Rap battle.

[Pot_Deala]

Matrim i thought u wouldnt come back
but then ur mom did the booty clap
be a good white boy? is that wat ur told
ur parents hate u maybe u should fold
r u the kid ur parents adore?
thats nice ur mom is my whore
"u noobs dont get it u suck"
man y u in here flappin like a fuckin duck
u think rap sucks and rock is better
bitch u need somethin to do go write me a letter
for someone who doesnt know rap u sure got an opionion
but u always come back after ur ass gets done spinnin
my words r like a curse in graved in ur chest
soon ur gonna hear O SHIT Pot_deala the best
leave this thread and go an enjoy life
before i cut u AGAIN with my lyric knife

 

[Cucumber]

Pot deala.. he's alrite at rapping
probably 2nd to me cuz when he sees me he's always clappin
always acknowledging me for my indisputable rhymes
freestyling this shit of the top of my mind
like lyrically i'm not gonna consider myself a beast
but i do know how to compose a good piece
i'm not gonna go into depth in what you guys are doing wrong
because i'd be a hyprocite since i don't rap perfect like in a song
but you guys are missing it all and would lose to a pro
but i'm just fucking around too, never going to see a show
but then i'll let the gat go and make pot_deala see a professional healer
cuz i could "drop pot" and still not be considered a rookie dealer

 

[matrim14]

pot u think i wouldnt come back, but i aint no pussy, u c if i didnt come back u niggas would think im a woosie. i cant rap worth shit but here i go im tryin, hopefully i make u go to bed crying. i spit rhymes like crazy, u may think im lazy to not get back to this silly ass rap, to b honest i think rap is crap. so if u sayin mah momma yo whore, then who does ur sister adore?? me thats right she walks through my door every night then we shut off the lights and get buzy , like the niggas pickin cotton 4 shizzy, lol this shit aint no singin, this muzic iz about what they b blingin. when u listen to rock, it has a point, if u dont think so i might break yo joint. so next time u try to dis matrim, b ready 4 a tantrim b cuz i aint no noob, im 4 real, pot u may think u make a deal but lemme tell u u dont, ill scrape u from yo knees to yo throat. this iz all i gotta say 4 now, lemme tell u somethin, next time u fuck with matrim u betta start runnin.....(it may not b the best but i dont rap like i said i just wanna show some respect to this thread)

 

[tase me now]

yo people,
oh and its accapella



im like a shark,
with my teeth so sharp,
all you other mutha fucka's are like some stupid ass karps,
you punks and hoes with your weak ass rhymes,
cant ever beat me even if you try a hundred times,
i reign over you kids cuz im supreme,
man if u guys were better then it would only be a dream,
you guys drool, and watch my diamonds gleam,
you guys are like slaves, i whip you harder than i whip my whipped cream,

and i got another thing to say and it goes out to jimi,
i would get into your pants fast like i got a hemi in me,
you cant get rid of me, im like ants in your pants,
if i couldnt masturbate then i would go on a rant,
but then again i can get girls in a snap,
i dont really even fuckin need to rap,
all i really got to do is let my mouth flap.

now i gotta get back to dissin, and it goes to cucumber,
he's got no dick so he uses a cucumber,
he cant get hard, can't get like lumber,
even his vegetable cant get up, like its in eternal slumber,
he cant get no girls number,
not even 1, maan you cant get no dumber,
girls treat him like a bitch,
always lookin at you like your super sunburned
and when they look at you, it makes their stomach churn.
that sun done grilled you, so now you in an urn.

/\/\/\/\ hehehe i like that last line.

