Rap Battles - Official Thread

[DJ Khaled]

Niggas, all your shit is weak.
While my shit, is at its peak.
You are all probably slangin crac,
While I'm getting educated, slangin a pack.
Now you guys are all dissin' Khaled.
Do it again, you'll get impaled.
All of you girls can pick.
Fuck me, or suck my dick.

 

[Renegade X]

Renegade X, bout to tear up this thread,
just like i tore ya mums pussies when their legs were spread

yeah, thats right im callin out you bitches
but know, when im thru, your gonna need more than stitches

coz my rhymes are malevolent,
what i spit is raw
as soon as i started, you niggas hit the floor.

im like an addict, a junkie, i aint lookin for crack
im just here to slaughter cats whos rhymes r wack
you know after two lines youll be on your back
then up your crack goes your sack, and future children you lack.

this shit is dope, and im on the attack
which one of you bitches is lookin for a smack?

 

[JoshAphex]

Renegade X, bout to tear up this thread,
just like i tore ya mums pussies when their legs were spread

yeah, thats right im callin out you bitches
but know, when im thru, your gonna need more than stitches

coz my rhymes are malevolent,
what i spit is raw
as soon as i started, you niggas hit the floor.

im like an addict, a junkie, i aint lookin for crack
im just here to slaughter cats whos rhymes r wack
you know after two lines youll be on your back
then up your crack goes your sack, and future children you lack.

this shit is dope, and im on the attack
which one of you bitches is lookin for a smack?

you better see me, the best MC
thats right, the best MC
easily im the best MC
you aint heard the motherfuckin best of me.
Aphex MC, the best MC on the planet, dont panik
your look like a jackson, not janet.
i know im more than you can manage
thats why im living lavish
don't need no house or garage
drum and bass is where i landed
raving crew, let me see you at it
kinda massive
this guy looks like lily savage
jumpin around like lenny cravitz
you boy aint got no manners
i'll chop off your money-grabbers
wak MC, dont even matters.

Aphex MC, the best MC
You should see my resume
I don't need to spit, my CV will kill you any day

 

[Renegade X]

Best MC? thats some funny shit
come on, ive read all the junk you spit
the best of you? man that dont scare me
what kind of pussy calls themself aphex mc?
its obvious from your verse that you got no talent
and all the skill i possess is apparent

you claim that your the best mc on the planet
but with a name like aphex, you should just can it

can it if your able to afford a can
ive seen better rhymes from an illiterate man
recycle your lines like an emo band
im guessin that trash was ya last stand

shit man this barely my second verse,
and theyve packed up your coffin, your leavin in a hearse.

 

[JoshAphex]

Best MC? thats some funny shit
come on, ive read all the junk you spit
the best of you? man that dont scare me
what kind of pussy calls themself aphex mc?
its obvious from your verse that you got no talent
and all the skill i possess is apparent

you claim that your the best mc on the planet
but with a name like aphex, you should just can it

can it if your able to afford a can
ive seen better rhymes from an illiterate man
recycle your lines like an emo band
im guessin that trash was ya last stand

shit man this barely my second verse,
and theyve packed up your coffin, your leavin in a hearse.

watch it, i can merker
ho ho ho, ill go bezerker
your goin black and purpler
lyrically, your a burgalar
whos Renegade X? i aint heard of ya
thats why theres no need to murder ya.

Aphex MC?
Money MC
New style, you know i got plenty
Freestyle, do it mentally
I'll sit and write these scripts endlessly
Theres no way, you can mess with me
MC X, you ain't stressin me
Your earnin way less than me
I'm on the freestyle, intelluctualy
On the streets, you ain't reppin me
Comon man let's do this properly
When you spit, it brings the comedy
especially when you try and step to me
Where the hell did you learn that?
My style is like triggernomatry
don't be smilin i mean it horribly
I'm givin no apology

 

[Renegade X]

ok alright, a new challenger has risen
now i drop my verse with masterful precision
quieten down, sit tight, and listen
as i end what seems to be perpetual bitchin

man you talk some punk ass garbage
you think you got skill, let me tell you Nah bitch
you claim that i burgle, to get my rhymes..
but i can hear you searchin rap battles on line
Renegade X, yeah to this forum im new
but my status is master, not weak bitch, like you

bring it, aphex, ill tear you apart
to me freestylin is an effortless art
i possess the skill no-ones ever seen
just sayin some words will rupture your spleen

now as we can see, ive ended this war
your rhymes are incomparable to mine, fat whore
when i spit i leave the crowd in awe,
and in your face i slam the door

now jay-z told me, and listen up son
i got 99 problems but aphex aint one

 

[JoshAphex]

