Official Omegle Thread

[Jimmy]

Now that I've got you're attention by lying in the title in my claim that this thread is official, gogogo.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey
You: Where do you live?
You: I want to come FUCK YOU
You: FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASSHOLE
You: RAPE YOU
You: BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I AM
Stranger: I quite like anal sex actually
Stranger: so, that's fine
You: Ocool
You: Mmk
You: Asl
Stranger: 19/f/uk
You: over9000/m/cali
Stranger: over 9000? you must have raped a lot of assholes
You: Mhmm
You: I remember about 2000 years back
You: There was this one dude in Israel
You: Said his name was Jesus
You: anyways
You: He was really good to fuck
Stranger: This conversation leaves something to be desired.
Stranger: And I have cats to be microwaving. So
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Lol'd

 

[Jimmy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: Are you a girl who wants to take it in the ass?
Stranger: oh yes!
Stranger: so fucking hard!
You: noice
You: Want to role-play?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u start
You: Okay
You: So I'm your brother and I walk into your room and see you touching yourself
You: What are you doing, sis?
Stranger: um fingering myself what do u think?
You: *penis begins to rise*
You: Mind if I help?
Stranger: oh no not at all
You: *walks up and begins to fuck you slowly*
Stranger: *shoves it up my vagina*
Stranger: *i start moaning my head off*
You: omg sis, I think I'm gonna cum soon
Stranger: oh here let me help
Stranger: *strokes ur cock up and down really fast*
You: ooooohhhh
Stranger: then u cum
Stranger: Mind if i lick it off your abs?
You: not at all
Stranger: then after that I goback down to your penis and start to put it in my mouth and feeling your balls
You: ooh
You: That feels great
Stranger: then i put ut cock in my ass
You: omg
You: You have a tight asshole
Stranger: and u shove it up there so hard that u cum
You: yesss
You: sis, you're really good at this
Stranger: ok the whole sister brother thing is kinda awkward can u just be my bf and we just home from a date
You: yeah
You: good idea
You: :P
Stranger: same exact thing is happening
Stranger: then my friend lisa walks in
Stranger: she starts to take off all her clothes then we start to have a threesome
You: ooh yeah
Stranger: were both feel your great cock
Stranger: admiring your hot body
Stranger: then we both start sucking on your cock
You: yesss
You: lisa is gonna cum
You: oh my god
You: cum everywhere
You: lisa's screaming it feels so good
Stranger: with vagina juice even tho im not a lesbian we both start to lick uo her vagina juice
You: mmmm
Stranger: while your cumming me and lisa are making out and feeling each other
Stranger: then lisa leaves and your friend mark comes in and he sticks it up my ass while im sucking on urs
You: ooh yess
You: Then i start to feel your boobs
Stranger: then u suck on them
You: mhmmm
You: BUT WAIT
You: THEY'RE FUCKING BOMBS
Stranger: hell no!
You: OMG WHY ARE YOU A TERRORIST?
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
Stranger: please dont ruin it
You: I call the secret service and you're executed for treason
You: /story
You: YOU'RE FUCKING DONE
You: Your acts against the people of the United States will not go unpunished!
Stranger: ok ur taking this to far
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[XSafire]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: I have a problem
You: I accidentally the whole bible
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jimmy]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
Jimmy, Pen, XSafire

Oshit

 

[Meeder1]

Current active users viewing this thread:
Meeder1, Pen, XSafire

Well someones wanking it to Jimmy's kinky logs.

 

[Jimmy]

Current active users viewing this thread:
Meeder1, Pen, XSafire

Well someones wanking it to Jimmy's kinky logs.

lololololol

 

[JohnK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am Darth Vader!
Stranger: no you're not
You: Yes I am!
Stranger: um...no you're not?
Stranger: do i need to explain this to you?
You: Okay fine, you caught me.
You: Im GANDALF.
Stranger: again
Stranger: there's a major flaw in your choices
You: T________T
You: Voldermort?
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: do you even realize what you're doing?
You: Why are you sooo meaaaannnn!
You: All my hopes and dreams have just been crushed. T.T
Stranger: maybe next time pick an imaginary character that DIDN'T DIE in their stories...
You: ...
You: Fuck.

