Rap Battles - Official Thread

[BetterDays]

The fuck is this shit, you call that rappin?
just some useless nonsense all you are is flappin
You can say a lot of curse words ain't that sweet
you ain't got shit man bow down at my feet
You wish for people to call you a king but this is not true.
you're just a nobody and I'm through with you.

----
ps where is unbanned?

I hope none of ya'll trying to get a record label
You could barley get a job at a low class restaurant trying to set the tables
Nigga who set your goals better yet who set your fables
You jealous of me uh oh another Kane and Able
But this time it's the opposite I'm the freestyle king
Ain't no one stopping it
Ya'll come on here and just start popping lips
Think you bad cause you claiming folk, slobs, or crips that's a negative
HIV is the only thing about you that's positive
You need to stop your lyrics cause they getting norrogitive
I'm similar to a puzzle piece and ain't nobody solving this
Gotta let you know that fake niggas is my only problem snitch...

 

[deadzone]

O hai der! I'm back now!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wonder where I went, but don't think lightly,
Here I'll put my words together, so you can read them nicely.
I ain't flappin' here, as my rhymes are fresh,
Can't see what I'm sayin', have your page refresh.
Yeah, I'm sure you can't believe your eyes,
For Unb4nn3d's returned, legacy again to arise.
You call me back here, that's your first mistake,
In return for that your mind is gonna ache.
Ache why? Oh, because you're unable to think,
As you flap those lips, can't even keep in sync.
Maybe through with them, but will never with me,
And when you respond, those rhymes'll be icy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

P.S. - Where is Deadzone? =|

Ah I see you finally came back to play
and damn your rhymes sure are gay
You're right though my head is achin
but only because you are still mistaken
you seem to still think your rhymes are fly
but when they come out they're all dry
my rhymes are always icy, cruel, and cold
While yours are just flaky, sad, and old.

I hope none of ya'll trying to get a record label
You could barley get a job at a low class restaurant trying to set the tables
Nigga who set your goals better yet who set your fables
You jealous of me uh oh another Kane and Able
But this time it's the opposite I'm the freestyle king
Ain't no one stopping it
Ya'll come on here and just start popping lips
Think you bad cause you claiming folk, slobs, or crips that's a negative
HIV is the only thing about you that's positive
You need to stop your lyrics cause they getting norrogitive
I'm similar to a puzzle piece and ain't nobody solving this
Gotta let you know that fake niggas is my only problem snitch...

Another Kane and Abel you got that right
You can't even spell how you planning to fight?
My rhymes are sharp and sleek
your rhymes are old and weak
free styling king? ha! free styling joke
your words are so big they're gonna make you choke
Ain't no one solving this you got that right.
your words are pathetic there seems to be no end in sight.
So quick come back when you learn how to rhyme
we ain't into any of this boring shit. it's just a waste of our time.

 

[BetterDays]

Another Kane and Abel you got that right
You can't even spell how you planning to fight?
My rhymes are sharp and sleek
your rhymes are old and weak
free styling king? ha! free styling joke
your words are so big they're gonna make you choke
Ain't no one solving this you got that right.
your words are pathetic there seems to be no end in sight.
So quick come back when you learn how to rhyme
we ain't into any of this boring shit. it's just a waste of our time.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself kid
Your verses are all bunk I'mma make you forbid
Your rhymes your lines are whack just speak outta your mind
Pull my nine all the time picture it going straight through your spine
A fucking nigga got mind controlled and the nigga is you
I'mma spit this illest shit and make you zone out of the blue
Quit saying shit and keep it real you stupid hardheaded little bitch
I wanna slap you around and flip you upside down and give it a little twist

 

[deadzone]

Check yourself before you wreck yourself kid
Your verses are all bunk I'mma make you forbid
Your rhymes your lines are whack just speak outta your mind
Pull my nine all the time picture it going straight through your spine
A fucking nigga got mind controlled and the nigga is you
I'mma spit this illest shit and make you zone out of the blue
Quit saying shit and keep it real you stupid hardheaded little bitch
I wanna slap you around and flip you upside down and give it a little twist

Ha!, even ice cube can't save you now
Maybe I should just take my bow
You're on your last leg pleading for the end
My words are like rocks you just can't defend
I speak my mind because it's part of my goal
and every word is straight from the soul
My spine is titanium it can't be broken
You're just cryin' because I'm outspoken
Mind control?, you're out of your head
In fact I think you're better off dead
your last line sounds real kinky
But I'm sorry you can't have my slinky

