Rap Battles - Official Thread

[case_closed]

You're sick when you spit out this shit
Who do you think you're impressin'? You might as well quit
I don't got you by the leash, I got you by the collar
We trick out your bitch, she let us have her for a dollar
You're trippin' so easily, you look like a fool
It's not that you're good at the game, it's that the game's good at you

I look back to see you're straight wack
talkin' about my wife
that ain't right, get your own fuckin' life
I hope you know that my wife got that STD
now you know that got that HIV
you're sick as fuck, but not that good sick
more like i feel sick, lookin' at that sorry ass rap

The detective is on the case.
Got another villain to chase.
There will be no mercy, no chance for grace.
Cuz case is gonna wreck up the place, and it won't be in good taste.
What did ya expect? That i wouldn't put my plan into effect? Didn't you read the previous text?
I'll put you in check, before you have a chance to deflect.

 

[case_closed]

Your lines are second best, talking all about defiance.
And your fake fame is finished. It's time to close your eye lids.
Well, at least you're trying, but too bad about the violence,
Cause I already came in, ready to give you silence.
My rhymes are in the atmosphere, while you're just a pilot.
Bigger than the continents, while you're just an island.
I'm something like David, while you're just Goliath.
Prepare to fall. Lose. Die. I'm thinkin' you should try it.

My fame will never be finished, but yours diminished.
Must i carry on, beyond the second sentence?
I suggest you seek repentance.
I have no fear; i can see your rhymes in the atmosphere.
You queer..my gaydar is going off from over here.
So adhere or your consequences will be severe.
Let me make this clear...
I don't have to try, because I'm immortal and i can't die.
And in the blink of an eye..
Ill kill you and send your soul to the sky.

 

[JstarMC]

At Ryan.

Ryan see me laughing i dont bust jokes? twigs and seeds thats what you smoke, nobo nobo you just cant cope. sweatting stink, heard of soap?

yeah, and im the new challenger... ryan you got nothing against me
no stamina!
and were aint gona box FUCK amir khan.
i'd rather spray up your block Afganistan!
and yeah im addicted to trouble
i come through both hands gripped to the puzzle
your a poodle, Me? ima pit with no Mousle
tell that prick you dont wana slip in this puddle!

Come on Hit me with your best shot!

 

[Albania]

The clock is ticking, your rhymes are sickening
You need to calm your shit down, stop the damn bickering
Just as queer as what you see on Brokeback Mountain
Stand on toes and drink from the fountain
Of youth, 'cause your rhymes are getting crippled
I shoot ya once and you split down the middle
Do you dare to fuck with the rare
for I'm the living dead and here to fuck with your head
don't underestimate a girl, for I am a pearl
never to be damaged by your pathetic rummage

The clock is ticking, your rhymes are sickening
You need to calm your shit down, stop the damn bickering
Just as queer as what you see on Brokeback Mountain
Stand on toes and drink from the fountain
Of youth, 'cause your rhymes are getting crippled
I shoot ya once and you split down the middle
Do you dare to fuck with the rare
for I'm the living dead and here to fuck with your head
don't underestimate a girl, for I am a pearl
never to be damaged by your pathetic rummage

Just like Technique said I'm cold blooded like reptiles
Don't come at me like that I'm unknown like UFO Files
you's never fuck with this species, after im done u gon be doing my dishes
nigga fuck you talkin bout u bein gangster, do me a fav go play the song wankster
remind yourself who you are, stop being bizzare be4 u get smoked like a cigar
Lmaoo you call yourself a pearl, i call you a young girl
carefull when fuckin with the homie, cuz when u talk like that i ride you like a pony
i never let a bitch fuck with my head, instead i got ahead, and with girls i do the talking in the bed
so lets end it and stop being the ignition switch, be a good girl and go make papi a sandwich

 

[codybrier9987]

