Your favourite pick-up lines

[ScammersAreDumb]

Sadly, 95% of the pickup lines posted here would never actually be used or work for/by anyone unless you're wasted or high.

 

[Prodz]

Hop on my cock.

 

[Sanctuary]

"I'm not saying this to impress you, but I'm batman."

 

[iT3sti]

leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can't.
So, do you like turtles?
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Bond. James Bond.
Do you take it up the ass?

 

[igotrsgoldforyou]

Ive lost something and you might be able to help me. I lost my virginity can I have yours?

 

[JohnK]

I'm no good with pick-up lines, so can we skip to the sex?

 

[flamy]

Pick up lines don't work, and are bad ways to start off conversations. Do it in the middle of a conversation, it's awkward but funny for the girl.

 

[flamy]

^lol i dont think most people would try it as a greeting i think its more of a joke

 

[Rsaccounttrader]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?