 

[TrIggA]

zombies... this is where your bars originate
like the undead shit thats tryina escape.
escape the mind open for debate
you cant even rap
you make me sick
a simple rhyme scheme will do you fucking prick.
do you want me to blow my load
- ill give u a day to crack the code
whilst me and ma hoes are down the road.
Get it wrong and the box'll explode

I prepare your verse for your burial
turn yourself off and pull down your aerial.
broadcasting pointless information
whilst im contrasting the situation

Cos I dont care what you need ta say
I hear screams eva/ree/day.
screams for help - screams from hell
I shut it off and try not to dwell.
I cause the tears - I rebel.
Im surrounded by legions of personnel.

I will stay the last post
cos my word is final
Im selling mix tape CDs
whilst you cant get off of vinyl
This is my arrival,
and you realise that you're
gripping for survival
An honest rating would be top
Im still innovating - so please dont flop
​

 

[BetterDays]

Y'all should HEAR THIS
Why so SERIOUS
WHY YOU SO DELIRIOUS?
Post me a comment saying YOU WOULD EAT THIS
Dick licker your NOWHERE NEAR THIS
No friends on your profile LIKE REAL LIFE YOUR PEERLESS
Talkin shyt on my battles then YOU RAN AWAY SO 'FAST AND FURIOUS!
'FULL' face paint betcha started out AS BI-CURIOUS
Commenting me how you thought you were FUNNY
Those who laugh at their own jokes ARE DUMMIES
'Click it' crash test before your casket gets HUGGED FROM MOMMY
You aint 'the joker' your 'tha' joke of LB your raps are BUMMY
Will rap for food' CUZ YOU GOTS NO MONEY
No job no hustle no clique I BETCHA FUKKIN CLUMSY
Two left feet AND ALL THUMBS
Tigh pitched voice SMOKING TOO MUCH CRUMBS
Audio battle white noise your VOTES WILL BE NONE
At least' on text YOU MIGHT GET SOME
Uour flow is weak YOUR NO 'BIG PUN'
Hope U logged on still n i hope you BROUGHT A GUN
Cuz i always BLAZEONE!

 

[TrIggA]

An honest rating would be top
Im still innovating - so please dont flop
​

Uour flow is weak YOUR NO 'BIG PUN'
Hope U logged on still n i hope you BROUGHT A GUN
Cuz i always BLAZEONE!

 

[Sire]

alright, all of you nubs are lame,
treating this thing like it's only a game.
truth is, it's only for the true competitors.
you're the prey, and i'm the fucking predator.
deadzone - BetterDays - trigga, who do you think you are?
in my whole lifetime, I've seen better by far.
you've guys got no beat, no rhymes, you can't fucking spit,
the only time you get applause is when you take a shit. (lol?)
so please stop, your shit is all fucking whack,
go back to lumbridge and kill some giant rats.



oh yeah. =)

 

[Epic God]

you say ur a predator but im not feelin ur sting,
when i cock mine back all ull here is da ring,
yuo say the only time you here aplause is when they take a shit
wtf kid give up and learn to spit,
and you say everyone on this thread is wack,
but i keep my rymes beetin like a heart attack,
im deadly, quick, and can spit like a champ,
the only thing ull be seeing is my fist stamp.


aha my first try, posssibly rate ^.^

 

[Sire]

you say ur a predator but im not feelin ur sting,
when i cock mine back all ull here is da ring,
yuo say the only time you here aplause is when they take a shit
wtf kid give up and learn to spit,
and you say everyone on this thread is wack,
but i keep my rymes beetin like a heart attack,
im deadly, quick, and can spit like a champ,
the only thing ull be seeing is my fist stamp.


aha my first try, posssibly rate ^.^

"shit and spit," that was my last rhyme,
stop stealing my shit, bitch take your time.
heart attack? i think you're having a stroke,
by the time your career ends, you'll be fucking broke.
wait a minute, you're not even going to get hired,
the moment they see you they know you'll be fired.
fucking reject, you'll end up on the streets,
left with no beats,
only a block of swish cheese.
the time has come, you're empty and poor,
nothing to do 'cept make your dick all sore.
this rap ripped you, i know, that's right,
the moment you stopped rapping - that was your highlight.

lol, yours was actaully fine.
i say random shit. S:

 

