Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Markface]

My go...


Drinking bottles of my own piss,
I fantasize about small kids,
And their tiny baby dicks,
Running up and down my nips.

 

[Louis]

My go...


Drinking bottles of my own piss,
I fantasize about small kids,
And their tiny baby dicks,
Running up and down my nips.

Came.

 

[Markface]

... c:

 

[t i wtf i t]

how was the other one not dissing me? lol








And dude, i'm not trying to piss you off when I say this, but in ur raps,
u sometimes go for like 2 lines sometimes even 3 or 4 without rhyming
them. Ive never known why you think that's acceptable in a rap
when it doesn't rhyme.

eg.



...?

if you wanna make it rhyme, write it properly
coz people are expecting the last word to rhyme with the next
last word of the line and/or middle word of the line, if u
get what i mean.

anyway, peace.

cleary your new to rappin as long as it sticks with flow you can say anything and if you pay attention it has a tone to it doesn't always need to ryhme.
And the tune for that long one was the beat to 3rd world war-immortal technique i listened to his music since i was 9 so it had a influence on my rapping style.

 

[The Riddler_]

cleary your new to rappin as long as it sticks with flow you can say anything and if you pay attention it has a tone to it doesn't always need to ryhme.
And the tune for that long one was the beat to 3rd world war-immortal technique i listened to his music since i was 9 so it had a influence on my rapping style.

Just forget the rap battle.

 

[t i wtf i t]

shit dude im sorry girls been keeping me busy

 

[The Riddler_]

It's koo, i guess...

 

the riddlerr i havent dissed you in way to fucking long.
im bout to smoke yah ass if you was my mothafucking bong.
im bout to go mexican chop u up if you was my long .
im a knight in shining armor with my sword drawn.

my stuff is just nonstop skill.
ill knock you out with just 1 does of my pill.
pill as in my mothafucking drugs
your game is weak you be selling gay ass hugs.
your mind is slow liek a race with some slugs.
niggas walk all over you liek you was there rug.
you in jail with a picture like mug.
they laughing at you because man your a distraction.
your bothering cops when they try relaxing.
you try to act bad just to get a reaction.
i just ended your game and im on track and
its over just get on your knees
dont hesitate with force dont even breath.
thats right you fellw ith some easeeee

 

[baconpl0x]

myzteriuz thats ur name cuz ur confuse
u dunno if ur gay all u no is ur food
u suck dick and ur hairs girly long
i wouldnt be surprise if u were wearing a thong
nigga said bitch get on ur knees?
does that sound gay or is it just me
and jimmy dont take this shit seriously
but shit nigga ur rhymes are the wackest shit ill ever read

 

[Johnny :)]

nigga you lame.
you DONT belong to the hall of fame.
nah-uh your just a shame.'


that's all i gotta do...

 

[Thehate9]

i said this is rap,
not dr suess crap
rappin about muffins, cuz you soft as dough,
your styles so whack,
yet mines strong as dro,
im like the dankest weed,
only a few people can take me,
even then, theyll be knocked out, layin on they back
see the shine of my gun before it goes CRACK!

 

myzteriuz thats ur name cuz ur confuse
u dunno if ur gay all u no is ur food
u suck dick and ur hairs girly long
i wouldnt be surprise if u were wearing a thong
nigga said bitch get on ur knees?
does that sound gay or is it just me
and jimmy dont take this shit seriously
but shit nigga ur rhymes are the wackest shit ill ever read

man i gada cut your ass wisam?
losing every wrestling match niggas say, the bitch ran.
kid is 6 foot 4 250 all muscle.
yet this kid still gada lie about the hustle.
acting tough with your big hairy arms.
your badass acting tough pulling fucking fire alarms?
i just wooped yah ass its mathafuckign over.
see yah true colors but we aint playing red rover.

whatchya gana do cry and call oneal.
He acts tough but we all keep it real.
uh oh hes gana spit the j.q.n.a game.
to bad we all know his crew is fucking lame.
Made yah niggas cry put you all in shame.
end this battle now im on ill shit liek cocaine.

 

[baconpl0x]

nigga please
make ya ass beg on ur knees
the qna will blow u down no mo
drown mofucka under my flow
shit under my toes 6 feet deeps were u lay
stick to bmxing cuz with rap u just a stray
u gettin raped so y try to even come back
acting aint my hobby but tough i am not
get u wet like a twat be cuz i am harder then a rock
so hop of my cock and jock sum1 elses swagga
shouldnt be talking shit if u wavin the gay flag up

 

[Johnny :)]

Lame, You suck at rapping.
You really do need a slapping.
your talking about a girl thats not even here
isnt that a little queer?
Smear my spit all over your face
just you sitting there in disgrace
Mace - all in your face. it's called dragon
lmao runescape isnt swaggin.
i know you like that bacon
cause you not makin
the rap game
shame, go back to country please
or i'll scream.

 

[t i wtf i t]

he talkin about a girl and it's the girl that posted above me
i just got back from my break
fucked a girl, ate tender steak and sat out by the lake
you can tell this chicks fake i mean johnny
that ryhmes with johnny like's to masturbate
fucken wit me has high stakes
but in the end your head'll be on a stake
rappin against me is like troy all over again
my ryhmes will be the trojan horse
that'll send yours on a course to defeat
and i'll be the one ruling the sand beneath your feet
victory is mine without even tryin
so stop rappin or ima show more of your feminen side.

 

[caseyscoolerthanu]

Ti's talkin bout bein feminine and bitchy
But he's really startin to get a lil twitchy
Cuz he's been off that crack rock for way too long
Smoked the last bag in 1 nite till it was gone
When he trys to diss you can tell he's gettin pissed
Cuz he's spittin words that dont even exist
Actin like he's all hard cuz his names TI
But the only hard thing he likes comes from another guy
Gay boy faggot he's heard em all
But he can't help it when he gets pushed against the wall
and raped
he can't escape
but he likes it.

The end.

 

[The Riddler_]

the riddlerr i havent dissed you in way to fucking long.
im bout to smoke yah ass if you was my mothafucking bong.
im bout to go mexican chop u up if you was my long .
im a knight in shining armor with my sword drawn.

my stuff is just nonstop skill.
ill knock you out with just 1 does of my pill.
pill as in my mothafucking drugs
your game is weak you be selling gay ass hugs.
your mind is slow liek a race with some slugs.
niggas walk all over you liek you was there rug.
you in jail with a picture like mug.
they laughing at you because man your a distraction.
your bothering cops when they try relaxing.
you try to act bad just to get a reaction.
i just ended your game and im on track and
its over just get on your knees
dont hesitate with force dont even breath.
thats right you fellw ith some easeeee

Uh oh, think it's time to go, time for the show
Riddler, who else could it be? Not you hoe
I got the fire for ya mustang tires
Heat the fire, need to hire Richard Pryor
We gotta acquire. Who's the liar?
Consequences could be dire

Back again from alittle break
Think I see some fakes, that'll need to stop
Just for plain Heavens sake
Roast these small time rappers like an oven bake
I drop bombs like an atomic
Bout to vomit
Kid raps makin' me sick to stomach
Bag n' tag the kids then take em' to the summit
Said his head hurt
and I'm bout to numb it
Hit it with a bat, then make em' plummet

 

[The Riddler_]

Sorry for double post.

 

[onesian]

you think your all that.
But your not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs

lol

 

[caseyscoolerthanu]

someone reply against mine up above