Just like Technique said I'm cold blooded like reptiles
Don't come at me like that I'm unknown like UFO Files
you's never fuck with this species, after im done u gon be doing my dishes
nigga fuck you talkin bout u bein gangster, do me a fav go play the song wankster
remind yourself who you are, stop being bizzare be4 u get smoked like a cigar
Lmaoo you call yourself a pearl, i call you a young girl
carefull when fuckin with the homie, cuz when u talk like that i ride you like a pony
i never let a bitch fuck with my head, instead i got ahead, and with girls i do the talking in the bed
so lets end it and stop being the ignition switch, be a good girl and go make papi a sandwich

I've had enough with your bantering about your generic technique.
you couldn't spit piss while your taking a leak.
You are illinformed about the definition of rap.
Maybe it's because you follow the bandwagon like you have a dick up your ass crack.
T.I would be proud that you bone him harder than chris brown.
Even I know that new rap aint tight. And guess what, i'm white.
So, take a sip of some nice hot coco and enjoy your 1 way trip back to mexico.

 

[technologic]

The detective is on the case.
Got another villain to chase.
There will be no mercy, no chance for grace.
Cuz case is gonna wreck up the place, and it won't be in good taste.
What did ya expect? That i wouldn't put my plan into effect? Didn't you read the previous text?
I'll put you in check, before you have a chance to deflect.

ok ok,
I sat back and reflected
i didn't realize you were so neglected
I see you have turned yourself into sherlock
tryin' to find the crime, but you got no time

you're to busy taken my rhymes to the face
you look like a disgrace
sittin' there reading my raps
like they are some kind of code
what you don't know
it you just to damn slow

 

[technologic]

Just like Technique said I'm cold blooded like reptiles
Don't come at me like that I'm unknown like UFO Files
you's never fuck with this species, after im done u gon be doing my dishes
nigga fuck you talkin bout u bein gangster, do me a fav go play the song wankster
remind yourself who you are, stop being bizzare be4 u get smoked like a cigar
Lmaoo you call yourself a pearl, i call you a young girl
carefull when fuckin with the homie, cuz when u talk like that i ride you like a pony
i never let a bitch fuck with my head, instead i got ahead, and with girls i do the talking in the bed
so lets end it and stop being the ignition switch, be a good girl and go make papi a sandwich

you're pretty fucked in the head
sadly you're probably worse in bed
I feel bad for your girlfriend,
she's probably sick of your dirty trend

you think you're pretty badass talkin' shit to a girl
thinkin' that you got this in a box
wrapped up all nice and locked
but really i'm the one bringing the thunder
break you asunder
wait... pause the beat
do you even know what asunder is?
you better get to steppin' to that google
type in define:asunder
because you have
no education
no domination
i'm here to get that salvation
bring it back to my mama and tell her
this is the end of our elation
and the begining of our foundation.

 

[technologic]

Think you can test the best?
Sit the fuck down it won't be a contest
Don't catch an interest you're just a guest
Keep making your raps 2 bars or less
I stand to impress, but detest the rest for having a mess
While you sit in shit getting hit bit by bit til finally you give up n' quit
My rhymes'll have you on a trip
It'll have you twirl that little disco stick
And I'll have all you kids on my hippo sized dick
You all can fit, it'll be a giant cock fest like NFL Blitz

Who wants some?

I'd like to take on this guy right here
I'm here to put you in your rightfull place
make sure you don't dominate this race
all you talk about is how you spit your rhymes
but i'm purely sick of your rapping time
you sit here talkin' about how you got this big dick
which you got some nasty chick all of yo' stick

I heard that bitch you got on your dick
got that STD
now you're runnin' home
get on that phone
call doctor stone
and be like 'doctor doctor, i fuck some chick now i got some nasty shit!'
'well Riddler, looks like you can't fiddle with your little skittle'
now what are you gonna tell yo baby mama
sounds like there about to be some drama fo yo momma

-lmfao even though that sucks
I got everyone behind me laughin'

 

[case_closed]

ok ok,
I sat back and reflected
i didn't realize you were so neglected
I see you have turned yourself into sherlock
tryin' to find the crime, but you got no time

you're to busy taken my rhymes to the face
you look like a disgrace
sittin' there reading my raps
like they are some kind of code
what you don't know
it you just to damn slow

You can call me Sherlock ,because i keep this thread on lock.
My rhymes are creative,but your rhymes are stock.
Victory i taste,cuz case can never be a disgrace.
I'll displace your face and throw you out of this race.
So backspace and leave this thread that you deface.
I've given you a taste so don't test my grace.