 

[Determinate]

tl;dr

 

[Alteranz]

Guys what the fuck...
http://girlynekoboi.deviantart.com/gallery/

Someone linked me to it on Facebook - shit's so messed.

 

[JohnK]

Wow, Alt. I want to be violently ill after seeing that.

 

[Alteranz]

I want to curl up in a corner and cry now man....

 

[JohnK]

lol just kidding saved to favourites. time to uhh have a shower now..

 

[Aroxez]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Do you like sucking your own fingers?
You: yas
Stranger: Me too, especially when they're covered in honey and I'm all wet....
You: o ya
Stranger: Sometimes though, my hair gets in my way and I get honey in my hair.
Stranger: It fails in curls down to just below my shoulders
Stranger: it's pale red...natural....
Stranger: not curly, I've got green blue eyes and stand 5' 3"
Stranger: you?
You: you a male or a female
Stranger: lol
You: i am asking u a question
Stranger: maybe you should explore and find out?
You: how
Stranger: what happened to the good old days when a girl could jump into chat and get good cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DAMN SON.

 

[Jimmy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey
Stranger: who wants sex? i'm horny and i'm m
You: I'm m, too
You: and I'm not a fag
You: so.....
Stranger: fu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Aroxez]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi, im a dude
You: im not
Stranger: age?
You: 17.
You: you
Stranger: 20
You: oh nice nice
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: so where you from?
You: the united states of america
Stranger: same here
You: oh ya
You: you horny
Stranger: kinda, you?
You: no
Stranger: ok. so what are your hobbies
You: i like to strip
You: and you
Stranger: i like offroading, cars, sports, and videogames
You: oh that scool
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: so what kind of music do you like?
You: hm
You: i like r&b and rock
You: and u
Stranger: i mainly listen to rock/ metal myself
You: nise
Stranger: mhm. so where in the US are you
You: a state
Stranger: i knew that much smartass
You: wanna cybermate
Stranger: sure
You: u start
Stranger: -takes off your shirt-
You: do something hotter
Stranger: -smacks your ass-
You: even hotter
Stranger: -rubs and massages your tits-
You: ok dude im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Karl]

Stranger: -rubs and massages your tits-
You: ok dude im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd hard.

 

[Aroxez]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi. Male or Female?
You: Male.
Stranger: I am Female. 20 years old
You: Yah?
Stranger: Where are you from
You: The United States of America.
Stranger: I am from California
You: Are you hot?
Stranger: Do you have a pic?
You: I do, but you have to go first.
Stranger: If you want I can send you mine
You: Yeah.
Stranger: give me your email
You: [email protected]
Stranger: or I can give you the link. I have a photo in advertisement
You: Are they nude?
Stranger: http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php
You: just email please.
Stranger: click on left top rectangle. My picture under that advertisement
You: email please
Stranger: If not the advertisement was changed, open the http://iamhoney.com/nancy.php again and click again into top advertisement
You: please email me.
Stranger: which page you have redirected?
You: please email me.
You: it'll work a lot easier.
Stranger: did you clicked on top left rectangle?
You: please email me them.
Stranger: am I Sexy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The website never even worked. -_-

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ask me any question
You: asl
Stranger: 23 m uk
You: Oya
You: weenie size?
Stranger: 6
You: when it is hard?
Stranger: now
You: oh ya
You: thats hot
You: im a girl btw
Stranger: i guessed
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: hot
You: sexy
Stranger: ...
Stranger: what are you wearing
You: nothing
Stranger: woof
Stranger: position?
You: legs open
Stranger: facing me or not?
You: yes
Stranger: oh hi there
You: heyhey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[FishFishy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: helllo
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: THE SKY YOU DUMBASS
You have disconnected.

 

[Aroxez]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: helllo
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: THE SKY YOU DUMBASS
You have disconnected.

lmfao