Funny Omegle Chats

[No Intent]

This thread is made to post your chat logs from omegle.com. Omegle is a anonymous chat site, where you can have a lot of fun.

Images from video conversations can also be posted, assuming they adhere to sythe.org rules.

Let me start:

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: f,18,
Stranger: I AM CHINESE
You: So you have funny eyes?
Stranger: yahhhh
Stranger: what about u
You: No, my eyes are fine, cause I'm a proper human being
Stranger: hey,you are making fun with me
You: No...it was a complement.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh THANK U!
You: Your welcome.
You have disconnected.

 

[Guineapigcal]

OMG BRO me and my mate did that for a whole day. We kept asking people if they wanted to come to a party where people watched each other wee xD
or "do you like people eating McDonalds out of your ass".
Then we went to random video chat and that was scarring D:

 

[Kew]

Haha this one is from Chatroulette using a Gif, but the guy was serious was just staring at it for about 3 minutes until someone came into the room and he clicked off it. I'm not lying I laughed so hard.

 

[No Intent]

You: Hey
Stranger: hi..am 22 male from India...u?
You: I'm 18 / Male from Australia
You: So....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wonder what he wanted to do.

 

[Guineapigcal]

They all do that. I said what you did and they all flipped out.

 

[Guineapigcal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you good
You: please don't be mean like everyone else I have talked to
Stranger: at geography?
You: yea
You: I don't do it
Stranger: dw, i won't.
You: but I guess I can help?
You: maybe
Stranger: the us, canada, ____, china
Stranger: and brazil are larger
Stranger: than australia
Stranger: 6 words
Stranger: what is it?
You: russia
Stranger: thanks
You: no worries!
Stranger: capital of taiwan
Stranger: im too lazy to google it HAHA
You: Taipei
Stranger: a country
Stranger: located to the east
Stranger: of china
Stranger: 5letters
You: Japan
Stranger: australias most easterly point
Stranger: is cape _______
Stranger: in nsw.
You: sorry, am Australia but don't know
Stranger: ok
Stranger: capital of nz
You: Aukland
Stranger: CAPITAL
Stranger: OF VANUATU
Stranger: sorry for caps
You: lol
You: don't know that one sorry
You: have been there though -.-
Stranger: how bout indonesia?
You: Jakarta
You: went there last Summer
Stranger: how fuuun
You: YEA!
Stranger: of tasmania?
Stranger: hobart
You: Hobart
You: yes
You: don't bother with it
You: too far from anywhere
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: australia is a dry and what continent
You: humid?
You: arrid?
Stranger: yeah
You: not sure what they want
You: it actually varies a lot
Stranger: actuall no
Stranger: 4letter word
You: oh
You: arid I think
Stranger: ahk
Stranger: tropic of what runs through australia
You: yea!
Stranger: cancer?
You: capricorn
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: oh
You: I am right lol
You: I just googled that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: capital of burma
Stranger: also known as myamar
You: D:
You: don't know soz
Stranger: ok
Stranger: australia is the __ largest country in the world
You: penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Sindrefyrn]

I think we can have this sticked for a while. Here's mine:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you a nice guy ? =D
You: yes
You: very nice
You: And yourself?
Stranger: i'm kinda nice yes
You: cool story bro!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: yaay
You: Yea
You: So
You: Whatsup?
Stranger: nothin nothin
Stranger: u ?
You: Same, else I wouldn't been Omegle
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: that's right
Stranger: but i finished playing gta
You: cool, amirite?
You: IV?
Stranger: i'm sick today
Stranger: yeh IV the ballad of gay tony
You: wooho
You: You're gay?
You: Nops
Stranger: haha no
You: Sorry
Stranger: xd
You: Okay
Stranger: =D
You: baibai
You: <3
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ;D
You have disconnected.