 

[technologic]

You can call me Sherlock ,because i keep this thread on lock.
My rhymes are creative,but your rhymes are stock.
Victory i taste,cuz case can never be a disgrace.
I'll displace your face and throw you out of this race.
So backspace and leave this thread that you deface.
I've given you a taste so don't test my grace.

ahah! I'll test your grace because I got nothin to waste
you think you have victory?
thats just contradictory
I'm about to smack you in the face
so you better embrace the taste

your rhymes are shitty
they suck like a baby on a titty
you think you so badass
with this talk of grace
I think your misplaced
you belong in poetry threads
because i'm rippin' you into shreds
I'm sick of your talk
I think you should take a walk
look at you, now you're in shock
you just got dissed, by some random miss
now you better turn around
before somethin' really goes down

 

[case_closed]

ahah! I'll test your grace because I got nothin to waste
you think you have victory?
thats just contradictory
I'm about to smack you in the face
so you better embrace the taste

your rhymes are shitty
they suck like a baby on a titty
you think you so badass
with this talk of grace
I think your misplaced
you belong in poetry threads
because i'm rippin' you into shreds
I'm sick of your talk
I think you should take a walk
look at you, now you're in shock
you just got dissed, by some random miss
now you better turn around
before somethin' really goes down

Well i can tell that your persistent.
But your terrible raps are consistent.
And your distant, so I'll just act like your nonexistent
But Ill give you some slack, because i feel sorry for leechers.
Your rap game is no better then Justin Beiber's
So I suggest you find some rap teachers.

 

[Albania]

Technologic -

you're pretty fucked in the head
sadly you're probably worse in bed
I feel bad for your girlfriend,
she's probably sick of your dirty trend

you think you're pretty badass talkin' shit to a girl
thinkin' that you got this in a box
wrapped up all nice and locked
but really i'm the one bringing the thunder
break you asunder
wait... pause the beat
do you even know what asunder is?
you better get to steppin' to that google
type in define:asunder
because you have
no education
no domination
i'm here to get that salvation
bring it back to my mama and tell her
this is the end of our elation
and the begining of our foundation.

Look at you going hard
but with me its like poker to win you need the right card
who you think you be ? nicky ? Minaj
Baby pretend your her, and im weezy park my kar in your garage
kar in albanian means dick
but don't get it twisted you would be a mistake like a wrong mouse click
a girl like you i would regret for eternity and im sure most people here would agree
your probably all blackly going against a white someone get me proactive so i can get rid of this acne
babygirl your new stage name should be black head, when i pop you , u turn red
also don't confuse yourself i dont have a girlfriend i have many bitches
dick so big when im done with them they gotta get stiches

HOLAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[technologic]

Well i can tell that your persistent.
But your terrible raps are consistent.
And your distant, so I'll just act like your nonexistent
But Ill give you some slack, because i feel sorry for leechers.
Your rap game is no better then Justin Beiber's
So I suggest you find some rap teachers.

I gotta admit, my last rap was sick
sick as in the good shit
you think you can get me on this little 5 liner
you just sound like a bitch ass whiner
Your just mad cause my raps gives heart attacks
I suggest you relax
and look at your facts
you got nothin' to tack
I won't ever give you slack
better get your shit tight
because I got a mean bite
and won't let you out my sight

 

[Albania]

technologic-,
i gotta admit you can spit for someone with a clit
now sit, be a good girl and listen
you talk so much you should be a girl in a 25 to life mens prison
that's the treating you deserve and should get
but we know you a pussy behind a computer posing as a threat
now all you do is proclaim, your the ilest but your lines is all the same
your on sythe looking for fame, but you ever read shakespeare
baby I'm that nigga and your the best imma tame