[TrIggA]

truth is, it's only for the true competitors.
you're the prey, and i'm the fucking predator.

very nice. (steals)

and you say everyone on this thread is wack,
but i keep my rymes beetin like a heart attack,

wow I wrote something brilliant and it disappeared. lol

 

[deadzone]

alright, all of you nubs are lame,
treating this thing like it's only a game.
truth is, it's only for the true competitors.
you're the prey, and i'm the fucking predator.
deadzone - BetterDays - trigga, who do you think you are?
in my whole lifetime, I've seen better by far.
you've guys got no beat, no rhymes, you can't fucking spit,
the only time you get applause is when you take a shit. (lol?)
so please stop, your shit is all fucking whack,
go back to lumbridge and kill some giant rats.



oh yeah. =)

are you kidding me? if you're going to call me out please don't add some runeshit within it.

 

[weiener]

"shit and spit," that was my last rhyme,
stop stealing my shit, bitch take your time.
heart attack? i think you're having a stroke,
by the time your career ends, you'll be fucking broke.
wait a minute, you're not even going to get hired,
the moment they see you they know you'll be fired.
fucking reject, you'll end up on the streets,
left with no beats,
only a block of swish cheese.
the time has come, you're empty and poor,
nothing to do 'cept make your dick all sore.
this rap ripped you, i know, that's right,
the moment you stopped rapping - that was your highlight.

Your rhymes are cold, Ill rap all over that shit
Your mom screamed like a baby, throwin a fit
I did her on the bed, i did her on the floor
that mutha fucka didnt leave my dick cold
would you excuse for another second i wanna keep it warm
damn look at yo mom with that doggy style form


hahahah
I prolly suck but oh well
yours was really good

 

[BetterDays]

Your rhymes are cold, Ill rap all over that shit
Your mom screamed like a baby, throwin a fit
I did her on the bed, i did her on the floor
that mutha fucka didnt leave my dick cold
would you excuse for another second i wanna keep it warm
damn look at yo mom with that doggy style form


hahahah
I prolly suck but oh well
yours was really good

Aye kid this goes out to you put in your motivation
A fucking jerk what's he doing looking forward concentration
A fucking idiot is what he is a fucking jerk with no salvation
A fucking punk a mothafucking pussy soon to be his destination
Feel my words as it swirls down to your brain
Memories of your mom screaming out loud insane
An immortal you feel from the feeling of sorrow brings down pain
Let the devil free you and follow on god's name

 

[Sire]

very nice. (steals)

OH NOES

Your rhymes are cold, Ill rap all over that shit
Your mom screamed like a baby, throwin a fit
I did her on the bed, i did her on the floor
that mutha fucka didnt leave my dick cold
would you excuse for another second i wanna keep it warm
damn look at yo mom with that doggy style form


hahahah
I prolly suck but oh well
yours was really good

talking about MY MOTHER? holy shit that's wrong
but to tell you the truth, i loved your mother's thong
she had a tight ass, oh was it fine,
and her fucking pussy, one of a fucking kind!
damn it felt so good, the feeling of her clit,
i went soft to hard the moment her vagina split
she took me fucking in, sucked my hard "wiener,"
the sound of our love was as loud as a vacuum cleaner
i have to admit, it wasn't all that much fun
i still remember her saying "this is way better than my son!"

reading this, you're probably beating off with your hand,
and please tell your mother: it was a one night fucking stand
i find it really nice to listen to my spit
it distracts other people from listening to your amateur shit


awe mang. Well, you weren't actually bad, lol. that was pretty good.

are you kidding me? if you're going to call me out please don't add some runeshit within it.

LOL. Well this site was originally based on Runscape cheating...I think
it's all for the lols.

 

[DJ Khaled]

Epic God, what the fuck, you can't even spell.
I bet your hair be held back with some gel.
Nigga, you say we'll see your fist stamp,
but you couldn't even be feathaweight champ.
You probably a motherfucking Jew.
Bitch guess what? Suu Wuu


[Don't take anything personal, just getting something out there]

you say ur a predator but im not feelin ur sting,
when i cock mine back all ull here is da ring,
yuo say the only time you here aplause is when they take a shit
wtf kid give up and learn to spit,
and you say everyone on this thread is wack,
but i keep my rymes beetin like a heart attack,
im deadly, quick, and can spit like a champ,
the only thing ull be seeing is my fist stamp.


aha my first try, posssibly rate ^.^

 

[DJ Khaled]

Damn nigga, she's bi?
Cuz I go there, all the time.
And we all know your a girl.
Pubic hair all in a fucking curl.
And she didn't take your fucking weiner.
Mine or yours, she said neither.
But when I slapped the hoe,
Woah!! Look at her fucking go!
Your as fat as a fucking cow!
So I'll let you go now.

