Rap Battles - Official Thread

Throwing this out there:

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, mmh, yo, yo, yo...
Were probably all white but we rap everyday
I know I rap... every single day
Ya'll are bitches, and you gotta pay
In cash... gotta pay me in cash..
I won't take change... only cold hard cash

Now what'cha gonna do, I know I can't rap
But I find it funny anyway, so I decided to play anyways
But'cha still can't trump dis', cuz I'm da king
...King of da... Hill...
Not the show though, that show sucks... bad
Nobody likes it... I don't know why dey air it... they should take dat off and put on more Seinfeld
I like that show better.

Anyways, back-on-topic
Ya'll better get it, with a pocket, cuz then.. I'm gonna socket?



I ran out of bad rhyms so I stopped.
WHAAAAAAAT???

 

WOW, Did you even try?

 

you can't rap so don't be talkin trash my lines are ill yours are still with no flow il show yo what i can do in dis next phrase it'll be the next stage to unchangbley deform your face and it aint goin be at a fast pace i dont gotta think and i dont even gotta erease i write this shit if you dont like it you dont have taste no matta what competion ill be sure to be in first place dont hate on me i know this thread is free and just cuz a white boy dresses's betta than thee fact that ur a wannabe black just add to the fact at how wack my lyrics be if you can't see that im ill than you aint real.

 

Clean this up

You ain't real you fake as fuck
I see you playing with that tonka truck
You soft as shit, boy don't EVA come at me
If you think you'll last just count to 3

Black or white i'll still merk ya'
But when ya' talk about my fam, i'ma hurt ya'
The only thing ill about yo' rhymes is,
When you spittin' i'm sick outta my mind

Don't try to step up hard, you a leecha'
Talk bad bout me on the web and i'll meet and greet ya'
This ain't no game kid, clean up ya' act
If you spit trash agin i'ma fuckin' spit back

 

I see The Riddler riddled with bullets, riddle me that
It's a fact, your wack raps are just a tough act
I spit verbal assault, watch me attack the mic
You think you pick the lyrical difference between black and white?
You didn't think I'd be here, see I disappeared from the thread
Like "Don't pick on me! I take back everything I said"
Was your whole verse a joke come on man man is HAS to be
And I'd flame your ass so much all the mods would be mad at ME
I've never had the experience, come on tell me how it feels
When you get killed, straight up murdered by someone skill?

 

yo yo. its brix here shout out to sythe
when i spit lyrics thell cut your verses up like a surgent would slice
if you loose against me, dont have an emo and act like you dont eprictiate life
Im the next best thing, first comes me next comes Vanilla Ice.
if you put a bounty on my head i know you wont be able to afford the price because
I gota phone call from a cop
He said he was outside my block
But i said i was outside the shop
Ill be there in 2 secs
When I rolled up he was standing with 2 tecks

 

Oh snap, the old Ryan is back
I see you also lost that little yellow hat
My rap's so hot, my breath's like a sauna
When you ask people to hear you rap they say "I don't wanna'"
You can act cool, keep talkin' that smack
But I know you'll shut up when I bring them twins, you know "Click Clack"
And they go "Boom Boom"
Make you so scared, you run to ya' room
Close your eyes, hide under the cover
I'm the boogieman boy, there is no other

Couldn't think of ANYTHING good =( I guess i'll get u next time. Btw, it's nice to see someone good actually try to come after me

 

your rap's aint hot at least not as hot as you thought if yours be like a sauna mine be like fire.you think your hardcore making them raps you say you bring twins ill bring my glock nigga what i say be comin strate off the block wigga.what happened to biggie and what happened to pac ya dats right they got shot wit dat rock just like ill pop you on da spot my gun be hot and blood on the ground and i'll have my hood rats put you in a bodybag by sundown.i aint scared of you if you had a gun i'd still shank ya,ya thats right i'd still pull out that shank once i stab ya it'll be lights out and i be lance out.You say you be coming after him but chances are you'll already be dead as i took that 16th bar and took it to ya head.


ya w.e i aint done rap battles in a long time so....

 

God, clean this shit up, i'm not even gonna come back with this shit looking like this.

 

what ya mean?

 

Here it comes you aint gonna miss it
ill bust ya ass like yo mom came to visit
ill give you the game, make you learn fasta
and the whole time your girls callin me masta
ill send you home with no loose change
youll never get yo money back cause you got no range
im da only whitey on da bball team
but ill fuck you in the ass and death people will here you scream
ya i said it but what you neva gonna get credit

ill come hard like hammer to the nail
everyone gonna know who fails
so keep on askin keep on talkin
aint nobody wanna go where ill send you walkin

 

The same format everyone else has it? After each ryhme you space it?

