Rap Battles - Official Thread

[thedarkagesoftherunes]

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[Taylor Made]

fuck talkin shit bout my mom
ill make you fall faster then the twin towers did from that bomb
all you talk about is sex cuz u wishin u had a dick bigger then 3 erect
only thing that's dead is your brain if you seriously wanna fight
i'll fight you drunk pull out a knife shank ya and disipear outta sight
sayin your ryhmes are tight only thing tight is your pussy at night
ye thats rite cry to your momma and call the cops if you might
only lesson you teachin me is not to be fake
cuz people like me will break you and not hesitate
ye dats straight
cuz when im preachin my lesson you best not be late
or next day on news they might find a body in a crate
and that was bar 8 just like i popped 8 bullets in ye face
just get outta dis place cuz this is my homes estate
and at any rate you faker then fake .

look at buddy actin like he has vo-cab-u-lary nigga you suck dick just as much as kay-tee parry
talkin like you got sense talkin bout a shank
buddy i'll drop you faster than the titanic sank
i'm just tryna make this paper, boy im headed to the bank
fuck with my stacks call me linebacker cause im bout ta sack
sack who? sack what? like i done wit ya momma i'm just tryna get huh butt
8 bullets in my face? ill give ya 9 in ya mouth bitch how does that taste?

 

[thedarkagesoftherunes]

fair effort taylor, your rap was still shit but you are defs 2100000000003054058488x better then this riddle cunt

 

[Taylor Made]

fair effort taylor, your rap was still shit but you are defs 2100000000003054058488x better then this riddle cunt

lets hear it then boii. bunch of shit talkin. barkin like a lil pup. step up to the plate BREH

 

[thedarkagesoftherunes]

lets hear it then boii. bunch of shit talkin. barkin like a lil pup. step up to the plate BREH

come on man.... can i really take someone seriously who just posted "barkin like a lil pip. step up to the plate BREH"

like... right now im just in shock at how lame you fucking are. holy shit. still miles above this riddle cunt, but fuck...

 

[Taylor Made]

you have no game! your just fucking with other people to make your sorry self feel better. its the fucking internet. we're just here expressing ourselves having a good time. fuck you dude. your the type of people who ruin this community. you sir, you deserved to have your ass beat

 

[Markface]

I had a dream last night that I was tongue fucking your dick,
Stuck my tongue so far up your ass that I could taste shit.
You screamed in the light as I gave your ass a feel,
Shot some cum up so far I could take it to your spleen.

Then you made me blow it out and you kissed me on the lips,
I could tell your abs were ripped when you held me by the hips.
And then you told me that you loved me, and that I'm your only one,
Then you grabbed me by the neck and shot me with some cum.

Then I opened up real wide and let you shoot it in my mouth,
Let that salty ooze... start to dribble out.
Then I cupped your haired balls and gave them one big glub,
Put my hands on your shaft and began to rub.

You started fingering my dick hole, it felt so tight.
Jizz and piss went flying, yellow and the white.
I thought I would die when you showed me your sex toys,
A big thorny dildo made me feel like a bad boy.

You called me your little diamond,
Your little pearl,
You said you wouldn't trade me for nothing in the world,
You said...

I WANT IT TO BE LIKE YOU WANT IT! LAY YOU DOWN ON A BED OF ROSES.
ON A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
I WANT IT TO BE LIKE YOU WANT IT!



Someone reply please. Want to be a pro rapper.

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE REPLY. I KNOW I'M GOOD OK?

 

[Pinzork]

Originally Posted by Markface View Post
I had a dream last night that I was tongue fucking your dick,
Stuck my tongue so far up your ass that I could taste shit.
You screamed in the light as I gave your ass a feel,
Shot some cum up so far I could take it to your spleen.

Then you made me blow it out and you kissed me on the lips,
I could tell your abs were ripped when you held me by the hips.
And then you told me that you loved me, and that I'm your only one,
Then you grabbed me by the neck and shot me with some cum.

