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Your favourite pick-up lines

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  1. djinn

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    I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

    Your turn guys to share =P
     
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    I hope you like chicken, because I'm gonna fuck you with my cock.
     
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    "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

    If you want to be really direct use this: "Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
     
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    Wanna have sex?

    Works all the time!
     
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    I doubt that...if you haven't put partydrugs in their drinks.
     
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    If we were both squirrls would you let me climb in your hole and bust a nut?
     
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    Your favourite pick-up lines

    The word of the day is "legs" let's go to your place and spread the word! :)
     
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    Not really a first pick up line, but its still cool:

    there never is a day where i remember you, but thats only because theres never been a day where i forgot you
     
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    Hey Girl wanna come back to my place and play army, you can blow me away.
     
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    Do you work at subway? cos you're giving me a footlong. ;)
     
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    how much do polar bears way? enough to break the ice
    then you say whoever you are lol
     
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    "I lost my teddy bear. Can I hold you?"
    "Got any (insert nationality here) in you? Want some?"
     
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    Girl I can get you off like the weekend

    You got me dreamin and I aint even sleeping
     
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    Girl, you turn my floppy disk into a HARD DRIVE.

    My love for you is just like diarrhea, I just CANT hold it in.
     
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    Are you Jamaican? cause JAMAICAN me crazy!
     
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    Did you grow up in a chicken farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock ;D
     
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    do you have a mirror in your back pocket? because i can see myself in that ass
     
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    How would you like to go black and then make a hard decision about whether or not you'd like to return to the national you were having sex with beforehand?
     
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    GUY: you sure you aint a parkin ticket?

    GIRL: lol no why?

    GUY: girl you got FINE written all over you!
     
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    Guy: I saw you across the hallway

    Girl: ?

    Guy: Bang me?

    You'll get it in a minute.
     
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