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your mum is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless controller
slamed ur sister
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ur mum is so fat she got baptised in the sea is the only one i can think of lol
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This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"
yeah im black, from the waist down
yeah im black, from the waist down
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Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on jesus.
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Denial
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life is like a bag of jellybeans, you leave the black ones out
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how do you know an asians robbed your house?
your tvs on sky news, your homeworks done, your desktop is arranged and the guys still backing out of your driveway
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how do u know a black guys stealing ur tv? tvs dont just get up and float away
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little johnny ran downstairs to tell his dad he had a new girlfreind
'when can i meet her?' his dad asked
'in 2 days at dinner'
the next day little johnny tell his dad he had his first kiss with his new girlfreind which receives a congratulation
the next morning he walked downstairs looknig embarrased, told his dad he lied, and that he'd had intercourse with his grilfreind, in which recieves the reply
'congratuklations johnny your becoming a man'
the next day johnny is sitting at one end of the table and his parent at the other, his dad askes:
'wheres your girlfreod johnny?
'right next to you.'
more soon i spose
life is like a bag of jellybeans, you leave the black ones out
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how do you know an asians robbed your house?
your tvs on sky news, your homeworks done, your desktop is arranged and the guys still backing out of your driveway
______________
how do u know a black guys stealing ur tv? tvs dont just get up and float away
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little johnny ran downstairs to tell his dad he had a new girlfreind
'when can i meet her?' his dad asked
'in 2 days at dinner'
the next day little johnny tell his dad he had his first kiss with his new girlfreind which receives a congratulation
the next morning he walked downstairs looknig embarrased, told his dad he lied, and that he'd had intercourse with his grilfreind, in which recieves the reply
'congratuklations johnny your becoming a man'
the next day johnny is sitting at one end of the table and his parent at the other, his dad askes:
'wheres your girlfreod johnny?
'right next to you.'
more soon i spose
LOL @ the johnny one, fucking hilarious, nice jokes BTW the TV's Black one is old, old old, like Jesus old
your mom is soo fast when she JUMP FOR JOY she got stuck!
A English man, a Irish man and a Pakistani man are on a boat.
The Irish man finishes his drink and throws it in the sea. The English man asks, "why did you do that?".
"We always do that in my country," he says.
The Pakistani man finishes his kebab and throw it in the sea. The Irish man asks, "why did you do that?".
"We always do that in my country," he says.
The English man gets up. He looks at the Irish man, then to Pakistani man. He then pushes the Pakistani man off the boat and rows the boat away, leaving the Pakistani man to die.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?" asked the Irish man.
"We always do that in our country," replied the English man.
LULULULULULULULULUL.
The Irish man finishes his drink and throws it in the sea. The English man asks, "why did you do that?".
"We always do that in my country," he says.
The Pakistani man finishes his kebab and throw it in the sea. The Irish man asks, "why did you do that?".
"We always do that in my country," he says.
The English man gets up. He looks at the Irish man, then to Pakistani man. He then pushes the Pakistani man off the boat and rows the boat away, leaving the Pakistani man to die.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?" asked the Irish man.
"We always do that in our country," replied the English man.
LULULULULULULULULUL.
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hotrodboy
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good joke. also,
AGH! VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
* RUNS AWAY*
and heres my joke:
a guy walks into a bar and sits at the table. he asks the bartender" hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?".the bartender says:" first of all, no. second of all, im blonde. that pro wrestler behind you is blonde. ur girlfriend next to you is blonde. the owner over there is blonde. that mean pitbull has blond-ish fur. still wanna tell that blonde joke?" the guy says:" so im gonna have to repeat it 5 times?"
AGH! VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
* RUNS AWAY*
and heres my joke:
a guy walks into a bar and sits at the table. he asks the bartender" hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?".the bartender says:" first of all, no. second of all, im blonde. that pro wrestler behind you is blonde. ur girlfriend next to you is blonde. the owner over there is blonde. that mean pitbull has blond-ish fur. still wanna tell that blonde joke?" the guy says:" so im gonna have to repeat it 5 times?"
Not funny.
Racist Jokes, Should'nt Be Funy.
Cause if you said while black people were around, you'd have alot of broken bones
Maybe dead even
RACISIM IS NOT FAIR!!
Racist Jokes, Should'nt Be Funy.
Cause if you said while black people were around, you'd have alot of broken bones
Maybe dead even
RACISIM IS NOT FAIR!!
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posted by h6x
Know the differance between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family
rofl!
Know the differance between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family
rofl!
Fuck the people who thinks racist jokes are funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Sadly this isn't a joke to many many MANY losers that play rs.
/Give TWC
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