 

[Alteranz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you good
You: please don't be mean like everyone else I have talked to
Stranger: at geography?
You: yea
You: I don't do it
Stranger: dw, i won't.
You: but I guess I can help?
You: maybe
Stranger: the us, canada, ____, china
Stranger: and brazil are larger
Stranger: than australia
Stranger: 6 words
Stranger: what is it?
You: russia
Stranger: thanks
You: no worries!
Stranger: capital of taiwan
Stranger: im too lazy to google it HAHA
You: Taipei
Stranger: a country
Stranger: located to the east
Stranger: of china
Stranger: 5letters
You: Japan
Stranger: australias most easterly point
Stranger: is cape _______
Stranger: in nsw.
You: sorry, am Australia but don't know
Stranger: ok
Stranger: capital of nz
You: Aukland
Stranger: CAPITAL
Stranger: OF VANUATU
Stranger: sorry for caps
You: lol
You: don't know that one sorry
You: have been there though -.-
Stranger: how bout indonesia?
You: Jakarta
You: went there last Summer
Stranger: how fuuun
You: YEA!
Stranger: of tasmania?
Stranger: hobart
You: Hobart
You: yes
You: don't bother with it
You: too far from anywhere
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: australia is a dry and what continent
You: humid?
You: arrid?
Stranger: yeah
You: not sure what they want
You: it actually varies a lot
Stranger: actuall no
Stranger: 4letter word
You: oh
You: arid I think
Stranger: ahk
Stranger: tropic of what runs through australia
You: yea!
Stranger: cancer?
You: capricorn
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: oh
You: I am right lol
You: I just googled that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: capital of burma
Stranger: also known as myamar
You: D:
You: don't know soz
Stranger: ok
Stranger: australia is the __ largest country in the world
You: penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

FFfuuuuuuuuuu----
Capital of New Zealand is Fucking Wellington!!!!! D:

 

[0120012345]

Why sticky

 

[Sindrefyrn]

Why sticky

Cause it's fun to read these conversations. Sticky gives us more conversations - more fun. If you want to further discuss this threads position as a sticky, PM me.

 

[Alteranz]

You should edit the Main post though Sindre- outlining what Omegle actually is, and how to get there/work it.

 

[Magic Arrow]

Stranger: horny boy??¨
You: ur mom
You: son i am dissappoint
Stranger: haha yeaah
You: hurr hurr no
You: so like
You: you gonna say asl
You: or do i have to say it
Stranger: im female
You: loltroll
You: my name is rangitan and I am from india
You: i am 32
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gurtaton]

rangitan is not an indian name bro...

 

[No Intent]

Stranger: hey make me a sandwich bitch
You: excuse me?
Stranger: haha jk
Stranger: unless u want to
You: would you like lettuce with that sandwich?
Stranger: sure if we got any
You: mmm, how about some meat?
Stranger: oh i got that alreaddy
You: same. cross swords?
Stranger: fuck that nigga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...Aww, Crossing Sword request denied

 

[Peace.Love.Programming]

Way to copy Zypur. Love this site anyways, glad you made this a sticky!

My favorite thing to do is type something like this before the conversation starts then act as if nothing happened...

[OMEGLE by law is required to inform you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with matches that of a registered sex offender of the state of AB, United States. The offender cannot see this message. If you have any questions please visit us at, http://www.familywatchdog.us/]

Coolest old guy I ever met...

 

[Gurtaton]

Weird site bro. I got into a conversation with a guy with no sense of humor...

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: What's ASL?
You: Ass Sucking Loser?
Stranger: age
Stranger: sex
Stranger: location
You: oh
You: 9000, she-male, antarctica.
Stranger: hua
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u re funny
You: srsly?
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: hahaha
You: so
You: you like porn?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: no
You: watch it
Stranger: but
Stranger: maybe little"
Stranger: bcoz
Stranger: i think every people like porn
Stranger: but don't maniac
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: just a normal
Stranger: like me
You: so
You: what's your asl?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: 19 Male indo
Stranger: u?
You: 15 male japan
Stranger: owh
Stranger: male?
You: do you think i got boobs?
Stranger: i think u re female
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: just kidding
You: lol
Stranger: i like japan
You: TADDA!
Stranger: and sexy women
You have disconnected.

Couldn't be bothered to take pictures.

 

[RsGold4You]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hey nugget
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[RsGold4You]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: POOOOOOOOOOO
You: U DAT GUY I HAD LAST TIME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[No Intent]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: POOOOOOOOOOO
You: U DAT GUY I HAD LAST TIME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The title is 'Funny' Omegle chat logs...
I apologize in advance if you are visually impaired.

 

[Gurtaton]

What?