OH NOES



talking about MY MOTHER? holy shit that's wrong
but to tell you the truth, i loved your mother's thong
she had a tight ass, oh was it fine,
and her fucking pussy, one of a fucking kind!
damn it felt so good, the feeling of her clit,
i went soft to hard the moment her vagina split
she took me fucking in, sucked my hard "wiener,"
the sound of our love was as loud as a vacuum cleaner
i have to admit, it wasn't all that much fun
i still remember her saying "this is way better than my son!"

reading this, you're probably beating off with your hand,
and please tell your mother: it was a one night fucking stand
i find it really nice to listen to my spit
it distracts other people from listening to your amateur shit

 

[Epic God]

ok khalid, iv been waiting for this moment to hit hard,
come make my mark and leav ya scared,
leave this place without a trace,
throw up my hands and you no why thell call u scare face,
you sittin here talking aout u love there momas thongz,
the truth is the only thong u where lovin was the one on ur fathers ding dong
you talk about amature shit,
first off all learn spit,

aha my secound go =)

 

[Sire]

Damn nigga, she's bi?
Cuz I go there, all the time.
And we all know your a girl.
Pubic hair all in a fucking curl.
And she didn't take your fucking weiner.
Mine or yours, she said neither.
But when I slapped the hoe,
Woah!! Look at her fucking go!
Your as fat as a fucking cow!
So I'll let you go now.

OH NOES



talking about MY MOTHER? holy shit that's wrong
but to tell you the truth, i loved your mother's thong
she had a tight ass, oh was it fine,
and her fucking pussy, one of a fucking kind!
damn it felt so good, the feeling of her clit,
i went soft to hard the moment her vagina split
she took me fucking in, sucked my hard "wiener,"
the sound of our love was as loud as a vacuum cleaner
i have to admit, it wasn't all that much fun
i still remember her saying "this is way better than my son!"

reading this, you're probably beating off with your hand,
and please tell your mother: it was a one night fucking stand
i find it really nice to listen to my spit
it distracts other people from listening to your amateur shit

HAH? Who is this, some DJ Khaled?
Looks to me it's a DJ that failed.
that rap was weak, a fucking disgrace,
anyone on here can take your rapping place.
and what's this shit? you have to learn how to quote,
your mother actaully learned quite well to deep throat.
but besides your mother, i fucked your sister too,
although her pussy, was a true 5 cent screw.

I'm sorry to say, you have no chance to prevail,
and once again, you are the DJ that failed.

 

[Robzombie179]

HAH? Who is this, some DJ Khaled?
Looks to me it's a DJ that failed.
that rap was weak, a fucking disgrace,
anyone on here can take your rapping place.
and what's this shit? you have to learn how to quote,
your mother actaully learned quite well to deep throat.
but besides your mother, i fucked your sister too,
although her pussy, was a true 5 cent screw.

I'm sorry to say, you have no chance to prevail,
and once again, you are the DJ that failed.

Hm I guess this shit ain't bad,
Wait til you hear me, I'm fuckin rad,
So you be Sire? Duke of what?
Duke of Dicks, and Sire Butt Fucks,
Put down the mic, cuz this is the end,
Go get a life, and don't spit again,
And why you hataz iz spittin saliva,
I'm a volcano, an I spit lava,
Magma flows, outta my vocals,
C'mon and diss me, Cuz I'm gonna choke youz,
As I said before, I'm wicked as fuck,
I got the dollars, and hustle quick bucks,
I be pimpin, on all you hoez,
But join with me, and I'll smoke you out though,
Wicked legit and blazed as fuck,
If you don't wanna die, then you betta duck,
I got an ounce, of white widow,
Come wit me, a joint we shall roll,
When this shit, hits you like a tank,
You'll ask me, "Can I get more dank?",
I'll say, "Fuck yeah! Jus Bring on da cash!"
And you'll get the money, hella fuckin fast,
I'll make bank, off your addiction,
And since I own you, you'll want on my dick son,
But I ain't gay, soz you can fuck off,
But now it's your mic, so don't choke and cough.