Rap Battles - Official Thread

Look, you can't steal lyrics and hide them into your verse.

"confetti,i stick my dick inside of you like a machete"

That's from an Eminem verse, and I'm pretty sure it goes like this:

"I'll stick my dick in you like a machete, if you're a girl, if you're a girl,then you're my world and I will kill anybody, that means you, her or him, it doesn't matter cause I'm Eminem and Slim" etc etc etc.

That's what I can remember.

So yea, don't.

 

Gimme a shot to show you what I got
But you only pop rhymes with someone you already dropped
Not long ago, the kid can't flow, the kid can't rhyme
Last I heard he was leaving this site one more time
Seems to me you shop for the worst noodle in the pot
Strategic maybe, Emcee, no guarantee
Everytime I ask for a battle you run away like cattle
So gimme a go, scared to lose to a magic arrow?

 

Come on Mr. Magic arrow, please User Educate me,
My head is aching, but I'll drop you again without hesitating.
You really wanna battle me and bite the hand that feeds you?
Well in that case son, the Middle Man team doesn't need you.
You can call me for corruption, but in reality I'm just evil,
I could school you three times and you'd still press me for a sequel.
But if you really wanna go there, and really battle me again
There's no need to spam the thread, just hit up on MSN.

 

RYANNNNNNNNNN

I hear you rappin but I think I heard enough
Your shit is dead and outdated
I suggest to put ur hands in cuffs
Pack ur bags and leave
I’m worth my weight in gold and still disease free
Just gimme a chance, I will show the world, you’ll see
even if I gotta take down my pants and show everybody on t.v.

So now im fucking with ur girl
have her walkin fucked up for a couple of days
ooooooo...i can definatley see it was worth the pay
holla back at me cause its me you should thank
call me the hitman for gettin rid of that skank

I cant murder you wit words but you gonna wish you died
My hearts still beatin thats why your still alive
Cant stand it that a white boy's rappin
Cuz if I piss you off enough you gonna start cappin
But its shoot up the place first then take names
Then exit,watch the remains of your brains
Cant think correct
Hear me on the mic might make you errect
Imma shutdown the place like its a wreck

so you faggots think that you can rap
all i hear is slience not even a clap
i just wanted you to know that
because while i have the abs
you sit their with the fat pack
like ur girlfriend is like lady gaga
wishing she had a nice rack

Many men will be locked on the road
Time fly’s bye watch fame unfold
Heats burns away the heats gone cold
Used to bun weed most things I sold

Blowed away liek your gash I'm pretty
No nitty gritty the hangovers are pity
Soo see what you said and see what you do
Man i wanna see me get boiled and slued

So take that skin from your back
Skills that you lack my bars you attack
im so quick to draw for the bat
The heat will rise you deserve a slap

 

Think you can test the best?
Sit the fuck down it won't be a contest
Don't catch an interest you're just a guest
Keep making your raps 2 bars or less
I stand to impress, but detest the rest for having a mess
While you sit in shit getting hit bit by bit til finally you give up n' quit
My rhymes'll have you on a trip
It'll have you twirl that little disco stick
And I'll have all you kids on my hippo sized dick
You all can fit, it'll be a giant cock fest like NFL Blitz

Who wants some?

 

Every single one of those forty lines was a crime.
Hopefully, you can return one minute of my time.
Cuz your the worst I've seen in a while.. doin it leecher style.
Can't stop my cunning and guile? Go pick another thread to defile.
So reflect on this confrontation and let it be an example.
This isn't my best, this is just a sample.

 

your not fooling anyone with
oldschool rhymes
call pac this is a lyrical crime
i wont sit until i take whats mine
hit me with the left n right, but ill cop you on sight
and the mess left, paramedics on site
and you'll be gone in the sunrise like the darkness of the night

 

Uhh Yeah
Im On my Flow Right Now
Smoking a splif
the rhyme is now starting
try to catch the drift
im here to spit the beats,and bust my rhymes
dont post here if ur planning to waste my time
im on my grind.
Im on the beats 24/7
because when i spit rhymes i cause more damage than 9/11
I tear people down to their size
while im spittin my lyrics
i murder with my rhymes,so tired of the clinics.
Jaw Surgery,Heart Surgery all that shit
Im not gonna hurt you,im gonna kill you when i spit.
Come to this thread
and i guarantee you a loss
Call Me Biggie
Because Im the big boss.
Say Ur Nice right?
but i nail you to a cross

So Im here on this thread
and its lyrically dead
guys stop plagerizing
and just bring it out ur head
Im so big,like thicker than lead
tell ur family good-bye because ur murdered,gone,Dead!

