Rap Battles - Official Thread

[double d]

cauz u rap u think ill lagger ,
ill be singing i ve got the moves lyk jagger

 

[Shin]

cauz u rap u think ill lagger ,
ill be singing i ve got the moves lyk jagger

Listen- I'ma lay it down Double D.
Where you get that name from, Ed, Edd, n Eddy?
You think you got the moves, but you ain't no Jay-Z,
Lil Wayne, Eminem, The Notorious B.I.G.
"How to Love", "Sky's the Limit", "I Need a Doctor",
You'll never make a rap like these, one that you'll inspire.
There- Hope I helped you out, here I'll show my swagger.
And remember one thing: I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER.

 

[Magic Arrow]

Listen- I'ma lay it down Double D.
Where you get that name from, Ed, Edd, n Eddy?
You think you got the moves, but you ain't no Jay-Z,
Lil Wayne, Eminem, The Notorious B.I.G.
"How to Love", "Sky's the Limit", "I Need a Doctor",
You'll never make a rap like these, one that you'll inspire.
There- Hope I helped you out, here I'll show my swagger.
And remember one thing: I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER.

They can try to expel the king, but it's always his throne
And now that I'm back, Ima drop the baddest bitch this thread has ever known
I remember the days when you were just the forum rat
Coz you was having Finn's dick like it was the morning snack
And bitch please, swagger is something that you will never have
The only moves you do is when you slappin yo' dick with your hand
And I'm a finish up, like I'm cummin on your face
If you're lookin for a dick to suck, bitch this aint the place

 

[djundead]

Listen- I'ma lay it down Double D.
Where you get that name from, Ed, Edd, n Eddy?
You think you got the moves, but you ain't no Jay-Z,
Lil Wayne, Eminem, The Notorious B.I.G.
"How to Love", "Sky's the Limit", "I Need a Doctor",
You'll never make a rap like these, one that you'll inspire.
There- Hope I helped you out, here I'll show my swagger.
And remember one thing: I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER.

not bad.

 

[Shin]

They can try to expel the king, but it's always his throne
And now that I'm back, Ima drop the baddest bitch this thread has ever known
I remember the days when you were just the forum rat
Coz you was having Finn's dick like it was the morning snack
And bitch please, swagger is something that you will never have
The only moves you do is when you slappin yo' dick with your hand
And I'm a finish up, like I'm cummin on your face
If you're lookin for a dick to suck, bitch this aint the place

Who the fucks King? Your spit had no flow,
Think you're bad? "Yeah, man! I'm Magic Arrow!"
I'm no rat, bitch; I'm a Legend in Rap Battle,
Bro, quit layin your shit; Yeah, I'll let you know.
Keep talkin about dicks, I've got somethin for ya.
Shove it down, gulp, gulp, shit- Don't ya choke now.
You're done, look up, time for you to pullout.
"Merry Christmas, bitch!", don't get hit on the way out.

 

[Magic Arrow]

Who the fucks King? Your spit had no flow,
Think you're bad? "Yeah, man! I'm Magic Arrow!"
I'm no rat, bitch; I'm a Legend in Rap Battle,
Bro, quit layin your shit; Yeah, I'll let you know.
Keep talkin about dicks, I've got somethin for ya.
Shove it down, gulp, gulp, shit- Don't ya choke now.
You're done, look up, time for you to pullout.
"Merry Christmas, bitch!", don't get hit on the way out.

So sick of your rhymes since they have no basis
But could I expect more from a bitch with two-faces?
See I'm attacking your past, and your just throwing blank lines
My rhymes aint for the faint heart, and definitely not for the small mind
So if you plan on coming back here with another reply like that
Get some facts so that maybe, I actually feel like I'm bein attacked
And I'm a sum it up, you aint nothing but the forum trash
It's simple enough, if you don't got skill don't even try to rap

 

[FusionxViRaL]

So sick of your rhymes since they have no basis
But could I expect more from a bitch with two-faces?
See I'm attacking your past, and your just throwing blank lines
My rhymes aint for the faint heart, and definitely not for the small mind
So if you plan on coming back here with another reply like that
Get some facts so that maybe, I actually feel like I'm bein attacked
And I'm a sum it up, you aint nothing but the forum trash
It's simple enough, if you don't got skill don't even try to rap

Listen im so sick of ya rhymes you wack
if you spit one more rhyme ima put my penis up your ass crack
kid you aint funny pulling pranks and hoping around like the Easter bunny!
bitch im done with you, you aint shit, matter of fact i should trow yo dumb-ass in a ditch.