 

[Pot_Deala]

cumber i dropped my gaurd
i thought rappin against u was gonna be hard
U try and deal?
lol impossible ud be the first to sqeal
u talkin bout lettin ur "gat go"
shit when did they make automatic squirt guns UHH OH!!
i dont need to rap to put u down
look how u spit man u a clown
IM so great i dont even rap to a 4 min song
i just stop after 2 and start hittin the bong
Man u aint even on my level in my catagory mate
go do what u do best and get charged with satutary rape
now matrim should i start on you?
or should i let u rap on me for a few
either way ur goin down
only thing sad is that ur parents wont frown
half the shit u said i dont even understand
u cant even get a gurl so u use ur hand
im the best rapper i should be # 1
shitt people startin to think i could be 2 pacs son
tase me now u entered this thread beware
ur raps wernt ne thing but a scare
cuz damn if people like to rap like u
there would only be a couple rappers alive shit we stay tru
imma end this rap cuz i won 3 battles
my words hit so hard i bet ur head still rattles
all ur raps were neat
but before u even started to rap u thought it was fun
so all of you enjoy your defeat
cuz u know I WON

 

[tase me now]

cumber i dropped my gaurd
i thought rappin against u was gonna be hard
U try and deal?
lol impossible ud be the first to sqeal
u talkin bout lettin ur "gat go"
shit when did they make automatic squirt guns UHH OH!!
i dont need to rap to put u down
look how u spit man u a clown
IM so great i dont even rap to a 4 min song
i just stop after 2 and start hittin the bong
Man u aint even on my level in my catagory mate
go do what u do best and get charged with satutary rape
now matrim should i start on you?
or should i let u rap on me for a few
either way ur goin down
only thing sad is that ur parents wont frown
half the shit u said i dont even understand
u cant even get a gurl so u use ur hand
im the best rapper i should be # 1
shitt people startin to think i could be 2 pacs son
tase me now u entered this thread beware
ur raps wernt ne thing but a scare
cuz damn if people like to rap like u
there would only be a couple rappers alive shit we stay tru
imma end this rap cuz i won 3 battles
my words hit so hard i bet ur head still rattles
all ur raps were neat
but before u even started to rap u thought it was fun
so all of you enjoy your defeat
cuz u know I WON

you didnt win, i knock your words down and beat them black and blue,
and how are you gonna battle me when i wasnt battling you?
how do u stay tru when u cant rap 4 minutes?
so u better shut the fuck up and stay outta my buisness,
or u gonna get your feelings hurt, and u gonna act like a girl.
my words hurt so much i need a bad karma list like in "my name's earl",
for real,
you know the deal,
your minds probably achin, and your body shakin,
you need a few pills nah the whole bottle you takin,
for christ sake man!
chill and sit still while i keep on flowin,
my flow is like water that you can boat in,
and im still like the shark under water that'll bite your throat man,
if you're good, then im the best,
i have to beat the words out your chest,
but all im gettin is nuthin but bull shit and jest,
go fuck your sister in other words do some incest.

 

[Pot_Deala]

tase me now just stand there and watch
cuz its time for me to take my bow
i can diss u in ne rhyme
shit then that means i can diss u at ne time
man ur flow is somethin u can boat in
after my lyrics beat u imma make sure u aint floatin
man u say u a shark and gonna bite my throat
Bitch Imma whale
after i kill u in this battle imma gloat
yo fagget stop with the momma jokes brotha
You just mad cuz ya sista is yo Mutha

 

[tase me now]

tase me now just stand there and watch
cuz its time for me to take my bow
i can diss u in ne rhyme
shit then that means i can diss u at ne time
man ur flow is somethin u can boat in
after my lyrics beat u imma make sure u aint floatin
man u say u a shark and gonna bite my throat
Bitch Imma whale
after i kill u in this battle imma gloat
yo fagget stop with the momma jokes brotha
You just mad cuz ya sista is yo Mutha

go on and take ya bow in prison,
take it from the back and be happy like "put his in, put his in!!!"
you can diss me at any time?
right now is the right time.
man my flow IS like some thing you can boat in. water..
boil your bitch ass in 500 degree's, no, hotter.
put my wand in your bitch, like im harry potter,
and yea, you probably is a whale, all fat, like your mother,
yea she's takin those special ed classes,
all the nerdy nerds want her chins and asses,
go head and gloat, about how u got beat by a shark,
im tellin you my flow is super just like kent clark,
other wise known as super man,
what do i have to do to make you understand,
that im better and thats it,
your worse and u rap like shit,