Then I opened up real wide and let you shoot it in my mouth,
Let that salty ooze... start to dribble out.
Then I cupped your haired balls and gave them one big glub,
Put my hands on your shaft and began to rub.

You started fingering my dick hole, it felt so tight.
Jizz and piss went flying, yellow and the white.
I thought I would die when you showed me your sex toys,
A big thorny dildo made me feel like a bad boy.

You called me your little diamond,
Your little pearl,
You said you wouldn't trade me for nothing in the world,
You said...

I WANT IT TO BE LIKE YOU WANT IT! LAY YOU DOWN ON A BED OF ROSES.
ON A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
I WANT IT TO BE LIKE YOU WANT IT!

^

Don't make it out like I'm a fagg,
You're posting shit to anyone,The queen of drag,
When you rap you slag, pack your bag,
I don't need to hear this homosexual shit,
It's a rap battle, not guy's playing with dick,

I don't know if you're trying to diss me, or yourself,
You speak of homosexuality like it's your world,
You're a dude, not a girl,
So don't speak this shit talk,
If I was to fuck you, you wouldn't walk.

lololol

 

[thedarkagesoftherunes]

you have no game! your just fucking with other people to make your sorry self feel better. its the fucking internet. we're just here expressing ourselves having a good time. fuck you dude. your the type of people who ruin this community. you sir, you deserved to have your ass beat

nah get frucked you cunt i complimented you FUCK
i said ytours was 23092384823482384x better than that riddles cunt, but was still shit

because

HOLY SHIT

IT FUCKING SUCKS

 

[Ryan]

There's no doubt about it, man, this thread ain't worth viewing
It's just shit brewing, like Markface, What the fuck are you doing?
I read, half your verse I want my time reimbursed,
Put your lipstick in your purse, this attention ain't deserved
But you're a, dick lickin' faggot man your verses are full of fiction
Call you a pussy bitch and see if you can spot the contradiction
See judging by your ego, you're simply in love with yourself
So if you're a pussy bitch, you must love pussy as well?
Without, being cocky I can say that I am the truest
I mean try an find someone in this thread that I ain't influenced
I'd gladly spend my time trading bars with these rappers
But it won't happen while you think about dick while you fappin'
I figured, since you give head, you'd be aight at spittin'
I was wrong, man I suggest you just stick to your writtens
Don't reply to this verse, man your lines ain't even clever
Cause in no way are you worth anymore of these letters

 

[Pinzork]

Ryan you stink like rotten milk,
I'm just 4 but my vocabulary is solid like silk,
Can't read the big words that you speak,
So when I read your raps, they appear weak,

Mental block, can't think :< you can see where I was going with it though

 

[dansmithxxx]

I think its time that i posted here im santa claus all you niggas are my reindeer,half of you guys try to bust a verse but it sounds like oprah trying to curse,my flow is sick on swine flu level dropping fuckin atomic bombs bitch get on my level,ryan sorry dog im gunna have to call you out since your the one balling out i cant hate i like your rhymes but im the top dog your wasting time its evident that im the best so all you others niggas take a rest rap battle king?nice name i bet you think its bringin you fame but its not cause its only a name wanna prove your the real thing,bitch step up im waiting on the throne,come on up.

 

[shotgun_messiah93]

fuck talkin shit bout my mom
ill make you fall faster then the twin towers did from that bomb
all you talk about is sex cuz u wishin u had a dick bigger then 3 erect
only thing that's dead is your brain if you seriously wanna fight
i'll fight you drunk pull out a knife shank ya and disipear outta sight
sayin your ryhmes are tight only thing tight is your pussy at night
ye thats rite cry to your momma and call the cops if you might
only lesson you teachin me is not to be fake
cuz people like me will break you and not hesitate
ye dats straight
cuz when im preachin my lesson you best not be late
or next day on news they might find a body in a crate
and that was bar 8 just like i popped 8 bullets in ye face
just get outta dis place cuz this is my homes estate
and at any rate you faker then fake .