 

[Qns]

omg cronos you are nasty as fuck

that's what i'm saying, yo

 

[IndianaHey]

Listen im so sick of ya rhymes you wack
if you spit one more rhyme ima put my penis up your ass crack
kid you aint funny pulling pranks and hoping around like the Easter bunny!
bitch im done with you, you aint shit, matter of fact i should trow yo dumb-ass in a ditch.

aight, check it
indianahey up in this bitch
if you get a look at me make sure you don't stitch
those wounds, that i inflicted upon you
I'll stick my dick so far up your ass you'll bleed blue
but I bleed red, that's what i reppin
i got a glock, AK, SMG, go check it
when i roll up in your hood your girl be like wow
but i got so many bitches with me i tell her "not now"
well there you have it, you just got served
you's a punkass, bitchass fakeass nerd
you talk about throwing bitches in holes
hey faggot, what's with that big ass mole?
you ain't in a clique, you just a fakeass nigga
bitch when i diss you, my dick gets bigga
trigga






Haven't done this in a while

 

[Robzombie179]

aight, check it
indianahey up in this bitch
if you get a look at me make sure you don't stitch
those wounds, that i inflicted upon you
I'll stick my dick so far up your ass you'll bleed blue
but I bleed red, that's what i reppin
i got a glock, AK, SMG, go check it
when i roll up in your hood your girl be like wow
but i got so many bitches with me i tell her "not now"
well there you have it, you just got served
you's a punkass, bitchass fakeass nerd
you talk about throwing bitches in holes
hey faggot, what's with that big ass mole?
you ain't in a clique, you just a fakeass nigga
bitch when i diss you, my dick gets bigga
trigga

sorry yall, been in an out of lock up. time to throw some real lyrics back into these threads. startin my youtube vids. check em. personal/deep shit in my lyrics. aint bout idolizing sex, bitches, drugs or money. my shits bout life. if ya wanna hate on me, plz do. your jus feedin my fire.... my fuel to my motivation. and besides. nobody could hate me more than myself. bitch boys keep bitchin. Taylor Red's clock, keeps tickin.

anyways.....


you say you reppin red, but i bet ya dont know nothing,

my name is Taylor "RED", so bitch boy quit bluffin,

Yo fool, what you checkin?, go an look upon your self.

Talkin fancy shit, like yer ass is made of wealth.

Talkin high an mighty - yer the biggest nerd in class.

i dont talk "l33t 5h17", i just cut my victims fast.

I dont give a fuck, what my haters have to say.

yer a lonely fuckin nerd, an yer taste in porn is-gay.

aint no one snitchin, 'cause ya gotta butta knife.

If i take to long to think, than it's face 25 to life,

I'm sorry if your hurtin foo, ive been there too,

with a stolen silverado, and a loaded .22,

about to pull the trigger, thinkin "lord, why not?",

its because i got skill, soo boy what YOU got?


WORD.

 

[Robzombie179]

Listen- I'ma lay it down Double D.
Where you get that name from, Ed, Edd, n Eddy?
You think you got the moves, but you ain't no Jay-Z,
Lil Wayne, Eminem, The Notorious B.I.G.
"How to Love", "Sky's the Limit", "I Need a Doctor",
You'll never make a rap like these, one that you'll inspire.
There- Hope I helped you out, here I'll show my swagger.
And remember one thing: I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER.

your still here....? :/ time to fix that.... real quick.

You pain me with your lyrics yet you know of B.I.G.?

Well i got news for you, I'm Notorious R-E-D,

This is a mutha fuckin battle, this aint no damn cartoon,

So step up off the stage, it jus ran outta room,

The only reason that you've lasted, is cuz yer a NEW BOY,

one you get old, yer jus another used toy,

broken, beat down, left for ruin,

Like a strung out hooker, left for screwin,

May God strike me dead, the day you get some audio,

But thats never gonna happen- I'm Mission IMPOSSIBLE.




PEACE! ,.!.. ( ^ . ^ ) ,V..

