wants that crap
sit tha fuck down
dont do rap
its not fo you
yo outta tha blue
its more than you can chew
you're threw
look up 2 me
i put the alicia in alicia keys
im da don of flow
watch my rhythm
listen 2 tha real flow
this iz the real dough
admire me, worship me
cos im the top
im tha real gangsta
i show you all
im the real thing, you just blow
you guys lil rats
leeching off songs
to make some rap
it dont work
you got no tricks
stop this shit
or ill rip you to bits
peace

 

[Spereff]

Take yo lil poetry shit home
noone wants that crap
sit tha fuck down
dont do rap
its not fo you
yo outta tha blue
its more than you can chew
you're threw
look up 2 me
i put the alicia in alicia keys
im da don of flow
watch my rhythm
listen 2 tha real flow
this iz the real dough
admire me, worship me
cos im the top
im tha real gangsta
i show you all
im the real thin, you just blow
you guys lil rats
leeching off songs
to make some rap
it dont work
you got no tricks
stop this shit
or ill rip you to bits
peace

Your typing sucks, tell me your grade,
with those words, you never got laid.
Type with real words, talk with style,
You'll get your ass raped, up the 8 mile.
Admire you? With that kind of shit?
I'll fuck your mom, get her legs to split.
Don't be a poser, don't be a fake,
I'll shove up your dildo up your ass, you know that rake.
Get out of here, get our of this thread,
watch your back, or you'll end up dead.

Bleh. That was shit.

 

[mikey91]

Your typing sucks, tell me your grade,
with those words, you never got laid.
Type with real words, talk with style,
You'll get your ass raped, up the 8 mile.
Admire you? With that kind of shit?
I'll fuck your mom, get her legs to split.
Don't be a poser, don't be a fake,
I'll shove up your dildo up your ass, you know that rake.
Get out of here, get our of this thread,
watch your back, or you'll end up dead.

Bleh. That was shit.

my momma may be raped.
my dignity stays
yo making me sick wit dose fairy rhymes
its enuf i dont give a shit of my typing
dose are old times.
yo making me angry
yo making me red
ill shove yo mama 69 on my bed
den ima pump 2 .45 in yo head
dont cross wit da real g unit
yo just making a big mistake
yo nothing to me yo just a fake
you think yo sissy rhymes will get u anywhere?
take a break
relax a little
your beats pitiful
take a hard look
at yoself and see
what you are what you'll be
raps not fo you
quit now
dont drown
in my lyrics
ill hit so hard out
ill put you in hysterics
this is the ghetto
go home to yo mommy
the hood is not fo you
boi you dont agree?
you look so fat you in early stages of pregnancy?
go home now
ill throw you so hard ill cut your life expectancy

 

[jaamal]

Look at your rap, it really does suck,
Care to try again, you unsuccesful fuck?
You're going to slap me with a whip, and even add some rape?
forget about whips man, stop playing so much Runescape.
And when you type, put in some punctuation please,
I think your grammer and writing is turning into a disease.
You're the fool, the retard, the geek,
Look into the next month, when your pussy starts to leak.
Reading your strange raps, make me really sad,
next time use a condom before fucking your dad.
I did your kick your butt, too bad it doesn't last,
Take out your pain, stickin' a dildo up your ass.
OLOL

Thats wasn't bad at all but you just mess up
I laughed when i read that, because it wasn't ruff
I lived through that and will always remain
I don't play that weak as runescape game
And yes I said you would get a whip
But I was going to slaves times get a grip
I was going to give it a swing, and your back let it rip
Don't ryhme aganist me, now thats a great tip
Your just a idiot rapping aganist a beast
I am going to kill you and your bodies now my feast
I will leave nothing, but a carcess
Except your ass which ramains full of skeet

 

[Pyro]

Thats wasn't bad at all but you just mess up
I laughed when i read that, because it wasn't ruff
I lived through that and will always remain
I don't play that weak as runescape game
And yes I said you would get a whip
But I was going to slaves times get a grip
I was going to give it a swing, and your back let it rip
Don't ryhme aganist me, now thats a great tip
Your just a idiot rapping aganist a beast
I am going to kill you and your bodies now my feast
I will leave nothing, but a carcess
Except your ass which ramains full of skeet

Why the fuck you putting skeet in his ass homie, you gay?
Tell yo momma to come here and I'll fuck her the right way.
Ye aint supposed to fuck other dudes in the butt, dawg,
That shit is wrong, and sick as hell like drinkin old egg-nog.
You made a mistake comin to this here thread,
tryna make yourself a rep but just end up dead.
And bleedin laying fucked up, turning the ground red,
from ya blood thats leakin all out of ya fuckin head.
It's been a minute since my reign been up outta these rappin topics,
But forget it if you think ya punk ass is gon stop it.
I remain leader of the game reclaiming my name,
staking my place up in this rap mess, call me the ace.