You don't want, no more drama
But unlucky, i'm gunna
I am movin like a sprint runner
As i'm takin the girls outta the sauna
My lyrics are going to get darker
That just means you gotta work harder
You know that i be the master
Your the Taliban
I'm Osama.
Harder, sharper,
I'm the spiderman, Peter parker,
You battling Aphex
You better believe there's no-one harder
Uncontrollable, uncontrollable
Taken the girls that you try to pull
Unconsoleable, unconseivable
Unbelievable, don't believe the fool
Certain things are unacheivable
So i make sure i tell the people
You wanna see the land of evil?
With me a bad-man who is really evil.
Listen to my lyrics bad-boy,
They're guaranteed to help survival.
Your not my friend
Your not cool
And i'm sending you back to school

You do got 99 problems
And your rappin is 1

 

[Renegade X]

That verse was pathetically weak, it made me laugh
Like your avatar - some bitch in a photograph

you lack any form of valuable skill
but when i spit, the crowd gets a thrill
after this verse you'll have wished you took the blue pill
now with the crowd dazzled, i go for the kill

(explanation - The Matrix, blue pill makes neo forget he ever met morpheus and shit. Not a matrix nerd or anything just wanted to tighten up this line.)

My rappin is gold - its 24 carat
but your shit is weak, you worthless maggot
i dont release, when i tag it and bag it
in a body bag you go home, dirty faggot

you wanna take me to school, let me teach you a lesson
there aint no-one better at this rhymin profession
now let me take you to church, so you can give a confession
Dear Lord, im sorry, that its with X that im messin

i made a mistake in replying to his post
and it is that mistake that i will pay for the most
i should have never clicked the reply button
coz now its my wrists that i am cuttin

See man, my flows make you slit
your wrists are bloody after i spit
we already know, your rhymes are weak shit
the best thing for you to do now is quit.

quit before i bring my A game
the game which brought me so much fame
im a wild beast, i cannot be tamed
when you battle me, you leave ashamed.

ive told you this before, take heed this time,
you got 99 problems, number one - you cant rhyme.

 

[Magic Arrow]

My rappin is gold - its 24 carat
but your shit is weak, you worthless maggot
i dont release, when i tag it and bag it
in a body bag you go home, dirty faggot

you wanna take me to school, let me teach you a lesson
there aint no-one better at this rhymin profession
now let me take you to church, so you can give a confession
Dear Lord, im sorry, that its with X that im messin

i made a mistake in replying to his post
and it is that mistake that i will pay for the most
i should have never clicked the reply button
coz now its my wrists that i am cuttin

See man, my flows make you slit
your wrists are bloody after i spit
we already know, your rhymes are weak shit
the best thing for you to do now is quit.

quit before i bring my A game
the game which brought me so much fame
im a wild beast, i cannot be tamed
when you battle me, you leave ashamed.

ive told you this before, take heed this time,
you got 99 problems, number one - you cant rhyme.

Your lyrics aint worth my time
Yet I'll stand you up with this little rhyme
You say you'll send me home in a body bag
Im the one who made you, yes I'm your dad

But I don't like bringin family into this
But nothin beats your mom and your sisters kiss
You say he should quit before you bring your A-game
Go home, get it, come back, it only bring me more fame.

You say your a beast that can't be tamed
Yet your the one who is gettin shamed
You say you made a mistake in making this post.
Your momma made a mistake in make me eggs and toast.

You say your cuttin up your wrists
Theres no need to, I do more damage with my fists.
This flow you talk about, I aint feelin it
All I see is an asshole who's spittin shit

You say he should quit
Take your own advice buddy, Im rippin you to bits
You aint more than a studio gangster
You fell into my trap, say hello to the resident prankster.

Wherever you go you see my face.
I even fucked your sister in your room at your place.
I aint one to brag and spit about what I've done.
But personally and to be honestm your sister was a gun.

 

[U_Got_Low_hp]

lmao,

this thread is an epiccc....



WIN!

 

[Renegade X]

Hahaha Magic Arrow, you got nothin on X
didnt yo mom ever tell you? never mess with the best
your a queer faggot, in the church you confessed
that you love to suck cock, particularly of aphex

You havent fucked anyone, your a worthless virgin
you know we dont count sex that you imagine
the only thing my mom did to you was make you cry
even shes got better rhymes than this homosexual guy

Havent you got anything besides recyclin my lines?
its plain your only a thug online
if you cant do anything but repeat my rhymes
then get the fuck out, stop wasting my time

try rapping with a bit of originality
only then will you get any respect from me
your rhymes aint even testin me
who the fuck are you to question me

now get the fuck off this thread you muppet
take the razor sharp blade to your throat and cut it
You're last verse was an epic disaster
you aint got shit on this lyrical master.