Dude, shut ur ass up and listen to me
I only rapped about sex one time, u talkin silly
U talkin bout shankin me like u hard n shit
Tryin to rhyme thinkin u all ligit
Im sick of it
Crackin on me for talkin bout sex, that aint right
When u talk about pussies, thinkin u tight
Put 8 bullets in my face huh, toy u can only wish
I'll give u 8 kicks in the teeth, have u gummin like a fish
Tell me get outta dis place, I'll leave when i want
And u can stay too with the whack ass rhymes that u flaunt

 

[shotgun_messiah93]

Shotgun i think u were a little bad on teh rhymes
talkin shit but u aint makin no dime
u see me on the street doing my time
killin bitches who frontin like bitches (ha ye u no dats u)
u aint nuttin bitch shotgun_messiah? wtf was u thinkin
a messiah? come on now we dont need no jesus shit
uc right now im rollin in a click so fuck it let me empty dat clip
i aint write raps i freestyle so talk to me when u can hit shit
u got nuttin kid go back to school learn sum shit
as a matter of fact go back to suckin on ya moms tit
u frontin shit uc i could end ya life like right quick
no time to think in a split second u gone
no time for u even to moan
shit looka dese rhymes settin teh tone
no homo ma fucka but lets do it slo mo
yee boi im already in teh show
fuck u kids rappin on sythe ill take u any day and dats fo sho
i aint even black fuck dat i rep cree while im wearin a white tee
no need to speak yo girl makin my dick leak
im high as fuck jus a lil cheech ye u no how we do

Mc Kraze ma fuckas pce

The names Shotgun messiah and i'll tell u y
Whileu tools be bottom feeding, my games way up high
U talkin bout endin my life, u should end urs instead
Thinkin u can touch me, u must be fucked up in the head
Hey, i aint hatin, cuz ur rhymes r pretty tight
But me, im a legitimate creature of the night
I creep up sneaky-like on rappers who diss
Sorry breh, u took a shot but it was a miss

 

[raange pur3]

Ha, you're pretty good for a beginning rapper
But don't get it twisted, you're not much above a fapper
If I get you in the ring, you'll be nothing but a tapper
Take the computer away from ya' face and you'll be anything but an attacker

Ya' see, I'm the 2nd best that has ever touched the mic
That's right 2nd behind the 1st, when ya' mom checked my mic all night
Ready to fight? Got him mad, I wonder if his bark is as tough as his bite
I'm the giant here, wanna test the might?
Touch the guns and i'll blow you outta' sight
Like dynamite, too loud for a sound byte
But not like the best, no, not quite
The Riddler_, and don't forget it or you'll be out like a light.

Sorry for the wait again. Think of something to come back with.

EDIT: Ha, t i wtf i t you got some mad skills, ha, the whole rap was fresh, keep it up, maybe later we can battle. And oh, yea, i'm not even sure how we got like the same rhymes like night, sight, and others, lol I didn't even read yours until after I posted.

Sorry for the late reply too, I didn't think anyone was going to reply.

This thread is filled with prime examples
Shootin' back at me when I have raps you can't handle
About to dismantle,
I'll spit hot scripts to let you burn slow like a candle
Your raps are outdated like velcro strap sandles
Outrageous lines are porduced in my mind
They a hundred percent sick, they are one of a kind
I keep attackin, I get accused of lyric hackin
Coz they come never ending, let you wonder whats happened
I'll leave ya eye blackened, coz i'll be sly slappin, this guy and jackin
him of his rep in order to cease his mindless rappin

Only people who are fappin' can falsely compare to explosives
What's your address? I'll write some raps and send them to you through postage
I'm sick of dealin with jokers, I bet you'd accept if I suggest to be ya coaches
If you haven't noticed... I've defeated you son
Don't worry about replying coz raange pur3 is number 1
I'm as hot as the sun, Can't believe ya daring to front
I'm the reason this world is suffering of global warming ya cunt

Dont take anything personal, It's just a battle lol. I liked your verse too.

 

[caseyscoolerthanu]

Sorry for the late reply too, I didn't think anyone was going to reply.

