fizzytezzy
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1. getting blacked out from getting drunk in a friend's party and everyone takes a picture of me.
that's all i can think off lol
that's all i can think off lol
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LOL fell off my seat laughingI once showed a teacher of mine in high school a pic of myself in my underwear by accident..
One time, while wandering through the depths of the hood through the fog & darkness at about 1 AM I spotted this girl. Her and
what I assume would be her boyfriend were having a shouting match, on a sidewalk beside a well lit soccer field with nobody on it.
I was drunk, she seemed pretty cute, so me and my friend walked over there and 'protected' here by looking intimidating and
yelling "FUCK OFF" and "YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH DISRESPECTING WOMEN?" to the guy. She came with me, and when I woke up
in the morning I found out she was actually an ugly, disgusting hooker from the deepest darkest most ghetto spot in the hood.
And that's why I don't drink whiskey.
EDIT: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
lol, shit happensi went to see some girl for the first time a couple years ago. i ate some weird stuff the night before and had to take a FAT shit at her house. stank up the whole place she was in a one bedroom apartment. literally stank so bad we went out. lol
lol, shit happens
i went to see some girl for the first time a couple years ago. i ate some weird stuff the night before and had to take a FAT shit at her house. stank up the whole place she was in a one bedroom apartment. literally stank so bad we went out. lol
Asking girls out that already have boyfriends not realizing it
wonder why, lolThrowing up on my date and it was our first date. He took care of me that night, but we ended up not working out XDDD
It wasn't even because of that either >.< I might be a little jealous here but he was always hanging with his ex??? I didn't like that and he told me he still loved her (but as a friend) I'm just not comfortable with thatwonder why, lol
niceresponding to this thread.
Throwing up on my date and it was our first date. He took care of me that night, but we ended up not working out XDDD