Im Brining down these punks
and im about to hang up my rapping hat
you just got so happy
so fuck that,im say for a while
Dont CRY but yeah my raps are vile
When i tell you what i do,and put everything out on this page
Im Not Even Trying
Get me mad so i can rage

SO IM ON THE GRIND AND IM READY TO DROP EVERYTHING AND BUY A BEMA
Your Whole Family is dead
i just dropped the bombs like herioshima.

 

Uh I'm in the house mother fucker
Don't let me catch you slipping like an ice road trucker
Boy the only time Ima guest is when I'm with your mother
Titties jiggling like two pairs of Flubber
Run for cover this bitch talking bout the disco stick
When secretly we know hes sucking Lady Gagas Dick
I'll eat your mums pussy out while shes doing the splits
Olympic Gold Medal sex make her feel special as shit
Maniac flow have you faggots going skitz
Gold Coast taking over rap from here
Don't forget to get your mum cause shes still got her legs in the air

 

Where all my niggas at?
I aint Black but I'll show you were the Jungle at
You leaking to far in everyone elses habbitat
You must be part asian saying dog so much
Only thing your women are good for is taking it up the butt
cause they're vagina look like and emo got stuck
wit his razor blade, so you know its pink and stuff
Crusty shit, but no Simpsons
Just cause your nigga dont mean your pimpin
Im Michael Jordan and you 2nd best like Pippen

 

please....


You thought you did good? but bad rhymes is what you've shown me.
Your not a rapper at all.. Your a big fat phony!( family guy reference)
For god sakes, im no fake...
my raps are great like frosted flakes.
Because i know what it takes,Because case doesn't make mistakes.

 

The riddler you must be joking.
yeah you could type, but your voice be choking.
Keep typing while you play runescape you magic caster.
Cuz in the real world your bars are a disaster.

cuz these words i be spitting.
just left these niggas quiting.
flow to the neck as if i was fucking bitten.

See that ^^ i do that on my free time.
so sit back and learn for your next rhymes.
try not to cry when you read my fucking next rhymes
Im doin this dazed im on my fourth line your on your first dime.

So just Quit at life do us the favour.
Learn from me kid im your fucking savior.

The only bars you be creating is steel in runescape.
I know you thought it was similar but that was a mistake.
You cant rhyme sorry im a lil late.
cuz you wasted all your posts while you coulda tryed to find a date....

Yeah i know this was harsh but ima stay peacing.
cuz my cash is increasing; while your bitches stay decreasing.

 

Myzteriuz, your rhymes aren't so ill
But mine, nigga they kill
So tell me how does it feel
I come creeping from the dark side
as I'll pull off a homicide
You think you're all hot shit
But nigga you better watch it,
You're close to getting your wig split
and getting dumped in a ditch, bitch
Fool, I ain't joking, you'll be choking
From the buddah that I'm toking
Outta my $500 bong
NIGGA SUCK MY DONG.

Well..

 

Oh this fool didn't take his pill
Learn how to spit yo rhymes they don't kill
To you muthafucker that aint rap, you're a sucker now speak like that
I can do this all day schoolin' you fools
But hell niggaz I'm too fuckin cool.

 

Punk playa don't trip
Or my finger might slip
Shoot you in the dome
Knock you in da face
Stab yo brain with yo nose bone
You ain't cool for shit
You rather really cold
I think it's kind of funny how you act so bold
Don't try to lie,
Nigga don't jive,
Get up in my face and prepare to die.

 

My raps are unforgettable, as your raps are unethical.
It's time to save this thread, you can call me Mr. Incredible.
I have to use forensics, to get past your traps and tricks.
Call me nimble jack, cuz I'm jumping over candlesticks.
I'm mother goose, and I'm spittin out rhymes.
This thread needs some help in these terrible times.
As you read each line, look for the sign.
A one of a kind like me, is hard to find, you see?

 

i'll let the riddler handle you.

 

Hey Mother Goose this thread ain't in terrible times
Please use your fuckin' eyes
Here's a little bit of rap from page 25

" Cool and Fool, that was my last rhyme,
stop stealing my shit, bitch take your time.
heart attack? i think you're having a stroke,
by the time your career ends, you'll be fucking broke.
wait a minute, you're not even going to get hired,
the moment they see you they know you'll be fired.
fucking reject, you'll end up on the streets,
left with no beats,
only a block of swish cheese.
the time has come, you're empty and poor,
nothing to do 'cept make your dick all sore.
this rap ripped you, i know, that's right,
the moment you stopped rapping - that was your highlight"

 

won't respond to a rap you didn't create yourself.

 

Case Closed Im a Lawyer
Handle Your Problem
Tell me the problem,ill solve em
my rhymes are so high it jumps like a dolphin