Get High with the Least Weed?

I just got out of jail, and havent smoked weed in 2 weeks. I reeeallly wanna get stoned. all I have is the paper from a roach (oiled up i guess) and .1, maybe .2 of dank that I found. I'm also on house arrest. what's the best way to use this so I get high off it? My mom's probably getting me a pack of cigs in a bit so I could mix some tobacco. All I have is a apple pipe unless making a bong would be worth it.

 

Get some of your mums deodorant, Buzz of that it ur that desperate to get high of something cos theres no way your gettin high of that.

 

A small pipe would be the most conservative way to smoke. Also if you don't know already, coughing out the smoke gets you higher. It opens capillaries in your lungs that would otherwise stay closed, allowing more smoke to be absorbed.

 

Thanks Dimethyl, anybody else mind helping me out?

 

Make it into a little paper ball and hot knife it. Or you can use a bong/bubbler.

 

Can't hot knife, I'd have to smoke it in my garage. and I checked but I have no doorstops or anything to make a bong bowl :/

 

Ring a friend to bring you some man haha?

 

I thought you said you had a pipe, but I just realized you said an apple pipe. I've never used an apple before actually, so I can't say how well it works. You could always make a steam roller which works fine. Just get a toilet paper or paper towel roll, cut a hole into it about the size of a nickel, stuff a piece of tin foil into the hole, and then poke a few holes into the tin foil with a paper clip or something similar. Looks like this.

 

Yeah I know how to make one of those. Also, none of my friends live near my dads and I'm not gonna be at my moms till friday.

 

I would either make a lung or a gravity bong, and sorry to hear you got arrested..how come you got locked up? if you dont mind me asking.

 

Definitely a gravity bong man. Like .1 will give you a nice huge rip, so you'll have 2 decent hits.

 

If you got a bong or a waterbottle and a .5 inch wide metal shaft.. http://cannabis.wikia.com/wiki/Bong#Popper

 

I wouldn't smoke in your condition. The cops are watching you.

 

if he smokes that insanely small amount of weed before the cops get there, he's fine lol...

Can't you get a friend to hook you up? say you'll pay 'em back big time if they do.

 

find a pen or someshit that you can make a one hitter out of. (by one hitter, I mean a pipe you can rip the shit out of, and kill it, in one hit)

Then, squat down like this



After being in this position and breathing normally for about 4 or 5 minutes, get your pipe packed with all your weed ready.

Breathe in and out (deep breaths) for about 5-10 seconds. This is to over-oxygenate(probably made that word up) your blood which will help you hold the hit in longer..

After you've done that, and are still in the squatting position, put the pipe to your mouth...

Now, light the pipe and take the biggest hit you can. Try to cash it out on the first hit. right after you either cash out the weed (and begin to suck air through the pipe) or right after the weed stops burning, take the pipe away from your mouth.

Immediately after taking the pipe away from your mouth (which should have been done immediately after you stop inhaling smoke form it), open your mouth and take a huge gulp of fresh air(enough to fill up your lungs), while at the same time, standing up fast. You should close your mouth right after you stand up and try really hard to hold the hit in (even if you don't need to try very hard.)

Now, I would recommend doing this in the grass and not around anything hard because I have passed out before while doing this. If you do it right, you will be fucked up like you huffed those cans of compressed air, but only for like 10 seconds. If you do it right, you should get a crazy big head rush like when you get up too fast but coupling it with the weed makes for a nice few seconds. Hold the hit in as long as you can, this is important so that you make sure you get the full affect of however much you inhaled. And if you wanna stop the feeling, simply exhale and take a deep breath.


I hope I explained it well enough, if you have any questions, just ask...

 

That was very detailed, kudos to you. I was expecting you to say something alot different when I seen that picture.

but does it work?

 

Agreed with this. For that little amount you want to take a big hard head rush hit! A bong would be perfect, but since your left with just household items make a gravity bong.

 

I say make the GB or Lung. (I'd preferably do the lung it gets me higher than water GB)

OR you could take a small ratchet piece burn a hole for it in any small water/soda bottle, Burn a shotgun. The smallest amounts of weed get me high off this. Depending on size of ratchet piece(i suggest smaller one) You can get a few good hits from your .2.

 

just do it so we can all laugh at you when you come back and post saying you did it:laugh:

 

Map a Vape out of a light blub. That is undoubtedly your best bet. Look up guides , you'll use close to 90% of THC if you use a Vape.

Just my suggestion.