 

sorry i havn't really posted on forums i just read it but i like rappin so i gave this a try.Anyway's i'll start spacing because im not leavin this thread

 

yay ryan your back that was really sick.. In the last page before this i left you a rap spit back at me ryan i wana see what you got x]

 

Dear, Riddler

im gonna have to make you go..
but here's a consolation prize.. you can be one of my hoes.
riddler ima have to put you down
it'll be me wearin the sythe crown.
HAHA if your kimbo then im Ali
fly like a butterfly sting like a bee
it'll be over before you count to 3..
you can be the first 1 i destroy on my killing spree..
I'll round-house you right in the face just like bruce lee..
Riddler..If your the boogieman then im freddy krueger
ill kill you in your sleep.. you wont make a peep.
Here on sythe your an addict and im a leecher..
but in reality your the student and im the teacher...
ima be the one to put you in the body bag
and put on yur toe tag, got it fag?
Im the one who will put you in yur tomb..

Sincerly, Case_Closed

Ps, sorry i had to put you away so soon.

 

case closed.
shut the fuck up.
no one cares what you have to say so plug it up.
case closed? what kinda fucking name is that.
as you post here on sythe, thinkin your name is phat.
go home, cry to your whore of a mom, shes just gona' give you a gat.
and you know what your gona do with that gat?
your gona be a poser ass bitch that cant close shit.
and when you get beat, your gona throw a fit.
so grow a pair, and shut the fuck up.
save us all, and plug it up.

ROFL im so white, that was like, my frist rap ever
and btw, ryan, you shit on people when it comes to raping LOL

 

Philly



Ryan you better bumb your brakes halled of whit a sawed of pump his face you coward we to hard we run through yall B____ we troubleing you double mint we chew yall B______ Screw yall b_____ FAt boy you better get yah head straight got ryan on the grown Sythe knows he's just dead weight got the 40 cal up in my

pants but im aint snapping dog the only time you seem me snapping im probably mad at yall . we can have it dog only if we bagging out if its beef when we meet im

the one they bringing out im a pit get a Grip leave the meat hagging out you was a B____ all your life im show you whats pain about dont look sythe now he aint

going help your As the 44 40 cal kick the door melt ya As you is just little sythe clone you see alex on some grown ish you cop car and clothes and do it for the

B___ we buy weed in jars and ridding Dirty B_____ im really talking about dead heaters. No body likes you make me one fight you looks like a fat as turkey i want to

slice you i dont even know the reason i just feel like to call you one of my B____i saw good night to . You sweet like candy want to me brandi want to be down as

______ you see we moving this take you back to where d block harder that G- unit its kinda bezzar burner got held and the slime shade dude and the d got 12


cokes man ,post man , snow man move like a snail Bluka Bluka open your chest you got mail top class ,top class we stree moving we leave the rapping to yall cause

we really do this "b" you never had a gun in mought you never had 30 dudes run in house tigh you up but a sock in your mought make your mom get on the floor put

that crome pipe to her scalp i dont want here from your b____i want to here it from you.





thats something light dint want to go all out on a person i dint know :S

 

Wow pure boy i thought you were better then this.
YA shits wack now its my turn to diss.
Before i kill ya ill give you a wish.
but my man your minds worth piss.

I know i might be white but that's not the point.
But ill still jump ya ass and roll you like a joint.
Don't under estimate me I'm like a disease.
SO when i snap my fingers your girl gets on her knees.
Ya fucking crazy if you think i say please.
Ill toss her my keys faster then i could sneeze.
Pure boy you wouldn't believe
Of the shit i could achieve.
Its not a dream.
I'm stronger then a supporting beam.
My muscles are lean and i got a shit load of green.


I'm telling you just leave and and just quit.
Not only am i killing you but I'm also legit.
Try to do a trade but i much rather spit.
I'M faster then blood from a fucking neck split.
Like i said man just fucking quit.

I'm telling you guys I'm fucking live.
Checking me on channel but my name aint fifty five.
You see me on mtv like I'm a fucking "g"
But I'm like the bosses from "final fantasy 3"


spit back at me pure bot =] you know i love you but i had too rofl[ sum1 battle me]

 

lol i messed upo i was sleepy but try out my new verse ill destroy any one here

 

hahaha not bad haha not bad you should come battle me 2moro 1 on 1 an =]