post here when having sex

[NukeACola]

no one is allowed to post here because none of us get laid. Mods should probably lock this thread to make sure no one ends up lying

 

[R2Pleasent]

What if we're thinking about what it would feel like to have sex, does that count

 

[XFU]

>Picks up phone
>Girl, slow down..I have to post on a Sythe thread that I am currently having sex

 

[NukeACola]

What if we're thinking about what it would feel like to have sex, does that count

thats difficult to answer. I will go ahead and say yes

 

[Superfluous]

Are vouches for sex allowed? Asking for a friend obviously

 

Are vouches for sex allowed? Asking for a friend obviously

no because lying in vouches is not allowed

 

[Superfluous]

no because lying in vouches is not allowed

Updated question: Who needs sex when I have the satisfaction of knowing that you read my posts?

 

[NukeACola]

Updated question: Who needs sex when I have the satisfaction of knowing that you read my posts?

do u want to do the sex with me

 

Post here when stroking @NukeACola

do u want to do the sex with me

Sure.

Birthday sex, it's my birthday tomorrow.

 

[Dev Zach]

@Dbuffed Happy early bday

 

[NukeACola]

@Dbuffed Happy early bday

you can join us for a threesome. maybe a foursome if @Sythe wants to join in

 

[Dev Zach]

I can assure you hes boring in bed

 

[Superfluous]

here

 

here

M.E.N

 

[Emperor Nero]

big gay

 

[NukeACola]

Does masturbation count?

no as ur the one touching ur micro penis

 

How do I leave my Yelp review for this thread?

 

[XFU]

no as ur the one touching ur micro penis

What if Pikachu has vagina? Have you been thinking of that chance?

 

[NukeACola]

What if Pikachu has vagina? Have you been thinking of that chance?

@Pikachu are you ashes pikachu or some random one from the grass?

 

[XFU]

What the fuck?