Official Jokes Thread

boored

 

ur momas soo dumb she run over by a parked car
hahahahaha

 

ll dumbest jokes ever

 

fhkfk

 

im bored

 

HOKAY HOKAY I HEF JOKE

Yo momma's so ugly...She entered and ugliness contest and they turned her back and said "Sorry, no professionals".

 

whats the differnce between beer nutts and deer nutts?
answer: beers nutts are $3.99 a pound deer nutts are still under a buck

( for anyone who dosent get it a male deer is called a buck just like a female deer is a doe )

 

ok i got one 3 men go into a bar and sits on a nail he shouts out fuck and the other 1 says this and the 3rd one says thread

 

your mum is so fat that she using the freeway as a slip and slide

 

Dorito is fat.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

 

^ true

but the real kicker is

Dorito AINT fat!

 

Lol.. most jokes suck.. ohwell a few good ones

 

i got one but its racist n i dont wanna hurt no1s feelings

 

theres a english man and a indian in a pub the indian finishes his drink and chucks his glass in the air pulls out a gun and shoots its and then says these glasses are so cheap i dont need to drink out the same one twice then the englishman finishes his drink of chucks his glass in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots the indian and says theres so many indians around here i dont need to drink with the same one twice

 

theres an englishman a irishman and a scotsman, they all drop something for there country the english man drops a rose the scotsman drops some bagpipes and the irishman drops a bomb when the englishman goes home he sees his wife with a rose on her head and says "love where did you get that rose from" and she said "it fell on me" and he said "sorry love that was me", then the scotsman went home and sees his wife playing some bagpipes so he says "love where you get those bagpipes from" and his wife says "they fell on me" and he said "sorry love that was me", when the irishman got home he saw a boy laughing and asked "why are you laughing boy" and the boy said "i farted and the house blew up"

 

haha, racist....

why are black ppl getting stronger?
TVs are getting heavier!

 

lol ur moma so fat that shes skinny<<<doesnt make sence LMAO

 

your mommas so dumb, she sat on the tv and watch the couch.
Your momma went to jenny craigs weight loss and they told her to measure her weight, she stood on the scale and they said we want ur weight not ur phone number.

 

what did the pineapple say to the pear
pineapple: fuck you pear