 

[Albania]

THE SICKENING

All dis yapping, got me a little sick
the doctor dont know the remedy, how bout you all try suckin my dick
maybe that'll make me feel better, then write me a letter
ya niggas can smell me, i kill you with my cologne
piss on your gravestone, fuck off your computer get off that obece
before you get introduced to the gates and the rest in peace
half you niggas is homo you like this gay talk resembles the way u walk
but comparing me and you is like me being cancer and you a bellydancer
hope u getting angry dis is your emotional enhancer
fuk wut you heard dats the exclusive answer

 

[Albania]

aiii this thread is dead smh
i see my punchlines hitting u harder then reality checks
dats what happens when you come face to face with me u get decked
i feel like a newborn king ready to get crowned
always ready for the rebound, or if u wanna scrap pound for pound
Baby im mayweather ur the big show and i still knock u out da first round
dog im a sumo wrestler and this is my circle, to push me out you'll need a miracle
say your prayer to who ever you believe in before going with me and fix ur chin
cause i punchline you so hard make you do a tonyhawk 900 spin

 

[case_closed]

I gotta admit, my last rap was sick
sick as in the good shit
you think you can get me on this little 5 liner
you just sound like a bitch ass whiner
Your just mad cause my raps gives heart attacks
I suggest you relax
and look at your facts
you got nothin' to tack
I won't ever give you slack
better get your shit tight
because I got a mean bite
and won't let you out my sight

Your rap did give me a heart attack.
It was so bad.. i didn't think i would ever bounce back.
But i stayed intact and on the tracks.
So here's a suggestion....
Make a deal with the devil;Give him your soul for better abilities.
He'll give you better utilities if you attend his rap school facility.
But that still won't be enough to finish me.
Keep at it, maybe next time you can defeat your enemy.

 

[t i wtf i t]

yo i havn't been on these forums in a minute,
seems like im the only one who caught a gimmick.
...case closed your ryhmes are defensless
murder yu so hard on a track you'll be left sensless
in a rap battle i'd win, not braggin im just lookin at the census
not to be gloatin but im fucken owning
your girlfriend left you because im better at bonin
but thats enough wit the sugar coatin
im better at everyhing, even the weed im toteing
your nothin but a wanna be me
stress free,stackin g's, doin what i please
so please give me a reason to stop treatin you like a faggot
cuz last time i checked yu wasnt get no bitches, probs cuz u look like bob sagget.

 

[onesian]

Ayo, thought i'd might spit a few bars.

HEY IM THE,
BEAST IN THE CLOSET, RELEASING THE LOGIC
TAKING YOU WEAK PEOPLE HOSTAGE FOR A WEEKEND AT AUSCHWITZ
FEEDING YOU MATZO, WITH PIZZAS AND SAUSAGE
THE UGLY DUCKLING RAPPING WITH 3 GEESE AND AN OSTRICH.

 

[Arya]

yo i havn't been on these forums in a minute,
seems like im the only one who caught a gimmick.
...case closed your ryhmes are defensless
murder yu so hard on a track you'll be left sensless
in a rap battle i'd win, not braggin im just lookin at the census
not to be gloatin but im fucken owning
your girlfriend left you because im better at bonin
but thats enough wit the sugar coatin
im better at everyhing, even the weed im toteing
your nothin but a wanna be me
stress free,stackin g's, doin what i please
so please give me a reason to stop treatin you like a faggot
cuz last time i checked yu wasnt get no bitches, probs cuz u look like bob sagget.

Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
I'm sorry to say, but you ain't owning, dude. Your shit is whack.

Talkin' bout you stress free, stackin' g's.
Nah, it's you gettin' boned in back, on your knees.

You're mistaken if you thought that in a battle, you would win.
You fucking suck. My rap is your rap, times ten.

I laid eyes on your rhymes, and decided that you're a faggot.
You're fucking done for, kid. You need to just quit rappin'.