Truth behind penis

[Ordou]

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind the penis, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of the penis. Indispensable to homosapians today, the penis is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably the penis is often misunderstood by socialists, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' , they shead new light on the penis, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however the penis provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Recent thought on the penis has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model of economics.
Average
Wage

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of the penis is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Even a child could work out that the average wage has always depended upon the penis to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to the penis.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of that most brilliant mind Maximilian Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to the penis this is clearly true. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was the penis.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for the penis?

Conclusion

We can conclude that the the penis has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It inspires, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Denzel Kournikova: 'You win some, you loose some, but the penis wins most often.'

 

[RA1fu]

what inclined you to write that

 

[Spy Tab]

tl;dr. I lost my penis yesterday.

 

[The Only Carney]

The cocaine vagina.

The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.

1970s icons aside, is this a real phenomenon? At least one doctor is highly skeptical. We checked in with Dr. Jan Gurley, a physician who works at a public-health clinic for the homeless in San Francisco and, in her spare time, blogs for SFGate.com. The phenomenon was news to her, but she gamely called the San Francisco Forensic Office, where the first medical examiner she spoke to also had never heard of it. A request is in to the San Francisco Forensic Office's Chief Toxicologist and an Ob-Gyn.

But here's why it's unlikely from a physiological standpoint: Cocaine is a form of adrenaline, and your body processes it on a temporary basis, Doc Gurley explained. The speed with which your body processes it depends on the blood flow to the area; toxicologists testing for cocaine often check the eyeballs or the nose, because those are low blood-flow areas. The vagina, however, is a high blood-flow zone &#8212; Doc Gurley says the Ob-Gyn surgeons' term of art is that the vagina is "very forgiving." (It really is, if you think about it. <-- Haha get it?)