suggest 10 things I MUST do before I'm 18

get really really drunk that when you wake up your in a bathtub somewhere in Afghanistan

 

Have sexual intercourse with an older woman.

 

Reach an 1000 post count ?

 

reach 10000 post count ^

 

Fuck a girl under 18. then fuck more girls.~~ lol, sorry for the copy! but its really make sense!

 

Smoke a joint full of purple.

 

I would commit a crime, and then serve the time and have it expunged from my record because I'm a minor.

 

snort red pepper!

 

You guy's have some pretty fucked up ideas.

 

1) Learn your limit(alcohol wise) before you turn 18.
2) Learn what types of alcohol you actually enjoy.
3) Learn how to drive (legally)
4) Learn how to manage your time wisely.
5) Have a best female friend
6) Share a relationship with a female
7) Get a job to have spending money independent from your family.
8) Experiment with sexual stuff so your not clueless but on your own level.
9) Stay current on trends and major news.
10) Most of all have fun, and don't break and laws you will suffer from in your adult life.

 

Have a Fap over gay Stuff.

 

Probably the best advise ever.

 

Throw jack daniels over a TON of bacon.

 

Obviously loosing your virginity should be first on your list .

One of the worst things I probably did when I was under 18, was when I was completely wasted, took my ex took the local park, and did it publicly. Had to stop half way through because someone decided to call the police, ended up running through the woods in my undies until they caught me.
Had one HELL of a time explaining to my parents... No doubt some pedobear took pictures.

I've done some other pretty bad things, but i'll save those for another day.
You'd definitely have to do the above to call yourself a man.

Good Luck!

 

get a life ! )