Rap Battles - Official Thread

mr sniper, what kind of name is that?
being high can't be the sole cause of rhymes that whack
don't tempt you? I'll even give you a free shot
once you miss I'll kill you and take all your pot
no fame? who the fuck are you?
we joined at the same tiem and I have more vouches by two
all you whack whack rappers quit acting like bitches
wont even need a gun, my rhymes will leave you swimming with the fishes.

Next victim?

 

Your lyrics are modest, yous a fucking rookie
What'd you smoke when you wrote this, pot or pookie?
Homey you can't beat me, you ain't even gotta try to read this
Your fucking freestyle's whack and preachless
Why don't you be bitchless, cause you talk nonsense on your lines
And if you bring this shit out on the mic, you can't even make nickles or dimes
Put your lines with sicker rhymes, and don't try to write back
Cause you gotta understand that, people are gonna think you were on some hardcore crack

 

Do or die - Die or do ?
I've had 'better days' and they definately weren't with you..
I'm not gonna tell you how bad your freestyle is,
The last thing you need is me taking the piss !
You talk about nonsense but look at yourself,
Talkin about bitches, crack, that's gonna affect your health !
I want you to understand that you're not good,
Your mother thinks so too, she'll push your face in the mud !
Believe me, times have changed, and all this will end soon,
The only time you ever got fame was from playin Monopoly Tycoon !
Sure you're from USA and I'm from the UK,
But at least all my brothers ain't goin around smokin the hay !
This is your time to shine right now,
So get your mic out and act like me... Pow pow pow ^_^

 

Homey...now read this carefully
You flow like a bitch and show immaturity
How you gonna live life, go look at your imagery
You talkin all this nonsense and you from UK what are you scared of me?
This is how I represent I rock the mic 110 percent
It's intimate, I keeps the party moving like a imigrant
"BetterDays", superstar its no coincidence
Every verse is intricate, this ain't a circus in a tent
We don't get down like them clowns and the kids
I'm use to being indegent, does anyone even know who blink2k5 is?
I wanna fortune, I wanna make music and hit the lottery
Fortunately my freestyle is never watery
That's how its gotta be, as far as I can see
Maybe you should grab a telescope to see my view its like astronomy

Me: Aye homey, don't try freestylin back on this...you can't get as real as this...you from UK with the whackass rhymes and if you gonna try freestylin back use some creative words otherwise just keep your mouth shut. So please...you already got dissed and embarrassed so just leave and go cry to your parents.

 

Better Days--

You're Rhymes are light,
mine are tight, To bad you just gave up the will to fight.
I fuck you up just out of spite,
Bitch I fly you like a kite
I don't even think you have the right to rap
that's Why I pop you off like a cap.
Oh snap, did someone just come at you,
My words are more than a few, you don't even have a fuckin' que,
don't try to come back; I leave you marred,
My flame breath leaves you charred
I'm like a fuckin' charizard
You know I'm gonna keep playin you like cards,
my words are like darts sharp and swift,
they always hit the mark,
bulls eye; Nice try even though you'll be lookin' at the sky, seein stars
I'm on another planet, try Mars.

--I Try So Hard

 

Damn kid... another fucking jerk in sythe site
You spit some kid shit, can't even rhyme right
Same jerks saying the same lines with the same rhymes, go through some puberty
I said it clearly, I said don't battle me if you can't use hard vocabulary
WSup with you punk? You like getting embarrassed? You like getting dissed?
You like being called a fucking failure in front of little kids?
You talk about charizard... I mean how much gayer can you get?
Stuck in the pokemon world, jerking off like a fucking faggot
You needa get socked up son, freestylin ain't for little pussies
Don't try acting hard on your lines homey, don't try to push me
Cause I'll smack your head and smash it like a fucking cushion
Go walk up to your dad and push him
For raising you wrong and making yourself a fool, and I'm serious
DON'T come posting another line down, you fucking IDIOT!
You did "Try So Hard"
AHAHA! Grow up mothafucker... I'm talkin about outta that Pokemon bar.