 

[weezyfbaby]

9-1-1 its a emergency cowards tried to murder me
From hood to the 'burbs, everyone of you niggas heard of me
Shit I'm legendary niggas scary and paralyzed
Nothing more I despise than a liar
cowards die
My mama told me When I was to see
Just a vicious mutha fucker while these devils left me free
I proceed to make them shiver
when I deliver
Criminal lyrics
from a world wide mob figure
Niggas is waiting for some thug shit, thats what they tell me
Switching up on you ordinary bitches
like a south paw you get let
And every breath I breathe untill the moment I'm deceased
Will be another moment ballin' as a 'G'
I rip the crowd, then I start again
Internally I live in sin
untill the moment that they let me breathe again

 

[Syed]

love this thread

 

[Renegade X]

look down one post

 

[Renegade X]

9-1-1 its a emergency cowards tried to murder me
From hood to the 'burbs, everyone of you niggas heard of me
Shit I'm legendary niggas scary and paralyzed
Nothing more I despise than a liar
cowards die
My mama told me When I was to see
Just a vicious mutha fucker while these devils left me free
I proceed to make them shiver
when I deliver
Criminal lyrics
from a world wide mob figure
Niggas is waiting for some thug shit, thats what they tell me
Switching up on you ordinary bitches
like a south paw you get let
And every breath I breathe untill the moment I'm deceased
Will be another moment ballin' as a 'G'
I rip the crowd, then I start again
Internally I live in sin
untill the moment that they let me breathe again

You get the fuck off this thread. Write your own shit dont rip off 2pac you worthless shitlicker.


http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/2pac/heartzofmen.html

 

[Putther]

9-1-1 its a emergency cowards tried to murder me
From hood to the 'burbs, everyone of you niggas heard of me
Shit I'm legendary niggas scary and paralyzed
Nothing more I despise than a liar
cowards die
My mama told me When I was to see
Just a vicious mutha fucker while these devils left me free
I proceed to make them shiver
when I deliver
Criminal lyrics
from a world wide mob figure
Niggas is waiting for some thug shit, thats what they tell me
Switching up on you ordinary bitches
like a south paw you get let
And every breath I breathe untill the moment I'm deceased
Will be another moment ballin' as a 'G'
I rip the crowd, then I start again
Internally I live in sin
untill the moment that they let me breathe again

ok so you copying tupac and shit
your name is weezyfbaby the nigga cant spit
ur a mother fukin faggot who jacks lyrics and shit
i bet ur raps are talkin about how u a real og
nigga u must kno me u see me on da streets
when i rap i go bak n forth
left n right i blind u then wait till u clear ur eye sight
u kno who u fuckin wit?
a 13 yr old nigga u shud be ashamed ur getiin burned like fire
maybe someone will clear u out like a wild fire
i started spittin young
and im already the best
im so good none of yall can contest
this anit no contest
this a battle rap
i kill u n murder u like u died from doing crack
u anit never done crack u and never done weed
the only weeds u been through is when u planting my mommas seeds
so fuck u pussy ass bitch u anit tupac
u a mother fuckin busta tryin to do the crip walk

 

[3nx]

aight check me,

yall can't stop me im sorta like cancer,
call me A.I cuz you kno dat im the answer.
Im spinning like ur CD you boys can't read me, nah im sorta like ur t.v,
only see me never read me, yes sir im sorta like ur t.v.
hip hop need me, cuz im greezy, so greezy, im so nice but no im not weezy ( lilwayne).
The only time to see dough, is the I get money video, ya know.

another 1 :

I come around with this money but u rdy know i make beats,
you niggaz soft, so soft like bed sheets.
and imma come with this money i am so fly,
i wear so much blue niggaz say i look like the sky.
niggaz know my flow is sick when i get back
niggaz talking all this shit but they be smoking crack.

 

[tofurocks]

u_got_low_hp is a foo
I show him up its true
Even tho im a little whiteboy
Whose name is tofu

 

[possived]

tofurocks NOT he sukz im a show him up cause i spit out lyriks like a ak round so dont fuk around ya and where not fuking around yaa i dont care about eny one 10 13 or 21 i will push my knife thur enything dont try out mc me! u will be lengendry if u do i will bring my crew merc u standin

rap battles turnined into a mc

 

[Fate1]

Hi my name is Fate
All you guys sound like you need a date
To bad you guys cant get a mate
I suck at rap
You can tell its crap
K well I dont know what else to say
SOooo young weezzzyyyy babay!

Lol I have no clue what I wrote I was bored.