Rap Battles - Official Thread

just reading through the last couple pages i have seen many lines stolen from various underground / upcoming rappers.

 

Alright I'll admit, that was pretty sick

 

^ thanks bro

Yup they do but no one can say dat shit about me i dont steal ppl shit i make my own

 

thats straight man, thats talent if you ask me.

i read ALOT of old meek millz lyrics on here (Way before MMG), and if you dont live near philly, youtube that man, meek millz is doin his shit

 

yea i listen to all those philly underground rappers like NH, kaboom , reed dollaz and all of dem. and thanks for supportin me my nigga respect

 

yeah i live right outside phill and i grew up with all of them.. glad im not the only one

edit: keep it goin i wanna hear more

 

@Kingbillaz

ur so stupid ur just a stupid fucking gay guy
u like having gay sex y u so queer y u aint straight guy?
man u probs suck so many cocks wow thats gay ur so nasty
u so gay u love men lol man thats sick and lastly;
ur gay
ur so gay
i kill u with my gun
bam
dead gay guy is dead

 

looool you should shoot yourself after coming up with a shit verse like that lool if i was kingbillaz i wouldent even respond to that seriously your shit n billaz is actually pretty sick i cant lie

 

I've been confronted by two illiterates over a fantasy game messageboard
sixteen year old spoiled brats behind a monitor spilling raps simultaneously yelling 'for the hoarde' - who are you kidding? Mindless fucking suburban kid, can't sway with proper grammer because hes too busy with that highest bid
Whos going to get that partyhat
ass sunk into your computer chair, petting your grandmothers cat
You put up some pseudo-gangster facade that only further suggests that you're a fraud don't stroke your ego any longer but rather come to terms- think and ponder

You're some angsty teenager looking for validation
spewing out non-sense with a pompous smirk- im after your eradication, vacation, indefinitely- thats what you need, from this whole rap business you falsely think you lead
Please
Homophobic tyrades and cliche lines about your 'gat'?
If you were ever caught with a homies gun you'd be the fucking rat
Im here to stop this charade, that of which is your hate parade- because all your generic rhymes do is segregate and more and more stereotypes perpetuate
Black guy on the internet- vocabulary limited to "faggot//nigger- and gun"
You call yourself your fathers son? You're not the one- you best be on the fucking run
Irrelevant lines, disrespectful - so disinclined
from any substance
your whole game is pre-tense
While here i am looking out for the subjected ones defense
So go ahead, spout your filth- attract these internet neanderthals to worship you, but in reality remember you aint got no fucking crew

And that is why YOU, are rapping on the fucking internet.

 

comin at da king dats bad news u dont want an obituary,
big words so we know u got ya whole verse from the dictionary,
listen clearly wen i spit i spit ether,
dats wut u call rap? u sound lyk a school teacher,
pick up a heater n stop tryna teach lessons,
cuz ull get taught a lesson when my trigga finga pressin,
hit ya middle section bang it wit agression,
moral of this lesson is YOU DEAD no need for any questions,
i aint tryna test him he already failed,
u cant spit n i got more bars then convicts wit no bail,
u so frail u probly snitch wen dat gun spray,
N all ya rhymes weak lyk monday to sunday,
dont say my name ever on any day,
or da semi spray n leave ya eyes on ya mouth for u to watch wat u say,
i dont play im too big n u miniture,
After dis battle ill put R.I.P CRONOS in my signature,

Im done with you your finished. killed u in 16 bars dont ever talk to me again bro and i really am going to put R.I.P CRONOS in my sig for real u rookie

 

Your vulnerability is quite obvious, you aint shining with no confidence
another cliche display about your figurative bullet spray - how monotonous
You have nothing, desperate and debilitated
like beating a dead horse with a stick ill pummel you without being x-rated
Whats this about words from a dictionary? Yes genius, do you think words come from a magic fairy?
Of course thats what your mama taught you, years spent in home-school
couldn't hack the real world, so you've made up your own rules
sixteen hours on the internet, playing runescape in the basement
rapping about guns you don't own to establish some sort of placement
well a place you get, for your notoriety
another dime a dozen rapper succumbing to his own boring propriety
You think im done because my name is in your signature?
Im just getting started so you best set yourself a perimeter.

