tell the truth or lie?

what do you do if your girlfriend catches you master bating? then asks what you were jerking off to? the obvious answer is to lie and say her.... but we all know the truth... its never her. Either you use the web for video's or hit the old memory bank. Anyone in a long term relationship understands you just get tired of the same old same old.

they need to make a bracelet for this wwjdicmb
(what would jesus do if caught master bating)-i call all rights to this

5yr relationship n just got busted for the very first time plox
(lived together for 4 yrs)

 

tell the truth and say u were thinking of me while you were jacking off

 

but your zues and we all know the stories about you

 

say you were supporting the fight against breast cancer -.-

 

How about, lock your door.

 

Rofl shit sex life Rofl gf m8 wanking for the rest f ur years rofl gf

 

Tell her you were jacking it. Fuck who cares?

 

1 op is gay so switch everything to man
2 break up cause your obviously not getting it from him

 

Who cares what you were whacking to too... when I get asked what type of porn I whack it too, I usually say "Donkey shows, bukkake, shemales... why?" or something like that =]. It's a normal thing, lol.

If anything, whacking it off to her would be the worst answer... she'd be like "Wtf why are you whacking it when we can go to town on each other".

Unless she doesn't like bonking you. I'm not here to judge =].

 

^suprt

if she makes that big a deal about it she needs to get slapped in her gobber

 

obviously never gotten his dick wet..... after hitting the same thing for yrs it almost becomes like a job. Theres nothing new or exciting. You do what needs to be done, that we both like get it in and thats it. Its not that im ashamed of jerking it. I just dont want to hurt her feelings. She feels like shes inadequate when its not that at all. Im just a natural dog and want to fuck everything.

 

Fuck, i had a similar experience...

 

I'd hate to live in your house if being caught masturbating is a seriously weird and unpleasant? It's not like you were caught with your thumb in your ass and watching gay porn? It's just wanking, I mean haven't you ever done that right beside her during sex? Your life must be weird.

 

tell her to fuck off or u'll smash her head thru a window

 

tell her shes pretty

 

Rofl thinks I've never had my dick wet or had a gf the past 2 years rofl shit sex life plain n simple m8.

 

This. If she doesn't like it then just bend it and have her do some kinky stuff for you rofl

 

LOOOOL

 

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