Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Freddy Krueger]

Yo, my name is moe
I betcha ur a hoe
This isn't the past
you underestimate me
I'll kick your ass
so fuck you
and ur mom too
So don't try to play a card
It'll backfire real hard
You mess with me
you a pay a big fee
So fuck off bitch
go take a long hitch

:ehh..that sucked. Wasn't my best anyways. :\

 

[Johnny :)]

Lol look at you
Looks like you live in a zoo.
I bet you suck at irl too.
Don't even try why would you do that
because all i know is i'll go brian zuback all over your ass
then put your shit in your own grass.
Freddy Krueger my ass? learn how to rap
i know you wanna try but just go hide in a vine.
you suck at rappin you need some help
but when you hear me rappin you yelp
hard i go hard my dicks hard yours never is
all i know is you gay and like big jims.
I dont like gay people. so im quittin
just wanted you to hear my motha fuckin' spittin.

 

[Freddy Krueger]

Johnny?
You sound like some kind of bonnie.
You suck at rapping.
Suck my dick,
you big fat prick.
While your at it,
go jump off a cliff,
you think you'll survive?
As IF.

EDIT:ran out of time. Cound't make any more.

 

[Johnny :)]

Get the fuck off my dick, i'm sorry im not gay.
But hey theres always today to find that gay man
you fucking rain man, you dont know how to make it rain
all you do is stand there in shame
please dont call me those british names
because all of us know they cant rap
if they do? they go splat splat..


didnt even try..

 

[Fate1]

Johnny and Freddy
Are going pretty steady
Fucking each other in the ass
Stabbing each other with glass
Lets go smoke some grass
Because its a blast
Alllcooolllhhooolllllll
Teh drink of teh goDz!

 

[xtacy fiend]

i dont have beef with anyone here
but im just puttin my rap out for you all to hear
it might be shit and it might be lame
but when i come to the trap house its all the same
i can just keep spitin in everyones face
and theres not a dam thing you can do about it except keep up with my pace
i dont use computer talk when i rap
i just go off the top of my head like im spraying a gat
come back at me ryan, if u r the rap king
cause to me u anit nothing but the dam rap queen

like i said before im new here and i just want respect
cause to me thats all that matters

i already no what ur gonna say about my name
and ya it was true at one point in my life
i was an xtacy fiend but thats alright
now let me here what u gotta say
cause im done shittin in ur face

 

[Fate1]

i dont have beef with anyone here
but im just puttin my rap out for you all to hear
it might be shit and it might be lame
but when i come to the trap house its all the same
i can just keep spitin in everyones face
and theres not a dam thing you can do about it except keep up with my pace
i dont use computer talk when i rap
i just go off the top of my head like im spraying a gat
come back at me ryan, if u r the rap king
cause to me u anit nothing but the dam rap queen

like i said before im new here and i just want respect
cause to me thats all that matters

i already no what ur gonna say about my name
and ya it was true at one point in my life
i was an xtacy fiend but thats alright
now let me here what u gotta say
cause im done shittin in ur face

hey xtacy fiend how you doing today
you did xtacy bc you werent feeling okay
its all cool i smoke the grass
its bc i get angry and wanna shatter glass
my raps are lame but thats fine with me
I dont want beef with you as you can see
we can go party and go get fucked up
give me that bottle and fill up my cup

 

[wombakage]

Xatcey is a leeecher
he will suck ur dick for a vouch
so be careful cuz he has aids
lemonade like minute made


WUT NAO!?!??!

 

[Freddy Krueger]

wombakage?
Better put you in a cage
before you burst out crying in a rage
go back to your mom
and get ready for your prom
cause nigga
ain't getting bigga.

 

[xtacy fiend]

yo fate what can i say, i do that shit everyday
i smoke that dro and i smoke that kush
but whatever you do, dont bring any bush
that beer is shit, just like the kid up there with the little ass dick
from what i hear its so small, that when he takes piss he pisses on his balls
and about fillin up ur cup, alright
ill get the goose and the dro
but no one else better come with these bogus low blows
ya wom im talking about u, ur a dumb faggot ass fool
what do u no about me, u dont no shit about me
this thread is about rapin and spitin.

whats good with it, u little ass trick
ur the one thats been suckin those dicks
come at me again with that weak shit and ill put u threw a wall
you wont no what hit you till read this again and ull be like dam that was raw
bitch get on the ground and kiss the floor so i can fuck u up some more

i realize im not rappin sometimes but u gotta keep this in mind
i popped quite a few beans, my brain is fucked up
just like when im off the lean, everything is so slow and messed up
and about that vouch, sure leave me one and ill keep putting these ho's out

goodnight

 

[xtacy fiend]

My life is good, my life is great
this is not a rap, more like a ryhme
if u want a rap, say somthing back
o else u all r just wasting my time

 

[Freddy Krueger]

Get the fuck off my dick, i'm sorry im not gay.
But hey theres always today to find that gay man
you fucking rain man, you dont know how to make it rain
all you do is stand there in shame
please dont call me those british names
because all of us know they cant rap
if they do? they go splat splat..


didnt even try..

