Women Troubles

go for it man, clearly she likes you aswell

 

dude,

forget about her.

find a babe on myspace. here's some of my faves:

http://beta.flowgram.com/go/Ladies_Of_Myspace

-lite

 

^^lolz? Thats not in a good way since u have 2 posts and I'm going to take that as ignorance instead of hilarity.

Thing is, your gonna get all excited and worked up about screwing her(s), then it wont happen. You make up false fantasies in your head and believe them to be reality, when the reality is normally a lot less glamorous (fergie=spellchecK). So then nothing happens and you become emo, try to kill your sister who has been getting on your nerves lately, go underground (not literally) living a life of crime, buy uo always have that little piece of revenge inside of you that you just can't escape. You walk to the girls house in the rain, climb into her window while she is sleeping, she suddenly wakes up to see your silhouette standing there. She begins to scream but you quickly hold her mouth shut, then bind and gag her. You then take off her clothes violently, then start raping her (you didn't bind her legs). Suddenly her mom walks in the room unexpected to check on her daughter. You then quickly grab the gun that you set on her nightstand, and kill the mother. You had a silencer on the pistol so the father downstairs is wondering what that noise was. He comes in the room to find you stuffing his wife in the girls closest. He gets scared and starts to act all manly, then he gets shot. But he is a true man, and fights the pain. He grabs his daughters lamp, pulls off the shade, smashes the light bulb on the nightstand, and dives at you with the broken lightbulb, he nails you right in the mid-chest area. You take a couple more shots as he dives at you, killing him after he has already sliced. You push him off of you, climb downstairs and back into the rain. You find a nice gutter to try and pick the glass out of yourself, but you die in the process from blood loss.

Don't do it man.

 

Was that your life story?

 

no... and if you tell anyone i'll kill you

 

Thanks alot for the advice guys. But just so you guys know, I'm not CHOOSING between two girls. I've decided that I'm just going to do what the guy who said "Capitalize on that".

And no thanks, Jansen

Keep them coming guys.

 

spoken like a champ. get in the sack with both of them, just dont let them know ur in both, unless there in for a 3some, then your in.

 

Just talk to her, keep friends with her, and when you feel like you've spent enough time with her, just ask her to a movie, and then to be your gf or something.

 

My ass is tingling.

Ask at http://en.allexperts.com/

That's not a joke, it's a helpful site where you ask people questions without having to be joked at.

 

Cody, that's exactly what the problem is. I've been thinking, and something so small and little can devastate someones day and what they do. I think it should be illeagal to write your names on someones shoes with sharpie with little hearts and a flowers. God damn it.

I like her, she's a good person. But damn, did she have to write her name. Now I think I like like her.

TL;DR: OH SHI- DRAMADRAMADRAMA

Edit: Thanks alot asshole. Deleting your post so I look like a retard :]

 

That makes no sence

<3 u

 

Is she hot? Sorry, is she sexually attractive? (The one that did the sharpie?)

 

She's has a regular body. Regular girl height,chest,weight, ect. It's almost too good to be true. She's normal in the social chain ect. To answer the question that you really wanted to ask is, yes I'd hit it. Not with two crowbars,