LMAO

 

My vocabulary is Scary,
It will leave you Screamin' like Bloody Mary,
Go ahead, I heard you married Garry,
You're talking shit about my Pokemon,
but we all really know you can name all of em,
my Rhymes are the equivalent of gems,
I leave you drowning in the River Thames,

You're calling me a jerk?
my jump shot's nasty like dirks,
your dick perks, whenever A guy walks by
And yes I do try so hard,
It's in my Genes,
What's in yours?
pussy, that's your style.
that's why you still rockin' argile.

Are you really trying to say I can't rhyme?
I know you're sittin' the pine,
You get giddy when you come up with a good line,
but the truth is your just a little kiddy.
never seen a titty,
You rap like a little kitty,
it's a Mother Fuckin' shame,
and I'ma kick you out the fuckin game
I'm not even fuckin' tame so quit actin so lame.

 

I don't feel like I need to freestyle back at this...
Like I said don't freestyle back if you can't get as real as shit
You still busting some kid shit, I already grew up on that
Seriously how old are you man... You immature in your lines you don't know what you're saying do you? You smoked crack?
Look at your lines... you bustin titty, kitty, shame, game
You're a fucking loser and a failure in life with a gay name
Go look up the dictionary with extreme vocabulary words if you gonna try battlin me
I'm sick and tired of wasting my time tryna battle a geek

P.S:
"Are you really trying to say I can't rhyme?
I know you're sittin' the pine"
- I mean what do you mean by that, no shit you can't rhyme. You wasting my precious time. You a fucking loser in life man... Common now still talking about pokemons... IF you were in my block with those whackass lines.. YOu get smacked the fuck up and slapped the fuck up

"but the truth is your just a little kiddy.
never seen a titty,
You rap like a little kitty,"
- I mean common now... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I NEVER SEEN A TITTY? LOOOL! You probably seen pokemon titties cmmn now I get more pussy and titty you can ever dream of. Welcome to the real world little geek. And you saying I rap like a kitty? LOOOOOOOL. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU EMBARASS YOURSELF. Read over your lines and see who really sounded like a little bitchass punked up kitty. NIGGA FEEL ME PUNK!

 

Too bad none of your shit rhymes,
It makes no sense,
You think I'ma get tense off your whack ass verb tense?
Don't think so bitch
and after you read this I know you're going to snitch,
Try and find a nich, It sure as hell ain't rhymin
you need better timin,
you're about to come at a master,
you better call your pastor,
confessin ain't easy,
confess to the fact that your rhymes are cheesy,
Me embarass myself?
Your the one who gets your rhymes off the shelf.
get some new words out the dictionary,
you're gonna need em,
I laugh because your trying to come at me hard
It's all a front, and you know I stunt
You're a little cunt

Oh By the Way, I heard your signature was taller than you are,
check your height
and even if you were tall your rhymes are fuckin trite.
I'm out go and get a fucking night light.

 

im scared of this big thread i might even go to bed
yeah i live in 8mile where everyone gets high
im just a kid with an orgasm jk an erection to prefection

 

Another fucking wack piece of SHIT! I don't need to write back on this, your lines get gayer and gayer LMAO

 

Hmm, I guess I win then; btw no hard feelings,

 

Where is Better Days, I think he may be Gay,
Maybe he'll show up in May,
Probably not,
Still Wipin' the snot from his nose,
Because my prose beat down all foes,
My words make you feel something tingly in your toes
you been eatin' the snow,
I been pissin in it.
got you pissed off
my rhymes are nothing to scoff at
pull out your gat make sometnin happen,
and I'll be clappin; I know you ain't real,
Gonna eat you up like a meal,
This shit ain't surreal, you're going to start to feel.
kneel in front of me, cus you ain't up to me,
make another post;
Make another toast
move to the coast, because you ain't got shit to boast,
You're worst than most, you don't even come close.

Someone else come at me,
I want a challenge,
spit your illest shit,
but in the end I'ma come out on top,
wipe you up like a mop,
try one time, two times, three times,
you ain't got no lines so just stop after four,
don't come back for more,
Battling me is like a chore,
I'm hard down to the core

[Come on]...

