How big is your penis?

[Grave]

The ruler lied. Here's the true formula:

Penis Size = (Post Count - 500) / 200

Example
Penis Size = (1500 - 500) / 200
Penis Size = (1000) / 200
Penis Size = 5

Penis sizes are in inches because they were made in America.
Sorry, but if you have less than 500 posts, you have no penis.
If your penis size exceeds 20, it is in centimeters and not inches.

(edit) Mine's 5.85 inches. :C Post yours.

 

[Harped]

this big

 

[Jaysive]

Fuck you.

 

[b1b]

Test.

 

[Straggler]

Lol at the thread we had earlier similar to this. Ok mine is gonna turn out to be a fraction so ima keep rounding up til it's bigger than yours

 

[squidge]

over9000 inches

 

[Grave]

over9000 inches

You read the calculator wrong. 0.865.

 

[MegaMatt]

12.655 inches
naice

 

[FretsOnFireGh2]

12.655 inches
naice

Hey, my name's Frets. Wanna get together sometime?

 

[Darkgroove]

16.275 inches lol.

 

[FretsOnFireGh2]

Hey, my name's Frets. Wanna get together sometime?

^ Take that back, shortdick.


Sup DarkGroove?

 

[Grave]

16.275 inches lol.

Cut off 10 inches and feed the poor.

 

[deadly serious]

18 inches pl0x?

 

[Darkgroove]

Cut off 10 inches and feed the poor.

I can feed the poor without cutting any off fyi.

 

[Grave]

I can feed the poor without cutting any off fyi.

hao is dat possible zomg

 

[squidge]

You read the calculator wrong. 0.865.

why would i need a calculator to measure my penis r u gay or sumthing?

 

[Zak_rs2]

why would i need a calculator to measure my penis r u gay or sumthing?

urm you measure your penis with ruler not caclulator =x

 

[Grave]

why would i need a calculator to measure my penis r u gay or sumthing?

More accurate.

 

[squidge]

More accurate.

oh soz i'm a bit old fashioned

 

[TJ]

wut is this