Women Troubles[Part 2]

[Masterfaizy]

Hey guys, I'm back. Well I made a plan last night so I would have her best freind ask her anonymously if she liked me.

But in 3rd period we had a 1 day project to due, and we didn't talk. But before we started it, she was making weird sounds and I think she was trying to make me laugh. We looked at each other for a few seconds, and then the teacher began to teach. We were in different groups, I thought my freind was trying to take her from me, but at lunch later I realized he didn't know what was going on, and I realized what happened.

I don't know, but for whatever reason I was disappointed[maybe being part of /b/ for 2 years fucked me up?] And she didn't really mean anything to me until I thought about it at 6th period, when I realized what happened, and it wasn't such a big deal. But the retarded thing I did[GOD DAMN IT /b/] was try to erase her name from my shoe a little, it's in sharpie, and it's still there but there's a visible kind of a wipe on it. [4th period]

I now feel like such a retard. In the end I didn't see her for the rest of the day, and I didn't tell her freind to see. Because I thought she didn't like me. For whatever reason, I am. A retard. I think I'm through the infatuation thing, and right now I just don't know exactly what I feel.

So, what can I do to stop myself from taking things in such a retarded way again? I don't know what happened. I guess I had high hopes or something?

 

[joewnn]

lol just tie her up and fuvk her in the ass

 

[Christmas Crackers]

Stop making such a big deal about, that's step number one. Step number two, don't be an idiot around her.

 

[Rks90]

yea great idea and then next he'll end up being fuvked in jail.

 

[Decisive]

I think you need to stop being shy and be real with her. If you feeling her just tell her. On some real ish, what is the worst that can happen? Theres too much fish in the sea to worry about just one.

 

[Daily]

What grade are you in/how old are you both? 8th? 9th?

 

[ImAFool]

What grade are you in/how old are you both? 8th? 9th?

He's 15 (according to his profile), so I'd call that 9th or 10th grade, and I'm guessing the girl is around the same age.

So, what can I do to stop myself from taking things in such a retarded way again? I don't know what happened. I guess I had high hopes or something?

The best advice here is to RELAX. I swear, this is one of the best pieces of advice you can get (besides 'being yourself', etc). Keep it cool around her. If you need to 'ease the tension', tell a few jokes, make it flow. It'll help.

 

[juvenilepunk]

lol just tie her up and fuvk her in the ass

Umm wtf is wrong with you..lol?

 

[Infernal Dave]

Decisive is right. You were being a little too shy. I did one of the worst things last year that anyone can do to a girl(not anything nasty); stalked her without knowing it.

I wrote a note to her saying if she wanted to talk, but then I knew that giving notes is the worst thing to start talking to a girl. Unfortunately, I had to learn the semi-hard way.

Anyways, I would suggest you start doing small things such as small talk. One of the least things that can start for you guys to start talking is "hey, did you catch what the teacher said? I didn't hear her/him all the way."
Another day would be "want to work together?"

 

[kingnick0694]

Umm wtf is wrong with you..lol?

Lol nothin is wrong with him he's just jeownn...

but yeah just be cool try not to act like a dumbass.. believe me, everything will be fine, she might ot even be good for you, just let things take their course.

 

[NoLimit]

Water your fucking balls, put some seeds there, and maybe, just maybe you'll grow some balls.

What the fuck is this... a joke? This is like me in grade 1 or 2 shit... wow kids are fucked up now a days.
She's a bitch, tell her get the fuck over here, if she doesn't come slap her across the face. If she still doesn't come spit in her face, and never talk or look at her again.

There's more fish in the sea, probably better too. Grow some balls kid.

 

[Institutionalized]

Water your fucking balls, put some seeds there, and maybe, just maybe you'll grow some balls.

What the fuck is this... a joke? This is like me in grade 1 or 2 shit... wow kids are fucked up now a days.
She's a bitch, tell her get the fuck over here, if she doesn't come slap her across the face. If she still doesn't come spit in her face, and never talk or look at her again.

There's more fish in the sea, probably better too. Grow some balls kid.

I, PRAISE, YOU, LIKE A GOD.

 

[Macroman]

Honestly, Its hard to do, but you really have to let her know how you feel, just look at her with eyes, full of what you want to say.

 

[inpherus]

agreed with what macroman said. just let her know how you feel about her. then see her results. THINK before you say, THINK before you do. calm down and don't panic! also, if you don't get her, don't worry about it. It's not the end of the world! and there are plenty of fish in the sea

 

[Rycui]

c'mon dude. get oever it. don't ask tips with womans from sythe lmao. seems pretty pathetic.

 

[Macroman]

Finger her

If you got nothing else to do then spam, Take of ur pants get ur finger and start playing with your loose asshole.

 

[hardxcore]

lol just tie her up and fuvk her in the ass

Hhahhhahah this is the best advice i have ever seen on this forum.
EVER.

 

[porman]

Dont try and analyse every little thing and always asume the worst.

All you can do is be yourself, be confident, and dont go sulking off when you think things are going wrong. Just flirt with her, its not hard. Learn some basic flurting skills and you will give her a clear message of your intentions.

 

[Stuart]

Joewnn has the right idea, if your shy then sneek up on her and put a bag over her head that way she won't even know it was you.

 

[gfbutpwned]

Why do people come on to Sythe to ask for this advice? Seems like a need for attention to me.
In my opinion, you need to grow up, get some balls like that other guy said.