6 bars, not 16. Oh well

 

[Spereff]

my momma may be raped.
my dignity stays
yo making me sick wit dose fairy rhymes
its enuf i dont give a shit of my typing
dose are old times.
yo making me angry
yo making me red
ill shove yo mama 69 on my bed
den ima pump 2 .45 in yo head
dont cross wit da real g unit
yo just making a big mistake
yo nothing to me yo just a fake
you think yo sissy rhymes will get u anywhere?
take a break
relax a little
your beats pitiful
take a hard look
at yoself and see
what you are what you'll be
raps not fo you
quit now
dont drown
in my lyrics
ill hit so hard out
ill put you in hysterics
this is the ghetto
go home to yo mommy
the hood is not fo you
boi you dont agree?
you look so fat you in early stages of pregnancy?
go home now
ill throw you so hard ill cut your life expectancy

Your mother got raped, your dignity is still kept?
She had a very nice vagina, fucked her while she slept.
Shit, I don't understand a word that you say, are you gay?
Or are you stupid as shit, not going to school everyday?
Type in full words, so it can sound better and cleaner,
And you're not so tough with that 1CM wiener.
Out of 100, for your raps, I'll give you a zero,
Now go back home, worshipping Me, as your hero.
You know that I win, I'm the only one with no doubt,
Once again, please go, and GET THE FUCK OUT.

Thats wasn't bad at all but you just mess up
I laughed when i read that, because it wasn't ruff
I lived through that and will always remain
I don't play that weak as runescape game
And yes I said you would get a whip
But I was going to slaves times get a grip
I was going to give it a swing, and your back let it rip
Don't ryhme aganist me, now thats a great tip
Your just a idiot rapping aganist a beast
I am going to kill you and your bodies now my feast
I will leave nothing, but a carcess
Except your ass which ramains full of skeet

Again with the grammer, please, just stop,
No use trying, you know I'm at the top.
What are you here for? Here for the debate?
I see you looking up the males, trying to masturbate.
I can do what I want, you're not stopping me,
You won't stand in my way, I guarantee.
You're a beast? With that sloppying typing?
If you don't go now, I better start sniping.
You're just a normal, psh without even one rank,
Go back home to your mother, you know she's a skank.

 

[Pyro]

my momma may be raped.
my dignity stays
yo making me sick wit dose fairy rhymes
its enuf i dont give a shit of my typing
dose are old times.
yo making me angry
yo making me red
ill shove yo mama 69 on my bed
den ima pump 2 .45 in yo head
dont cross wit da real g unit
yo just making a big mistake
yo nothing to me yo just a fake
you think yo sissy rhymes will get u anywhere?
take a break
relax a little
your beats pitiful
take a hard look
at yoself and see
what you are what you'll be
raps not fo you
quit now
dont drown
in my lyrics
ill hit so hard out
ill put you in hysterics
this is the ghetto
go home to yo mommy
the hood is not fo you
boi you dont agree?
you look so fat you in early stages of pregnancy?
go home now
ill throw you so hard ill cut your life expectancy

To be honest, second-grader, I ain't tryna be mean,
but keep talking like that and you'll see what it's gon be.
Your rhymes are fucking boring, completely lacking substance,
Give up while you still can because me and my homies run this.
Your lines are inconsistant with the ones that follow,
maybe an english book is something that you should borrow.
Normally I'm a nice guy but I hate idiots like you,
who think they know what they're doing but just end up getting screwed.
Talkin all this hard-rapper bullshit but never be walkin the walk,
You try to but you fall and land on some big rocks.
In case that metaphor went way up over your head,
I'm one of those rocks fool, take your young ass to bed.
I don't just assume shit like some of these bitches do,
I can tell your young, that's why you ain't gettin sprayed wit the tool.
For future reference, maybe use this as some advice,
Don't post here if you suck, it's a gamble like rolling dice.



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