 

omg cronos you are nasty as fuck

 

cronos i dont think u got the message from the last round,
u still tryna sound lyk a teacher when u really da class clown,
i hold da crown n i aint eva gon lose,
ill let shots cruise, so i dont mean da website when the docs givin youtubes,
fuck u u dont wanna feel my wrath,
ya verse 100% lies u couldent spit dat to a polygraph,
i spit facts like how ur on sythe 12hours a day n night,
So if i didnt kill you last round its becuz u already have no life,

dats 8 bars nigga i made dat shit in about 2minutes ya false shit aint worth my time u culdent spit dat to a polygraph nigga i dont even play runescape but i bet ur 8 year old ass does n gtfo off sythe for atleast 5min ur on here 24/7 my nigga no life nigga. and for u snatchmasta u just suck im not responding to you lmao "owned u so hard" only nerds talk lyk dat

 

hahahahhahah mug you're trash. OMG DIS IS HOW I ACTULLI TALK. Jus kiddn lmao im fukin kinda ur stupid n shit so fuckoff u suck lyk a hoe blowjobs no life. im just above u on everything ur 4 years old gimme dat fuckin sippy cup.

I find it hilarious that you criticize my attempts at humor through facetious posting mannerisms, while you yourself type in an almost illegible quasi-illiterate jumble.


I came on this thread, looking for a kid to battle
but all I see is a fuck faggot who always tattled
in 3rd grade, some kid slipped this bitch a stink bomb
his first reaction was to burst into tears and cry "MOOOOOM"
flash forward, junior high shit
faggot was trying to fight, telling cats he could spit
my cholo juan, didn't like this soft-ass rook(ie)
and so he went after him, gave him the 'ol right hook
Ol' kingbillaz the rap-master, knocked out in one shot
drooling and bloody, pissed himself in a parkinglot
Whack ass bitch pressed charges, fucking litigate
ever since than he's been locked in his room, only masterbate
Sometimes when he wanks it he crys
than drowns his sorrows in 5 servings of french fries
So don't go posing saying RIP
cause i'll fucking fuck you the fuck up

 

Polygraph or not, my verses are at least legible
Your washed up gabble is so bad its downright fucking incredible
memorable, your eccentricities stick out like a sore thumb
the kind of eccentric dimwit only loved by dear old 'mum'
rum , thats what you'll be drinking, on the street at twenty five
did you think your self-proclaimed rap career would really keep you alive?
better find a day job, moms starting to get upset
shouldn't of bought you that 2pac album, thats moms biggest regret
you keep referring to me as a teacher, well i've come to teach you best i can
if you dont cease to exist you'll fail to resist getting buried in the sand.

 

"comin at da king dats bad news u dont want an obituary"

^learn wordplay like that then come try again kids^

all you guys are doin is rhymin... how hard is that... king billaz is rapping + using some insane wordplay you guys cant even touch.

 

finally someone that understands what rap is. dese niggas dont got wordplay punchlines metaphors or anything and they think dere sick dats why i just lol

 

I'm destroying shit, come at me... Dissect your anatomy//
you're not even a fade of me.science class, grade 9 and you're failing badly//
you're looking worse then the bitch from the ring, sadly, you claim to be the king//
what is this thing? kingbillaz? more like lame killaz that try to sing and rap with bee stings//
I'm a fucking wasp corner you and leave you dying on the cross//
jesus, you wouldn't beleive this, worse then cancer diseases on lost//
toss you out, you're yesterdays garbage, shitty little lyrics, sunk like tar pits//
got hard hits like punches from retarded kids, you display more shit then stained carpets//
you got rhymes uglier then scarred clits beaten with custom car kits//


^^ at killbillaz..even though he is banned...lols

oh and I do know what meta, wordplay, multis, punclines, and personals are..I'm jsut drunk right now and spitting freestyles at you...ex-netcee tbh...

 

u can beat me in de hall of fame but
ill be rappin lyk eminem and lil wayne

in the game u try ur best but
ill kick ur ass lyk kanye west

go home nd play wid ur favoraite to but
ill be singing lyk soulja boy

CrANk ThAT !!

 

u dont noe 2 rap but ur tryin 2 show it
i play the game bro
cause im sexy nd i noe it=@