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    Steve Jobs Has AIDS!!!

    Well it was released that Steve Jobs is stepping down due to a "genetic mutation" In other words that means that he probably has aids because if he had cancer they would just say he has cancer.

    What do you guys think about this? I think that he was the heart of apple and withought the hear it is going to die. Or maby microsoft will buy it and run it into the ground? :D
     
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    Steve Jobs Has AIDS!!!

    Steve jobs will be returning in five months. The specific disease hasn't been released, so please don't resort to speculation such as aids.

    Oh and, even if Steve died, contrary to popular belief Apple wouldn't fall flat. Other companies (Such as Microsoft in 2004) lost their CEO, and ended up in sales next year.
     
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    Steve Jobs Has AIDS!!!

    Just because you have AIDS doesn't mean you're going to die. Magic Johnson has been kept alive with drugs for years.
     
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    Apple can't afford to lose Jobs, when he quit a few years back, Apple started hurtling towards bankruptcy and when Jobs came back Apple skyrocketed. So they should do everything in their power to keep him; or find some incredible substitute for Jobs.
     
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    Steve Jobs Has AIDS!!!

    my dad died of aids :(
     
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    lol.

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    if steve jobs dies, I will be any amount that microsoft will buy them, but if its true to hear that he hads aids thats pretty sad
     
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    Steve Jobs Has AIDS!!!

    Why would you automatically assume it's aids, it could be anything.
     
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    Steve Jobs Has AIDS!!!

    He wouldn't need to step down if he had aids.
     
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    Why would microsoft buy apple?
     
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    To become the Hitler of electronics.
     
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    thats funny, i dont think he will die. and the comp wont fall.
     
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    Steve Jobs Has AIDS!!!

    This thread is full some pretty damn gullible fools.
     
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    Plenty of people have, I hate when people think just because someone has a disease that they are going to die... That's not the case, there are plenty of reforced medical drugs that are used to keep people's life span longer then anticipated, some of the drugs people take for their diseases could even make them outlive you and me...
     
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