This thread is filled with prime examples
Shootin' back at me when I have raps you can't handle
About to dismantle,
I'll spit hot scripts to let you burn slow like a candle
Your raps are outdated like velcro strap sandles
Outrageous lines are porduced in my mind
They a hundred percent sick, they are one of a kind
I keep attackin, I get accused of lyric hackin
Coz they come never ending, let you wonder whats happened
I'll leave ya eye blackened, coz i'll be sly slappin, this guy and jackin
him of his rep in order to cease his mindless rappin

Only people who are fappin' can falsely compare to explosives
What's your address? I'll write some raps and send them to you through postage
I'm sick of dealin with jokers, I bet you'd accept if I suggest to be ya coaches
If you haven't noticed... I've defeated you son
Don't worry about replying coz raange pur3 is number 1
I'm as hot as the sun, Can't believe ya daring to front
I'm the reason this world is suffering of global warming ya cunt

Dont take anything personal, It's just a battle lol. I liked your verse too.

Dude noones accusing you of lyric hackin
There accusing you of shitty combatin
We can tell you didn't steal shit with your weak ass rhymes
Even though we can tell it took you much time
To come up with words
Bitch boy rappin cuz u a lil nerd
Spend all day on sythe while touchin yourself
Til your mom says get the fuck out and clean out your shelves
Now your hangin behind a dumpster with a shitty wi-fi connection
Still touchin yourself praying for an erection
Someday you might get lucky enough to fuck a bitch .

THE END>? bring it

 

[The Riddler_]

There's no doubt about it, man, this thread ain't worth viewing
It's just shit brewing, like Markface, What the fuck are you doing?
I read, half your verse I want my time reimbursed,
Put your lipstick in your purse, this attention ain't deserved
But you're a, dick lickin' faggot man your verses are full of fiction
Call you a pussy bitch and see if you can spot the contradiction
See judging by your ego, you're simply in love with yourself
So if you're a pussy bitch, you must love pussy as well?
Without, being cocky I can say that I am the truest
I mean try an find someone in this thread that I ain't influenced
I'd gladly spend my time trading bars with these rappers
But it won't happen while you think about dick while you fappin'
I figured, since you give head, you'd be aight at spittin'
I was wrong, man I suggest you just stick to your writtens
Don't reply to this verse, man your lines ain't even clever
Cause in no way are you worth anymore of these letters

Uh oh, Ryans rhyme scheme I had to snatch
You say this thread is dead, naw, it just had a heart attack
And I just brought it back, with my rhymes in my knapsack
Pages and pages rhymes is what I pack
But not in a bag, no, in my mind
Cause without it I could not match, up with his great raps
Or what he thinks of em',
Who does he think we are? A bunch of sad saps? Ha, not that
I'm the best rapper on the thread
And you should see that, surprised it didn't penetrate your thick ass head
Ha, on me you will not tread
Cause if you do, you'll surely be dead
With a case of extreme confusion over the raps I just said.

And I'm out.

 

[happy birthday bubba]

fuck u all
faggots all of u
just suck my left bawl
and go fuck u
self! LMA0

 

[t i wtf i t]

yo this is to all posers specialy ryan since all he does is re-use vocals from tracks. people who say im liein i fucken got 10k vid views from music ,mainstream-undeground g funk you name it i've listened to it and banged wit it.
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say what you like say im fake say i aint in my rite mind
cuz i aint like dat
call me ugly call me this call me tht
you wont say shit like that, after i smash your face in wit A BASEBALL BAT
get them gats load em expose em for bein a wannabe
ryan man or girl cant tell wit dat long curly hair
bitch wishes he wasnt here
when i smashed his face in till it can't be repaired
wanna know what it's like to be feared
cuz u only know what its liked to be scared

 

[&#12484;Epic]

Ryan, I hope you know ur rappin is piece of shit
you know you aint nuthin but a jack-ass bitch
so chill ya ass down with ur whack as rhymes
I'll kick yo ass in real life and online, bitchhh