Funny Omegle Chats

[Finally_Found_Freedom]

You: Hi
Stranger: Hii
You: I need some help
Stranger: With
You: I read a bottle of Viagra, it said that if I have an erection lasting 4+ hours I should seek some help.
You: Well, it's been 5 hours and this thing is throbbing
Stranger: Ohh
You: Can you help me?
Stranger: How can I?
You: I'm gonna take my pants off now, talk dirty to me.
Stranger: Ok
You: Ok pants off.
Stranger: Wanna fuck me
You: In the ass?
Stranger: I like it rough and sweaty babe
Stranger: Yeah
You: Oh yeah, I'll give it to you rough and sweaty.
Stranger: Mmmmm
You: Mmmmmmmmm babe
Stranger: How big is it
You: Almost 3.5 inches
You: Biggest it's gotten in years, it's throbbing right now.
You: It's begging for you baby, what you gonna do bout it?
Stranger: Suck it
Stranger:
You: Oh yeah, I like that.
Stranger: Yeah mmm
You: Would you get a strapon and fuck me in the ass with it?
Stranger: U want that?
You: I want it bad.
You: I've been a bad boy.
Stranger: Mmm ok baby
You: Fuck me like my church minister used to until I hit puberty.
Stranger: Yeah u like that huh?
You: Oh yeah.
Stranger: Mmmm tight ass
You: Ya, it's gotten tight after so long.
You: I haven't had a real man treat me rough since your dad stopped analing me.
Stranger: Oh
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This is the only one out of the last two pages that's made me lol. Great job!

 

[Lordhooters]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 19 f fl
Stranger: 18 m NJ
You: how r u doing tonight?
Stranger: alright. could really use a massage. how are you?
You: mmmmmm same here a massage sounds good,
You: but im a lil lonely tonight
Stranger: so am i
You: so whats your plans
Stranger: well i'm very good at giving massages
You: mmmmmmm sounds great soft or hard hands?
Stranger: soft, but strong
You: how would you start?
Stranger: i'd start at your shoulders
Stranger: then make my way down your back
You: mmmmmmmmm
You: tell me more
Stranger: slowly to your waiste and back up again
Stranger: up your sides
Stranger: back down to your waiste and hips
You: then where? hmmmmm
Stranger: to your thighs and down your legs
You: Oooo keep going i like where this is going
Stranger: back up your legs and thighs slowly
Stranger: slide my hands over your ass and to your hips
You: mmmmmmmm then where?
Stranger: would you mind turning over
You: for what sweet hmmmm?
Stranger: so i can go over your chest
You: mmmmmm (rolls over)
Stranger: massages your breasts softly
You: mmm feels good
You: reaches down and rubs
Stranger: pinches your nipples softly
You: mmmmmmm i'm getting all hot and horny
Stranger: slides a hand down between your legs
You: mmmm making me wet
Stranger: licks each nipple
You: mmmmmm why dont u nibble?
Stranger: because i like to tease
You: mmmmmm ohh realy now
Stranger: mmhmm
You: ok reaches down towards pants
You: and unzips
Stranger: your turn to give me a massage?
You: maybe lol
You: but i like to know what you want to do
You: hmmmm tell me mmmmmmmm
Stranger: i'd like to get between your legs and make you moan
You: how mmmm u going to finger myy wet tight pussy
Stranger: first i will
Stranger: then i'll start licking
You: mmmmmm im wet
Stranger: and work up to sliding my big hard cock in
You: are u hard babe? mmmm i like that idea
Stranger: mmhmm
You: Just becarefull, because stabbing the fetus would make a mess...then i would have to tie you down and lick up the dead unborn goo
You: thats right you sick fuck
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YA...you have no idea how long it took to actually find a guy to do this to....=( I feel dirty.....

 

[Grave]

My favorite thing to do is type something like this before the conversation starts then act as if nothing happened...

[OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The offender cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]

Great idea.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The offender cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: LOL
You: ?
You: asl?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The offender cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]
You: hello
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The offender cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]
You: hi
You: asil?
You: asl*
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The offender cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]
You: hi
You: asl?
You: are you there?
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[I_DONT_BOT]

You: Hey
Stranger: hi..am 22 male from India...u?
You: I'm 18 / Male from Australia
You: So....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wonder what he wanted to do.

I had someone 22 M India Earlier 0_0.

 

[Finally_Found_Freedom]

Great idea.

Ahahaha.. I tried it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]hi
You: [OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The stranger cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]
You:
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: whats up
You: oh nothing
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: that was funny
You: yesir
You:

and then two strangers later... guess who's back?

Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]hi
You: [OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The stranger cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]
You:
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: whats up
You: oh nothing
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: that was funny
You: yesir
You:
Stranger: hello
Stranger: LOL
You: you again?
Stranger: YOU FAIL SIR
Stranger: you accidentally the whole thing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The stranger cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: how old are you princess?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[awesome11]

Trying to act dumb

You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 16 female
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: what?
Stranger: Do you like talking dirty?
You: How do you do that?
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: my house
Stranger: Can I penetrate you with my Dick?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: Are you blond?
You: Nope.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

short+sweet

 

[FretsOnFireGh2]

You: hey, asl?
Stranger: hey, a/s/l?
You: 17/f/cali
Stranger: 24 m NY
You: hmmm
You: wouldn't that be illegal?
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: and were only talkin, right?
You: oh! sorry.. i guess yea if thats all you wanna do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well what did u have in mind then? i'm open to anything
You: i don't wanna say it, i'm shy ;(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dont be shy
Stranger: u dont know me so dont worry about it lol
Stranger: what is it?
You: i don't wanna say ittttt!
You: it's embarassing
Stranger: im sure its not
Stranger: come ooooonnnn
Stranger: nothing is off limits
Stranger: i'm very very open...
You: well see my boyfriend broke up with me and i've been kinda...... deprived lately
You: ahh i can't say it i'm nervous!
Stranger: just say it, cmon u can do it lol
You: can you.... welll can we....
You: ummmmmm
You: idk how to say this D:
Stranger: just come out with it
Stranger: ...
You: can you tie me down to a chair, burn me with cigarettes and slice my eyelids off with razors, then put a mirror in front of me so i'm forced to watch as you cut every one of my limbs off one by one and then shit down my throat?
Stranger: HAHAHAHa
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