 

[Alteranz]

your still here....? :/ time to fix that.... real quick.

You pain me with your lyrics yet you know of B.I.G.?

Well i got news for you, I'm Notorious R-E-D,

This is a mutha fuckin battle, this aint no damn cartoon,

So step up off the stage, it jus ran outta room,

The only reason that you've lasted, is cuz yer a NEW BOY,

one you get old, yer jus another used toy,

broken, beat down, left for ruin,

Like a strung out hooker, left for screwin,

May God strike me dead, the day you get some audio,

But thats never gonna happen- I'm Mission IMPOSSIBLE.




PEACE! ,.!.. ( ^ . ^ ) ,V..

Excuse me Sir, but you try to return with a vengeance,
though you just coming back here screws with the second amendment,
you see the constitution allows people to hold on to a firearm,
though in your absence I forgot how much I would like to bring you harm,
So many limits though, they put me in a bit of a sitch,
though in seventeen ninety they'd think Rob was a bitch,
They say protect yourself only, and there is no exception,
but for Rob Zombie it's fine, I had a yarn with G. Washington.

Noone knows who you are, your but a fly on the wall to me,
and just seeing you grovel just makes me lose faith in humanity,
As I continue to read your posts, ooh sugar it's tempting,
Get rid of you, bang, and make way for the true king...
...take it from under my bed, the law states it's my right,
don't wanna see your face anymore, click...
bunom diem, goodnight.

 

[Robzombie179]

Excuse me Sir, but you try to return with a vengeance,
though you just coming back here screws with the second amendment,
you see the constitution allows people to hold on to a firearm,
though in your absence I forgot how much I would like to bring you harm,
So many limits though, they put me in a bit of a sitch,
though in seventeen ninety they'd think Rob was a bitch,
They say protect yourself only, and there is no exception,
but for Rob Zombie it's fine, I had a yarn with G. Washington.

Noone knows who you are, your but a fly on the wall to me,
and just seeing you grovel just makes me lose faith in humanity,
As I continue to read your posts, ooh sugar it's tempting,
Get rid of you, bang, and make way for the true king...
...take it from under my bed, the law states it's my right,
don't wanna see your face anymore, click...
bunom diem, goodnight.

Nice try.... EDIT: ADDED VID.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH4WjkLav0k


What second amendment? I'm the second resurrection,

Thats blasphemy you speak- I'm God- I thought I mentioned?

I have a way with words, some say that I'm a 'player',

I jus tell 'em, "Naw girl, my name is simply- Taylor",

Screw the human race, I chill with the hosts on high,

Try to reach my level, try to see me eye to eye,

Jus try to be real, and to be what your 'about',

I'm tellin you the truth, you don't have to hear me out,

I jus do this as I go, so at least give me some credit,

Your a slave to God- Next to Mod it says "Angelic",

So before you see my wrath, A word of wisdom I will send you,

You better give up, before your master condemns you.

WURD.

 

[Robzombie179]

Who the fucks King? Your spit had no flow,
Think you're bad? "Yeah, man! I'm Magic Arrow!"
I'm no rat, bitch; I'm a Legend in Rap Battle,
Bro, quit layin your shit; Yeah, I'll let you know.
Keep talkin about dicks, I've got somethin for ya.
Shove it down, gulp, gulp, shit- Don't ya choke now.
You're done, look up, time for you to pullout.
"Merry Christmas, bitch!", don't get hit on the way out.

You're a legend by age, but not by competition,
They instigated nothing, but a suicidal mission,
You're whack, and lame, jus like my wang when its limp,
You wanna meet Benji?, Than don't ask for a new pimp,
You're Unb4nn3d, you suck dick- WELL, NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE,
You get outta trouble quick, when the cop pulls down his pants,
I get 90 days, you get done in 90 seconds,
Your only skill is nothing, your dollar is worth 2 cents,
You say quit talkin "dick talk", than you talk about your wiener,
You keep claimin' that your ruthless, but my baby mamas meaner,
Christmas was 2 months ago, you punk ass hypocrite,
You wanna talk 'bout real cock, ask yer lady 'bout MY dick.

WURD.

