WoW Jokes

[Pureown]

Heres a little thread i made where you can read and share WoW jokes, here's a couple of mine:

You know you play WoW too much becuase whenever your microwave "dings" you say gratz.
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Q) Why do the undead took tailoring as their professional?
A) One word: Stitches... Especially when the Abomination Guards dance too much.
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Vancleef had been surrounded by the police, but he managed to escape.
The chief asks an officer: "Didn't I tell you to place a guard at each exit?"
Says the officer: "But that's what I did!"
Chief: "Then how did he get away?"
Officer: "Through the entrance!"
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Q) Why is Thunder Bluff built on a cliff?
A) So they didn't have to build a sewage system.

Post your jokes, read others jokes, and have fun

 

[Grafix]

You know you play WoW to much when you start calling your mom an orc when she doesnt buy you stuff.

 

[1encore1]

Vancleef had been surrounded by the police, but he managed to escape.
The chief asks an officer: "Didn't I tell you to place a guard at each exit?"
Says the officer: "But that's what I did!"
Chief: "Then how did he get away?"
Officer: "Through the entrance!"

That one is the best... took me a while to get it though xD

 

[draco14]

yo mammas so fat every time she gets blessing of kings northrend sinks one foot deeper into the sea

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you know you've played too much time when you tell your sister to learn orcish and abondon common or you'll never be able to talk again, with standard wow emotes

 

[tofurocks]

How many rouges does it take to kill a pally?
2.
1 to attack him and 1 to camp the inn.

 

[Nick Nelson]

Why do Troll Paladins always smile? Because they are filled with Da Light.

 

[Bring Me The Horizon]

Why do Troll Paladins always smile? Because they are filled with Da Light.

Not funny because there's no such thing as Troll Paladins.

 

[deadly serious]

How many rouges does it take to kill a pally?
2.
1 to attack him and 1 to camp the inn.

Haha hate pallys bubble then hearth.

 

[Clank]

How many rouges does it take to kill a pally?
2.
1 to attack him and 1 to camp the inn.

The best one, appropriate to paladins ;p

 

[My Vesta]

How many rouges does it take to kill a pally?
2.
1 to attack him and 1 to camp the inn.

Haha that's my favorite so far! XD.

 

[Pureown]

You know you play WoW too much when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate
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The doctor called me and said I only have 6 months left to live. I said, "That's terrible! Isn't there anything I can do?"

He said, "Well, you can get a WoW account and farm rep in Silithus."

I said, "Will that help?"

He said, "No, but it'll be the longest 6 months you've ever lived."
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Q) How many GMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) Sorry, can't tell you. That would be considered a hint.

 

[Pureown]

Q) What happens when you camp near Thunderbluff?
A) A whole load of bull-shit

 

[Arthad]

You know your mom is ugly when Hogger won't touch her.
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Q: Why is there so much lag in Dalaran?
A: Becuase that is where all the paladins have their hearths set.