post here when having sex

[NukeACola]

no one is allowed to post here because none of us get laid. Mods should probably lock this thread to make sure no one ends up lying

 

What if we're thinking about what it would feel like to have sex, does that count

 

[XFU]

>Picks up phone
>Girl, slow down..I have to post on a Sythe thread that I am currently having sex

 

[NukeACola]

What if we're thinking about what it would feel like to have sex, does that count

thats difficult to answer. I will go ahead and say yes

 

[Superfluous]

Are vouches for sex allowed? Asking for a friend obviously

 

Are vouches for sex allowed? Asking for a friend obviously

no because lying in vouches is not allowed

 

[Superfluous]

no because lying in vouches is not allowed

Updated question: Who needs sex when I have the satisfaction of knowing that you read my posts?

 

[NukeACola]

Updated question: Who needs sex when I have the satisfaction of knowing that you read my posts?

do u want to do the sex with me

 

Post here when stroking @NukeACola

do u want to do the sex with me

Sure.

Birthday sex, it's my birthday tomorrow.

 

[Dev Zach]

@Dbuffed Happy early bday

 

[NukeACola]

@Dbuffed Happy early bday

you can join us for a threesome. maybe a foursome if @Sythe wants to join in

 

[Dev Zach]

I can assure you hes boring in bed

 

[Superfluous]

here

 

here

M.E.N

 

[Emperor Nero]

big gay

 

[NukeACola]

Does masturbation count?

no as ur the one touching ur micro penis

 

How do I leave my Yelp review for this thread?

 

[XFU]

no as ur the one touching ur micro penis

What if Pikachu has vagina? Have you been thinking of that chance?

 

[NukeACola]

What if Pikachu has vagina? Have you been thinking of that chance?

@Pikachu are you ashes pikachu or some random one from the grass?

 

[XFU]

What the fuck?