 

[Robzombie179]

They can try to expel the king, but it's always his throne
And now that I'm back, Ima drop the baddest bitch this thread has ever known
I remember the days when you were just the forum rat
Coz you was having Finn's dick like it was the morning snack
And bitch please, swagger is something that you will never have
The only moves you do is when you slappin yo' dick with your hand
And I'm a finish up, like I'm cummin on your face
If you're lookin for a dick to suck, bitch this aint the place

Calm down killer, or you jus might hurt yourself,
Swagger is for faggots, who's lack of talent gives them wealth,
Like the Soulja, and New Boyz who never earned their riches,
Popularity from short fads-, the only thing that bring you bitches,
I'm a soulless ginger, but it ain't why my names Red,
I don't hate a single person, yet the world wants me dead,
I got so much potential, that this whole earth could worship me,
I would pay for competition, but I'll serve your ass for FREE.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

 

[Robzombie179]

Listen im so sick of ya rhymes you wack
if you spit one more rhyme ima put my penis up your ass crack
kid you aint funny pulling pranks and hoping around like the Easter bunny!
bitch im done with you, you aint shit, matter of fact i should trow yo dumb-ass in a ditch.

His rhymes are whack, but at least he knows how to rhyme,

I'm destroying everybody, so why not do it one more time?,

I'm heartless, soulless, I'm a ruthless motha fucka,

I saw your lady last night, and for once she didn't duck ya,

She said you got yer paycheck, and she had to pay me back,

I told her "It's okay girl, jus don't forget to share that rack.",

She said "Don't worry Mr. Red, this ass is all yours,

You know that I'm a clean version, of your heroine whores."

WURD.
I'm tired so it kinda sucks, but it works so IDGAF.
P.S. Tell yer lady I said "Hi."

 

[Magic Arrow]

Calm down killer, or you jus might hurt yourself,
Swagger is for faggots, who's lack of talent gives them wealth,
Like the Soulja, and New Boyz who never earned their riches,
Popularity from short fads-, the only thing that bring you bitches,
I'm a soulless ginger, but it ain't why my names Red,
I don't hate a single person, yet the world wants me dead,
I got so much potential, that this whole earth could worship me,
I would pay for competition, but I'll serve your ass for FREE.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

I'm the legend of this rap battles, there's nobody I'm sparin
Fuck with me, and I'll leave your body redder than your hair is
You've got absolutely no skill, and nobody cares that you exist
Which means nobody wants you dead, but if you insist
I'll murder you right here, decapitate your right arm and wipe my ass with it
Tear off your other arm and spank ya with it,
Now I just gave a new definition to the term ass whippin
Cut your dick off, stick in your mouth and fill your throat with semen
So that way you can give dickless bitch a whole new meanin
And please, you aint got potential, you should just quit now
Coz take it from me, nobody respect the shit you spit out

/Killed

 

[xean2x]

Sup ?! , who wants to battle me ??

 

[Robzombie179]

I'm the legend of this rap battles, there's nobody I'm sparin
Fuck with me, and I'll leave your body redder than your hair is
You've got absolutely no skill, and nobody cares that you exist
Which means nobody wants you dead, but if you insist
I'll murder you right here, decapitate your right arm and wipe my ass with it
Tear off your other arm and spank ya with it,
Now I just gave a new definition to the term ass whippin
Cut your dick off, stick in your mouth and fill your throat with semen
So that way you can give dickless bitch a whole new meanin
And please, you aint got potential, you should just quit now
Coz take it from me, nobody respect the shit you spit out

/*SUICIDE*

You have no respect, because you have no life,
I'll cut yo ass quicker, than the worlds sharpest knife,
I'll gut you so quick, you'll be empty before your dead,
And then I'll stab your eye out, and skull fuck yo head,
Some might say I'm crazy, it appears I am insane,
So it wouldn't be a problem, jus to rid you of your brain,
You talk alot of quitting, is this something you have mastered?
If its not than you surprise me, cause your flow is a disaster,
My name is Taylor Red, for all the blood that I have spilt,
Some call me a hustla, for all the drugs that I have dealt,
But as for you and your ass, ya'll best be sayin your goodbyes,
Quittin talkin all your bullshit, and quit tellin all those lies.

/WURD YO

 

[Robzombie179]

Sup ?! , who wants to battle me ??

I would love to. But I'm a gentleman so you start. Ladies first.