Whats your penis size...

..while laying on his stomach.

 

Yes, because someone is going to beleive I have a 1.5 inch penis.

Who the fuck has a 1.5 inch penis? I dont even think a newborns penis is 1.5 inches. Probably like 2. Or 3. But thats just sick.

 

HAHAHA!!!

 

1.5 inches is like this big:


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Edit: Nevermind, Sythe doesn't show all the spaces. >_>

 

That would be a vagina, sir.

A very shallow vagina, but a vagina nonetheless.

 

Me Sythe. Im a vagina.

 

You're a shallow vagina.

 

What are you trying to say Sir Shakaka?

 

I am saying that it is impossible to have a concave penis; that would make a vagina. So saying that my penis is concave is an invalid statement, seeing as how it would be a vagina, in a sense, not a penis.

 

Am I reading this wrong?

 

You've seemed to have edited my quote!

Sneaky. Very sneaky, indeed.

 

Reading between the lines

 

I don't see any lines. Are you taking any mind-altering drugs, sir?

 

Are you offering me drugs?

 

LMFAO im lmao irl, you guys are 1 of a kind

 

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you mean about that big? and if you go to quote you can see how long it is from the original post...

 

i dont have a penis :s

 

:O
O rly?

~Thorne Bro

 

Written by Grand Mastah Shakaka.

I am an erect penis.
I wonder why I get so erect.
I hear a rough, grinding sound.
I see a light, but I can not reach it.
I want a warm, latex based pouch; in which I can ooze my head cream.
I am an erect penis.

I pretend to be a noodle sometimes.
I feel like an erect penis.
I touch nothing, but people touch me.
I worry that I may never feel the touch of anything besides a 13 year old boys hand.
I cry tears the color of snow.
I am an erect penis.

I understand nothing, for I am a penis.
I say nothing, for I am a penis.
I dream nothing, for I am a penis.
I try to not be a penis.
I hope that I will someday not be a penis.
I a penis.


^Found^: Stacy's penis. Needs a break from the 13 year old boy hands, will be donated to Pooper.

 

Those are not lines, sir. More.. vertical dashes if you will.