Not over yet..
________________
You just say that? DAMN.
Sittin' all day postin some spam
eating your virginia ham
Shit! your late for your oral exam
Oh! Did i just say that?
Dosen't matter, your lookin at
angora cat
and your pretty fat
Well fuck it, man
the battle began
And i'm unleashing it all
while you scratch your hairy balls
And playing gay baseball
You buy some weed
you try to open it
but you don't suceed
cause your just a puny little nerd
inspectin queer birds
now get the fuck off of here
for the rest of this year.
________________________

 

[Zaw12]

wow freddy and xtacy
u both really suck balls
listen carefully, ur mom calls
i screw her wall to wall
she cant take it so she drinks alcahol
dont call xtacy fat
cuz i bet ur home fukin ur cat
ur sistas is flat
shes this shes that
i mix i match
my rhymes smooth like a patch
i surf at the bach
my birds eggs they hatch
i like to play catch
im so hot when i smoke i dont need a fckin match!!

 

[Bounty Names]

im a donerkebab, ill sell u like a kfc. because my parents r fat free.

 

[The Riddler_]

wow freddy and xtacy
u both really suck balls
listen carefully, ur mom calls
i screw her wall to wall
she cant take it so she drinks alcahol
dont call xtacy fat
cuz i bet ur home fukin ur cat
ur sistas is flat
shes this shes that
i mix i match
my rhymes smooth like a patch
i surf at the bach
my birds eggs they hatch
i like to play catch
im so hot when i smoke i dont need a fckin match!!

Boy, you ain't hot, you a nobody
I probably should give you a match before you hurt somebody
I'm the master son', you can't even compare
After I finish rappin' all you can do is stare
Oh wait, I forgot you don't even care
Because after I'm done with you, you can't bare-
-Witness to these sick rhymes
I think i'm gonna' have to tell you a thousand times
You can never be as Good as me
Close to me, Like me
Oh shit, I should put down these wings, they're spicy
I'm gonna have to finish you off like Kimbo
1-2 hit and it's K.O
Call the doctor he has a concussion to his head
Oh wait, too late, your already dead.

 

[case_closed]

hey guys im case closed
the new guy on the block
but you can also refer to me as the guy with the 12 inch c*ck.
Hey, i may be new to the rap game..
but ill destroy every one of you guys all the same.
Hey riddler your rhymes are garbage
quit now
don't be a fool
or ill see your ass in rap battle summer school.
oh you think i'm tough now i can definitely get meana
ill beat your ass riddler like ike turner beat tina.

 

[Sparkz180]

hey guys im case closed
the new guy on the block
but you can also refer to me as the guy with the 12 inch c*ck.
Hey, i may be new to the rap game..
but ill destroy every one of you guys all the same.
Hey riddler your rhymes are garbage
quit now
don't be a fool
or ill see your ass in rap battle summer school.
oh you think i'm tough now i can definitely get meana
ill beat your ass riddler like ike turner beat tina.

Case_Closed...

I can see through your bars like an x-ray
I dont wanna hear ur bars coz there dead
and your not catching up
coz cuz i'm way ahead.

You dont wanna fight, I will cave ya' face in
Your swag boy, thats a fact I aint faking
I'll come to your bits bang up ur man
Next thing I heard is I left him all shakin'

Your not gangsta', silly little wanker
You lick out girls n they dont even thank ya'
come to ur endz with a plank i'll flank ya
hand over the piece coz sparkz is the banker

Your bars are shit you dont spit properly
everyone heres like stop, stop, please.


=| not my best...

 

[Shin]

Unb4nn3d is back, hasn't rapped for a while.
Here I am to battle, kick it freestyle.

To the poster above, I'd like to see your best,
Fight me with those dirty words. -- Get them off your chest.

Why you bangin' up men? You not had enough wankin'?
Spit on that shit. It's not hardly worth takin'.

When you ready to fight, it's time to represent,
And bring with you some words, those meant.

 

[The Riddler_]

Unb4nn3d is back, hasn't rapped for a while.
Here I am to battle, kick it freestyle.

To the poster above, I'd like to see your best,
Fight me with those dirty words. -- Get them off your chest.

Why you bangin' up men? You not had enough wankin'?
Spit on that shit. It's not hardly worth takin'.

When you ready to fight, it's time to represent,
And bring with you some words, those meant.

See that right there needs to stop
Even if you didn't call me out, I still gotta drop
You rap like you know what your doing
But I don't know who you think your fooling
It deffinatly ain't me, I see through you
You not nothing to me, i'll eat you up like tofu
Then hit cha' with that kung-fu
Who knew, I could rap just like Pikachuâ„¢
No one knew, But I knew
I'm the hottest one under the sun
Step ya' lyrical game up before ya' get done son.

 

ryan your nice ill give you that so ima through one down for u =] lol


Ryan you need to stop trying.
acting like a g , we all know your lying.
sounding like the movie "get rich or die trying"

listen here man, your raps are corny.
when your girl sees me she says "ohh me so horny"
Keep her on my rides like the park named dorny.
We wake up in bed i say good morny.

see man i beat you its already done.
End this battle now I already won.
Now your gana act like a "g" but wheres your gun.
i do this shit for victory not for fun.
Stop crying baby go suck on your thumb.
Your hearing these lyrics and your body's getting numb.
hes got no comebacks so now hes feeling dumb.
Spit back at me boy i see you as some chumm.


haha ryan ill be checking your page i wana see you rap back =]