 

i try, you got some pretty sick spits
im bettin you a cracker like ritz
haha me too but that dont mean shit
ill be quick to cock back and split a nigguhs whick
i got good luck im gonna bet my whole grip
that when it comes down to the nitty grit
ima come up on a bigger lick
and i hustle harder than any mutha fucker
i come up on big hits real quick
it comes natural kinda like when im fuckin ur bitch
you a tag along like ur just on my hitch
and even tho i may be rich
i still live like when i was in a ditch
ill merk u twerk u pistol whip u and hurt u
when we face to face ill make u cringe
squeek like a fuckin door hinge

 

Bitch thinks he's crazy bringing all the scientology shit
You ain't nothing but your mommas vibrating kit
I bet you he ain't even know what it means
He still a fucking kid growing up in the innocent streets
I don't give a fuck where he stay's at but the way he acts tells me he a punk
Real shit a fucking brown mothafucking junk
He smell worse than a fucking skunk
I bet you he can't get no pussy looking a fucking monk
I can end it really simple and easy
But this kid teases me, breeze me, he can't beat me

 

BetterDays, you talk as if your some Gangsta.
The only Gangsta you ever met shot you in the chest.
You lay there bleedin, saying help me lord.
But what we do God can't stop.
We worked hard
And got our way to the top.
Yet people like you are a waste of time.
So I wont dirty my hands with you
I'll get some boys to do it.
And I'll send the gravedigger bill to your parents.
I can't help but ask how old you are.
You use words like skunk and monk.
Who the fuck do you think you are
When I find you I'm gonna shoot and shoot to kill.
But never mind what I say.
Coz if you do you wont sleep the next day.
Tossin and turnin
Thinking wow it hot in here.
Well I did shoot the gun right before I put it in your ear
Now I'm the one you fear
Do I see a tear?
Harden the fuck up bitch
I don't wanna see you anywhere near here again.
Or I promise Ill Pull the trigger and you'll be DEAD.

 

Pull the trigger on me? Shit You'll be making history
I don't die, i kill with pride niggas tryn to steal my thrive
I don't fear you fear me im fucking g as shit and live life free
All you rap about is guns, i bet you dont even own one.
You think you all tough and you spit shit around but all we know is you checkin around on google lookin for raps, you make no money i make my cash all from fuckin rappin you don't even know take me on i fucking bust ya window. Dont respond cause ya' know you'll loose, i keep spittin game and buy some shoes with the money i win don't even try i'll take in a min. fucking bitch ass nigga you think you good? motha fucka, try the hood.


If any is inapropro, tell me

 

You admit you're a cracka,
and yet you use the "N" word,
You only have the guts to do it on the internet
now shut the fuck up before I make you my pet,
watch your step,
my words make you feel like you got streph--throat
got you in my scope,
got you thinkin' bout hope,
Too bad there ain't none,
your going to need a gun after I'm done
shut up you piece of scum,

Didn't I say I wanted a challenge?
you need to come bertter than that,
otherwise your gonna feel the back end of a gat.

 

Haha, look at you acting all tough and shit, shit nigga, i say nigga and get my dick bent, i say it in real life, i get all the girls. and take them for a swirl, i rap like a bitch and fuck like a bitch when you see me irl then you better back up bitch. i cuss alot who gives a fuck here goes another person talkin' bout guns i dont talk bout that shit cause its wack, just like when you make your mom quack. i'll go all day and smoke that kush. who gives a fuck when i smoke my weed i love that shit and weed is history. who made it? who even knows all i know is its not in my nose, like that crack cocaine. all the stuff you do is fuckin' lame. so back up ill beat cha' ass. motha fucka' you bitch ass nigguh, i bet you a truckah irl, drive everywhere got no life. all you do is beat your strife. That shit is 2 inches big you got a small ass chode, come at me with that shit? im going g mode. youll run out of raps one day and then ill be on top, i'll go whenever you want to and never loose dont say i suck because we all know you loose, and you want a challenge? i got a challenge.. beat my rappage. how bout you go longer than 14 lines and go ape shit i'd like to see you try all you do is fucking stare at the sky you fucking retarded? i just red barred him. i'm talking about runescape who cares? all i know is i dont sleep with a bear.

GL.

 

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy

I just won.