 

[Pot_Deala]

yo faggot whats with all the gay jokes?
u act like uve been around alot of gay folks
Lol so ur gonna put ur wand in my bitch
shit ur dick aint nothin but a small twitch
you gonna boil me in hot water
someone get this nerd out of here
He's actin like harry potter
why u talkin bout old chicks and nerdy kids
o shit thats prob ur fav kind of porn vids
u say ur superman like kent clark
Bitch they call my Kriptonite
and i should of known u cant last in this fight
u smell that winning aroma
bitch my lyrics will put u in a rap coma
Man u couldnt be better than me even if 2pac rapped for u
Man that aint no lie ur raps r shit
You all know thats true

 

[tase me now]

i only spit one line callin you gay,
and now its all multiplyin in your motha fuckin head,
bitch your softer than i thought,
you aint no pot deala you tried once and got caught,
the police took you in and gave you a slap on the wrist,
they said "we dont take crackers up in this place,
we only put u in if u was another race."
softy mutha fucka, you aint no kriptonite,
you just a pebble, you get tossed around and cant even fight,
i know your dick is small but u dont have to say that i am,
yo bitch see mine and she's like DAMN!
hey can i have a peice of that caaandy,
but now i got to say man, am i in a rap coma bitch?
im still here so u go ahead and tend to your sister's tits,
she's the only one on YOUR fuck list,
you cant fuck your girl so she gets with me,
we fuck all the time and blow on YOUR trees,
and no your shit aint tru,
dude, u just a bitch and a retard that eats glue,
im the shark! I STAY TRU,
my flow is still flowin like water,
and its still cool,
lmao repeatin my shit back to me?
you take forever to put your shit up, but mines fast and straight of the heezy.

 

[Cucumber]

Let's change it up to bars instead of just random freestyling where we actually have disses and shit because this stuff has no punches

 

[tase me now]

Let's change it up to bars instead of just random freestyling where we actually have disses and shit because this stuff has no punches

how about we record to a beat and then post it up.

 

[Jimi]

kid ur a moron all of u nerds on here are pathetic , u cant rap , and every rap "artist" u named off sucks.

says a emo...

 

[Pot_Deala]

tase me now do u look at wat u say?
ur repeating the same shit all the time
man ur rap sucks so much it should be a federal crime
man u know how clue how to deal
come to pot_deala i sell that kill
to bad half ur raps r just the same ol thing
u prob thought u were good
go to the store and take back ur bling
Dude you couldnt get pussy if u payed for it
Or even if ur mom whored for it
man u aint shit in this rap game ill send u to the slumber
u wanna rap against me? SHIT BOI u gotta beat cucumber
even if i was a retard who eats glue
id still make 3 digits more than you
i flow to the end of time
at my very last breathe ill spill a rhyme
tase me now u aint shit this battles OVER
stop talkin bout prison when ur nickname was BENDOVER

 

[Cucumber]

I would tase but I don't have recording shit but you can do it if you want... this "appella" style you say requires no skill only being able to rhyme 1 word, it has no punches wordplay personals multis, none of that shit

 

[Cucumber]

and btw you suck tase, you aren't worth anyone's time if your going to be recording that shit you call rap

 

[Pot_Deala]

I agree Cucumber we would see who really can flow if we had recording's, plus me and u take em all

 

[MosDef]

I see we have a netcee on our hands..

when I used to battle in leagues I was a real monster, relax kid

 

[tase me now]

you bitches dont want to record cuz u probably got a funky ass voice and shit. you think it takes skill to rap to a beat? man you guys dont know shit.
cucumber, your the one who said YOU cant rap like in a song, and then call yourself a pro? go suck something

 

[Cucumber]

Oh god, go please cry me a river... i think i'm starting to see tears, na dawg you only offered rapping to a beat because you think your mr. big shot, please diss me in a 1 minute beat and post a link and let's see if you really are good and i never said i was a pro dum shit, you can't possibly be any stupider then you are now tase, i'd lyrically murk you in text or audio if i had the equipment